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{"topics":[{"id":"5391119c6368725b56870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539110946368721ec0370500#post_539110946368721ec0370500\r\nWe're going to need a lot of fish.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539111a86368724a879f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391115263687273e1ff0400#post_5391115263687273e1ff0400\r\nBad news, we're fresh outta arms. How would you feel about grafting a leg onto your bleeding stump?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539111d4636872534aa30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539110946368721ec0370500#post_539110946368721ec0370500\r\n\r\ndeploy the S.H.I.V\r\n\r\n!http://www.ufopaedia.org/images/6/6b/Hover_S.H.I.V._(EU2012).png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539111d96368721b843f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539111a86368724a879f0200#post_539111a86368724a879f0200\r\nNo thanks.\r\nI'll just bleed out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539111ee6368724a87b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats GMK's severed parts*\r\nGASMASK CRUNCHY!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539112406368721b43ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539111ee6368724a87b40200#post_539111ee6368724a87b40200\r\n\r\n\r\n*shiv supresses randy*\r\n\r\n*end turn*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391124e6368726ec9530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539111ee6368724a87b40200#post_539111ee6368724a87b40200\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*Eats GMK's severed parts*\r\nGASMASK CRUNCHY![/bq]\r\n*Goes to get Matthew Broderick and a lot of fish","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539113626368722423570400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539111ee6368724a87b40200#post_539111ee6368724a87b40200\r\n*Calls someone* Yeah, he's gone crazy. *Suddenly Meatman falls from the sky*\r\n!http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100913201735/camplazlowiki/images/thumb/d/d5/Scary_meatman.jpg/270px-Scary_meatman.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"539113dd6368726631660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539113626368722423570400#post_539113626368722423570400\r\n*Eats Meatman and Ore-O*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539114836368721c05ac0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539113dd6368726631660400#post_539113dd6368726631660400\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539113626368722423570400#post_539113626368722423570400\r\n*Eats Meatman and Ore-O*[/bq]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/548/912/7de.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539114f26368725b56690600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539113dd6368726631660400#post_539113dd6368726631660400\r\n*Respawns nearby* Whew, glad it worked.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"539114ff63687259025f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539114836368721c05ac0400#post_539114836368721c05ac0400\r\nCARNIVORES HATE VEGETABLES. VEGETABLES BAD FOR DIGESTION.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391152463687222bf6a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539113dd6368726631660400#post_539113dd6368726631660400\r\n\r\n\r\n*the movement of randy caused him to be able to be shot twice by the shiv*\r\n\r\n\r\n*shiv stays in overwatch*\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391157263687266099f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391152463687222bf6a0200#post_5391152463687222bf6a0200\r\n*Eats Shiv*\r\nMETAL YUMMY. METAL GOOD FOR RANDY.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391158f6368725b9ac60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539111ee6368724a87b40200#post_539111ee6368724a87b40200\r\nMan, good thing I'm a modular cyborg or that woulda sucked.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]HE'S IN THE VENTS[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539116196368726574400500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391157263687266099f0500#post_5391157263687266099f0500\r\n\r\n\r\n*ya cant do that you bogus since you dont have enough turns to get close enough to the shiv*\r\n\r\n*shiv shoots randy as he gets close, but missing*\r\n\r\n*in his turn shiv moves as far away from randy as possible, wasting his turn*\r\n\r\n*turn ended*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539116236368725902b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539114ff63687259025f0100#post_539114ff63687259025f0100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539114836368721c05ac0400#post_539114836368721c05ac0400\r\nCARNIVORES HATE VEGETABLES. VEGETABLES BAD FOR DIGESTION.[/bq]\r\nThat's it:\r\n\"Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539116e16368721b84760400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539116236368725902b90100#post_539116236368725902b90100\r\n*Eats uc9*\r\nUC9 TASTY. RANDY BETTER.\r\n!http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/355/2/0/study_of_baby_velociraptor_by_psithyrus-d35cx8i.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391172b6368721480ad0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539116e16368721b84760400#post_539116e16368721b84760400\r\n\r\n*shiv prepares a rocket, launching it at randy, causing 12 critical damage*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391176f63687231a2c50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539116e16368721b84760400#post_539116e16368721b84760400\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/538/206/a80.jpg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539117866368721392440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391172b6368721480ad0200#post_5391172b6368721480ad0200\r\n*Jumps onto TME's head, poops on it*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539117db6368726574bc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539117866368721392440100#post_539117866368721392440100\r\n\r\n\r\n*its only a robot so doesnt care*\r\n\r\n*shiv has a chance, and shoots his heavy plasma machinegun to randy´s butthole*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391181b6368726631b60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539117db6368726574bc0500#post_539117db6368726574bc0500\r\n*Falls into a portal to another dimension*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391187963687214801b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391181b6368726631b60500#post_5391181b6368726631b60500\r\n\r\n\r\ndeply the shiv team\r\n\r\n*5 other hover shivs enter the battle*\r\n\r\n*1st uses suppresion, randy cant move*\r\n\r\n*2nd puts in overwatch*\r\n\r\n*the last 3 shoot at randy causing heavy damage*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391189263687214802c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Things are getting out of hand:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/624/487/c82.jpg!\r\n!http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb//GamesRadar/us/Other/News%20Stories/2008/Charles%20Barkley%20Shut%20up%20and%20Jam%20Gaiden/ART/RAW/backley--screenshot_large.jpg!\r\n*Time for a Charles Barkley chaos dunk!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}