time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/523.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539d0623636872169f6b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05c06368720881800300#post_539d05c06368720881800300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0593636872136f970000#post_539d0593636872136f970000\r\nThat's my girlfriend's homework.[/bq]\r\nOh wait; my bad; here's your homework:\r\n!https://s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails.illustrationsource.com/huge.5.27723.JPG!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d06be6368720c62dc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05f163687219a9ea0500#post_539d05f163687219a9ea0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05c963687217a1510500#post_539d05c963687217a1510500\r\nBut that doesn't mean he needs lunatic modo.[/bq]\r\nNo son of mine is joining team ⑨","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d06f663687216630d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0623636872169f6b0500#post_539d0623636872169f6b0500\r\nThat's my mother's.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d070f6368720881bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d06be6368720c62dc0300#post_539d06be6368720c62dc0300\r\nHoney. YOU'RE a ⑨.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d06f663687216630d0600#post_539d06f663687216630d0600\r\nThe hell it is!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d073663687216ae940600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nICICLE FALL!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d07566368721663390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nIt is. Just ask her.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d0795636872136f930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d073663687216ae940600#post_539d073663687216ae940600\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nICICLE FALL![/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nHERE COMES THE COOL AND CRAZY UNCLE (a la kramer)\r\n\r\n*twisted speeds as he quickly opens the door and tries not to slide and fall on the floor, he looks at the camera with a  smile as the audience aplauds*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d079b63687265e6910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d073663687216ae940600#post_539d073663687216ae940600\r\nYes yes. Now come to bed dear.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d07566368721663390600#post_539d07566368721663390600\r\nAnd you go to bed too. Mommy and daddy are _busy_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d07e76368725c2b1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d079b63687265e6910100#post_539d079b63687265e6910100\r\nKinky. Can I take pictures?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d07fb6368721826470500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't even know what's going on anymore","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539d080563687217c1dc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d07e76368725c2b1d0200#post_539d07e76368725c2b1d0200\r\nNo!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d084d6368721663780600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d079b63687265e6910100#post_539d079b63687265e6910100\r\n\r\n\r\nhey squiggy how you doin, can i borrow one of your hats","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d08506368720881000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d080563687217c1dc0500#post_539d080563687217c1dc0500\r\nCan me and my girlfriend at least join in?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d08ce6368723507c00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d079b63687265e6910100#post_539d079b63687265e6910100\r\nIf I'm cirno that makes you daiyousei and Random rumia since he has a habit of eating people when hungry.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d0909636872169f810600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d08ce6368723507c00300#post_539d08ce6368723507c00300\r\nYes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d0a41636872746e430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Osn8r7P.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d0a7663687216249c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0a41636872746e430000#post_539d0a41636872746e430000\r\nHippos are *motherfuckers.*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539d0a8563687234f5c10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*While uc9 and Squiggy are doing their thing, I steal all of the Snickers bars and bacon from the fridge and eat them, along with Squiggy's cat*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d0ac663687216d48c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0a7663687216249c0600#post_539d0a7663687216249c0600\r\nthey are.\r\n\r\nI hate them. I hate them all!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539d0b4363687277fe9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tecnology...\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/772/273/5aa.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539d0b4a6368721eb0df0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0a8563687234f5c10300#post_539d0a8563687234f5c10300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*While uc9 and Squiggy are doing their thing, I steal all of the Snickers bars and bacon from the fridge and eat them, along with Squiggy's cat*[/bq]\r\nWe don't have a cat. . . . . . Yukari's going to be pissed.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d0b8563687277e1990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0b4a6368721eb0df0400#post_539d0b4a6368721eb0df0400\r\nOh no...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d0ba163687216a90b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0b4a6368721eb0df0400#post_539d0b4a6368721eb0df0400\r\n*TWIST* I was the cat. It was all part of cunning plan that has now gone terribly, terribly wrong.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539d0be56368722c455b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0b8563687277e1990000#post_539d0b8563687277e1990000\r\nI thought you didn't like pussy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d0c256368722c45700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0be56368722c455b0200#post_539d0be56368722c455b0200\r\nSarcasm doesn't become you Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}