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{"topics":[{"id":"536db88e6368724517ad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone here know what these fruits\r\n!http://theordinarycook.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bletted-medlars.jpg!\r\ncalled medlars taste like?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"536dbb356368726e18c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Sexzilla and Mary Sue proceeded to have hot kinky sex for a whole month while swimming in Godzilla's semen. Mary Sue rubbed her clit and nipples with the hot reptillian seed. Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance licked the cum off her big tits and proceeded to jerk Heavy and Soldier off with their magic. The Slut Army was beginning to take over the universe. But there was one thing that they needed first to finish the job.\r\n\r\nRandomosaur.\r\n\r\nTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance met Randomosaur at his underground lab beneath the ocean floor. Dinosaurs were present in cages and tons of hot, young, nude women were present, ready to service the half-dinosaur half-teenager at any time. They proceeded to have a massive orgy, ending with the pregnancies of Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance, a stripper named May Florensis, and Hitomi Tanaka. They gave birth to dinosaur eggs which hatched into baby raptors. Randomosaur then agreed to help them take over the universe. After giving Vladimir Putin a handjob, he began building a giant weapon. The Cumminator.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536dbc936368726d0b610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536dbb356368726e18c20000#post_536dbb356368726e18c20000\r\n\r\nQue jijos he leído y po qué no me detuve?!?!?!?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536dcfdc636872201e810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just found jontron porn.\r\n\r\nguess the r34 circle is complete for me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536dd04c63687220b3810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536dcfdc636872201e810300#post_536dcfdc636872201e810300\r\n\r\nI'm more interested on knowing how or why you found it ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536dded46368727ac83e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have about a hour until I'm officially moving.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI couldn't get any sleep cause for some reason people don't seem to understand getting up at 3 am means you have to go to bed at 7pm to get a full nights sleep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSince I was awake half the night I thought of something; I'm legitimately proud of the usa, not in the \"Freedom! Bald Eagle! Football!\" sense, but rather the \"Wow we've managed to survive for this long?\" sense. What I mean by this is when you think about it if the usa was a person it would be one of those kind of slow people that honestly wants to help, but keeps fucking up. \"Good lord usa! Can you try not to fuck up for ten seconds?\" \"I'm sorry guys; I don't know why this happened\" \"Again usa? Can you at least try to not to fuck up?\" \"Sorry guys\"\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is current day stuff includes our terrible health care, our education system needs serious help, wiretapping, unemployment, our deficit and a million other things. *BUT* you know what? It's not actually as much of a doomsday scenario as it seems. When you get right down to it most of our problems on the macro scale are cause we're a oligarchy and controlled by a bunch of greedy old people that don't understand why throwing money at something doesn't make people believe them.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this let's look at usa beliefs; most americans view themselves as conservative, but if you look at what people actually believe we're more center-progressive. What I mean by this is the super majority of usa citizens are pro-freedom of speech, pro-freedom of religion, separation of church and state, want less strict copyright and trademark laws, pro glbt rights, pro womens' rights, pro minorities rights, anti-racism, anti-sexism, anti-homophobic, want reform for wiretapping, more and more people are using condoms, it's becoming more and more acceptable to be outside the norm, against the censorship of porn, for funding of nasa, pro education, is for the legalization of cannabas, pro vaccination, more and more people are supporting military isolationism.\r\n\r\nThe only three *BIG* things we're really \"conservative\" about are 50/50 of people are on the fence when it comes to abortion, only 63% of americans believe in climate change and somewhere around only 60% of americans believe in evolution.\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen you get right down to it I'll totally admit the usa is lagging behind europe and such when it comes to a lot of things, but you know what? It's actually kind of a good thing really. When the majority of europe legalized gay marriage the rest of the world just wrote it off as \"Those europeans and their crazy beliefs\", but when the usa started supporting glbt rights as a whole the world freaked the fuck out going \"Gay agenda out to destroy the world!\" and so forth.\r\n\r\nYeah I'll totally admit the usa is kind of in the shitter, but the thing to keep in mind is right now the reason why we're in the shitter is cause of a bunch of rich people constantly throwing money at politicians to get whatever agenda they want instead of what the american people want through congress.\r\n\r\n\r\nDespite it all I can't really hate the usa, cause all the people trying to hold us back as a country are all for the most part really friggin old and they're all probably going to die out of old age in a couple years anyhow (COUGHING INTENSIFIES) Koch brothers (COUGHING INTENSIFIES)\r\n\r\nTl:dr; The majority of people responsible for putting the usa in the shithole are really old and will have died of old age within a decade or two.\r\n\r\nIn other words:\r\nLobbyists in usa in a nutshell have\r\n!http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-3/f/f3/Death_streak_martyrdom.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536df4da63687222c86e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A few years ago, I use to watch porn a lot until I grew tired of it.\r\nIt was... weird, to say at least.\r\n\r\nImagine watching porn and not feeling that...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"536e11c76368721345fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536df4da63687222c86e0200#post_536df4da63687222c86e0200\r\nThat's been me for the longest time. I actually have to force myself to get into it. Stupid depression.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"536ea1f5636872541f7b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536dded46368727ac83e0200#post_536dded46368727ac83e0200\r\nAre you moving out of the country?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"536eaff86368727ada2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536df4da63687222c86e0200#post_536df4da63687222c86e0200\r\n\r\nI'm sure that just means you got desensitized","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536eb0596368727a32510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eaff86368727ada2e0100#post_536eaff86368727ada2e0100\r\nI still find porn arousing....\r\nBut then again I have a hypercharged libido.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536eb1266368727a64990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb0596368727a32510100#post_536eb0596368727a32510100\r\n\r\nI wouldn't recommend it though. You could en up with impossibly high standards when you get laid.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536eb1a063687279a0b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1266368727a64990100#post_536eb1266368727a64990100\r\nOh I completely agree. But when your boyfriend's outta town, on vacation with his family and you REALLY need to get off.....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536eb1a8636872769ef80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've heard that too much porn can cause erectile dysfunction. If that happens to me, is there any way to fix it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536eb1db63687276fa0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1a8636872769ef80100#post_536eb1a8636872769ef80100\r\nThat sounds really outlandish","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"536eb22a6368727805e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1a063687279a0b40100#post_536eb1a063687279a0b40100\r\n\r\nYeah, but also comes a time when the monkey starts to ask if his only purpose in life is to get spanked\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1a8636872769ef80100#post_536eb1a8636872769ef80100\r\n\r\nA magical blue pill","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536eb24c6368727725630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ea1f5636872541f7b0000#post_536ea1f5636872541f7b0000\r\nNope; also good lord that was a long drive.\r\n\"Are we there yet?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\nTakes a long nap\r\n\"Are we there yet?\"\r\n\"Still got a long time to go\"\r\nSleeps even longer\r\n\"Nope\"\r\nSleeps again\r\n\"Okay now we're there\"\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1266368727a64990100#post_536eb1266368727a64990100\r\nI think considering that most of us here have favorite types of porn that are physically impossible I don't think we're going to have problems realizing that it can never come true.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536eb26d63687277ca4f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb1db63687276fa0e0200#post_536eb1db63687276fa0e0200\r\nIt's happened to me before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536eb2a0636872766cfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"My favorite movie has probably ruined a plan to sell GMO salmon. I love _Jurassic Park_, but it may have influenced negative opinions on GMO animals.\":http://www.bizjournals.com/boston/blog/bioflash/2014/05/how-steven-spielberg-may-have-ruined-aquabounty-s.html?page=all ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536eb2ab636872779feb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb24c6368727725630200#post_536eb24c6368727725630200\r\n\r\n[spoiler] Doggie and reverse cowgirl are the only ones I ever used. I'm that boring[/spoiler] \r\n\r\nFetishes on the other hand...\r\n\r\nBut glad to know you finally arrived.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536eb2db6368727838460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb26d63687277ca4f0200#post_536eb26d63687277ca4f0200\r\nHow do you fix it? I wouldn't be able to ask my family for Viagra without arousing suspicion.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536eb381636872766c340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm ready to be called a Heretic. This are my browsers of choice\r\n\r\n!http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608013016720212473&pid=15.1!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ec616636872190c730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb381636872766c340200#post_536eb381636872766c340200\r\n...\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/mcn44Ox.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"536ec7786368721a571f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ec616636872190c730100#post_536ec616636872190c730100\r\n\r\nI REGRET NOTHING!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ec7cf63687217c2df0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eb381636872766c340200#post_536eb381636872766c340200\r\n!http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/056/8/3/my_pain_is_far_greater_than_yours__by_ryuunake98-d4qzmwi.gif!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}