time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/508.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539b7ed1636872667c950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's happening in this here thread! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b7f2a636872578b800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7ed1636872667c950500#post_539b7ed1636872667c950500\r\nI HAVE MADE MY GLORIOUS AND TRIUMPHANT RETURN!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7f316368723fc30c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to piss in a Vodka bottle and give it to my aunt as a prank. Is this sexual deviancy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b7f8263687237489f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f316368723fc30c0100#post_539b7f316368723fc30c0100\r\nNo. But it IS really messed up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7fb163687225c4c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f8263687237489f0400#post_539b7f8263687237489f0400\r\nWELCOME BACK MY FRIEND!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b7fe66368725776a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That's right! I'm back and you will all feel my love!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7ffb63687266b6600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f8263687237489f0400#post_539b7f8263687237489f0400\r\nEven better.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b801f6368726699930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f316368723fc30c0100#post_539b7f316368723fc30c0100\r\n!http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Supernatural-confused-gif.gif!\r\nEwww (nah, it's not really disgusting).","author":"50e08907a4c72d6c34000247"},{"id":"539b802e6368727973260600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7ffb63687266b6600000#post_539b7ffb63687266b6600000\r\nIs your aunt an asshole or something?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b804e63687208ff170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b802e6368727973260600#post_539b802e6368727973260600\r\nNah, she's just a bit of a bitch at times.\r\n\r\nShe's pretty cool though.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b80926368726699a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.wp.com/www.mostlyjunkfood.com/treats/2013/07/earl-hive-1.jpg?fit=640%2C600!\r\n\r\nhive really gives me the chills.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b80946368726689af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7fe66368725776a30000#post_539b7fe66368725776a30000\r\nNot if I give it to you first!\r\n\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/6aaefb34d4d67bfd6f3dbacf0efbd222/tumblr_n5tgcztRB01tqx40mo8_250.png!\r\nHug me brother!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b809d6368726699ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b804e63687208ff170000#post_539b804e63687208ff170000\r\nThen why would you do that!?\r\n\r\nHUGS FOR EVERYONE!\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1501505/ponyo-hug-o.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b80da636872667c080600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b809d6368726699ab0000#post_539b809d6368726699ab0000\r\nBecause it would be funny.\r\n\r\nShe hates Pepsi, so I once thought of putting Pepsi in an empty Coke bottle and giving it to her, but I think the piss in a Vodka bottle prank would be funnier.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b8211636872667c440600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b809d6368726699ab0000#post_539b809d6368726699ab0000\r\nHot Hugs are best hugs!\r\n!http://www.cartoontreasure.com/wallpapers/2013-11/devil-may-cry-dante-free-desktop-wallpaper-2048x1152.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b8281636872382ff10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8211636872667c440600#post_539b8211636872667c440600\r\n\r\n!http://thestashed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/earl-sweatshirt.5.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b83c963687266552b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8281636872382ff10100#post_539b8281636872382ff10100\r\n!http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpolji4fDu1r0w2obo1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b845463687208ef120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b83c963687266552b0100#post_539b83c963687266552b0100\r\nEven though Wesker is the dumbest villain ever, he's just so goddamn sexy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b85426368721a94b30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b845463687208ef120100#post_539b845463687208ef120100\r\nTrue True, Though I like him because he's completely insane. XD\r\n\r\n!http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m275/Invader_Tak92/case.gif!\r\n\"I've brought the Toys\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b854d63687266558a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b845463687208ef120100#post_539b845463687208ef120100\r\nComplete. Vaginal. Saturation.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"539b857863687257a5c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b85426368721a94b30300#post_539b85426368721a94b30300\r\nIt's his hair. I'm a sucker for blondes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b85ff63687238409f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b857863687257a5c80100#post_539b857863687257a5c80100\r\n\r\n!http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13654187001299574692.GIF!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b86996368723840ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have a \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SQTgG1y9lE","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"539b86b76368725776940200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Me and Squiggy should go and beat stupid people to death with dildos. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b8961636872087a870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b86b76368725776940200#post_539b86b76368725776940200\r\nWhy would I want to destroy a perfectly good dildo?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}