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{"topics":[{"id":"539d16a263687237fe3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d13d163687266283b0100#post_539d13d163687266283b0100\r\nIt missed my hitbox, doesn't count.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d16c16368722499a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d16956368726628f00100#post_539d16956368726628f00100\r\n\r\n\r\ngood, now get a haircut and a job you filthy hippy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d17316368720b287a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d16a263687237fe3b0000#post_539d16a263687237fe3b0000\r\nDamn kids these days an' their damn hit-cubes and their gameboxes and their x-stations and playwees and their damned inability to STAY OFFA MAH LAWN!!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d179963687231ec890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d17316368720b287a0100#post_539d17316368720b287a0100\r\n[bq=\"CogWeaver\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d16a263687237fe3b0000#post_539d16a263687237fe3b0000\r\nDamn kids these days an' their damn hit-cubes and their gameboxes and their x-stations and playwees and their damned inability to STAY OFFA MAH LAWN!![/bq]\r\nFloating above the ground, \"But I'm not on your lawn; I'm above it\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d187763687266012f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d179963687231ec890000#post_539d179963687231ec890000\r\n==*Starts shaking visibly out of rage*==\r\nDAMN KIDS THEIR DEFIANCE OF GRAVITY! STAY OUTA MAH AIRSPACE!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d18bd63687231ece00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d187763687266012f0200#post_539d187763687266012f0200\r\n*Releases pet tyrannosaur/shark/mammoth hybrid onto CogWeaver's lawn*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d19546368721f82ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i literally cant stop listening to guild, mac just destroys the beat\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d187763687266012f0200#post_539d187763687266012f0200\r\n\r\n*twisted approaches cogweaver´s lawn and starts palying gangsta rap while wearing sagged pants, a backwards cap while saying \"fuck the rules, old people arent rad yoooooo\"*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d1a3163687227690c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d18bd63687231ece00000#post_539d18bd63687231ece00000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d187763687266012f0200#post_539d187763687266012f0200\r\n*Releases pet tyrannosaur/shark/mammoth hybrid onto CogWeaver's lawn*[/bq]\r\nOH OH LET ME TRY!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/705/226/52a.png!\r\nNow in song form:\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxFWHyDyPQ","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d1b3b6368722769410400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1a3163687227690c0400#post_539d1a3163687227690c0400\r\n\r\n\r\ni really love when people put those images.\r\n\r\ncause they get mad and sad for no apparent reason and i enjoy it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d1d4663687227d0320400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1b3b6368722769410400#post_539d1b3b6368722769410400\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1a3163687227690c0400#post_539d1a3163687227690c0400\r\n\r\n\r\ni really love when people put those images.\r\n\r\ncause they get mad and sad for no apparent reason and i enjoy it.[/bq]\r\nThe short version it's from fullmetal alchemist; shou tucker is a scientist who takes a character you've been emotionally bonding with for episodes and caring about then turns her into a abomination by merging her with the family dog cause he wanted to show the science board what he can do medically and it turns out he has a habit of doing this to people. The procedure is non-reversible and she winds up getting her brains splattered across the alley.\r\n\r\n4chan doesn't even joke about it and I kind of feel a little bit of my soul die when I make a joke on it. The arc hurts like hell feels wise.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d20b06368722735200600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1d4663687227d0320400#post_539d1d4663687227d0320400\r\n_ALL_ of FMA hurts like hell feels wise! There's few jokes I've heard made throughout my adventuring on the interblagz, and most of them end up in me transitioning from a hearty laugh to sobbing!\r\n\"HAHAHAHAHahahahahahehehe...heh...eehh...weehh...WAAAHH!!\"","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d213a6368722fe1280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1d4663687227d0320400#post_539d1d4663687227d0320400\r\n\r\n\r\nwell i havent watched full metal alchemist at all so i got a free pass to doit.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d218a6368726628440500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d20b06368722735200600#post_539d20b06368722735200600\r\nYeah. And let's not forget\r\n!http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/G/GR/GRA/GRAMIREZ/1252896246_7907_full.jpeg!\r\nJESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE HE'S CUT FROM MARBLE!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d22206368722f8b0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d213a6368722fe1280100#post_539d213a6368722fe1280100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1d4663687227d0320400#post_539d1d4663687227d0320400\r\n\r\n\r\nwell i havent watched full metal alchemist at all so i got a free pass to doit.[/bq]\r\nFullmetal alchemist is a feels trip right down to sobbingville and for over ten years has continously held the title for \"single most fucked up anime villain\" undefeated.\r\n\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d20b06368722735200600#post_539d20b06368722735200600\r\n[bq=\"CogWeaver\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d1d4663687227d0320400#post_539d1d4663687227d0320400\r\n_ALL_ of FMA hurts like hell feels wise! There's few jokes I've heard made throughout my adventuring on the interblagz, and most of them end up in me transitioning from a hearty laugh to sobbing!\r\n\"HAHAHAHAHahahahahahehehe...heh...eehh...weehh...WAAAHH!!\"[/bq]\r\n[spoiler]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/661/263/e73.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d25206368721a07bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d218a6368726628440500#post_539d218a6368726628440500\r\nI usually define my sexuality as being straight, but hot _DAMN_\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d22206368722f8b0b0200#post_539d22206368722f8b0b0200\r\nThis is reason #254234852794230780 for why we can't have nice things! ;__;\r\n\r\nAnd I hope you're talking about the Homunculus vs God thing as being the most messed up villain ever, not Scar or whoever else could be tagged as a villain in -FML- FMA","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d25ff6368722f57a40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d25206368721a07bd0000#post_539d25206368721a07bd0000\r\nAnd he's not even the most muscular one! All the male characters are ripped!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2643636872306d3c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am just looking on ThisIsWhyImBroke.com. The whole website is crazy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d28206368722f7a0f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2643636872306d3c0300#post_539d2643636872306d3c0300\r\nI need the \"Oh shit not you again\" mat.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d28286368721a2baa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d25ff6368722f57a40200#post_539d25ff6368722f57a40200\r\nWell, all of them except Al.\r\n...\r\n==*Runs away, hiding his tears*==\r\n","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d287463687278ee040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d28206368722f7a0f0300#post_539d28206368722f7a0f0300\r\nI think I might get that rainbow showerhead...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d29336368722f8b660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GRENADE WALLET GRENADE WALLET GRENADE WALLET","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d297763687278ee630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d287463687278ee040000#post_539d287463687278ee040000\r\nI need the flying fuck.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d29e46368722f493d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d297763687278ee630000#post_539d297763687278ee630000\r\nIt can be yours for $30.\r\n\r\n!http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-54334793715728/flying-fuck-rc-helicopter-25.png!","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"539d29fc6368726899ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"brass knuckle taser.\r\n\r\n!http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/brass-knuckles-tazer.jpg!\r\n\r\nbreak that muggers jaw while you discharge 950.000 volts on him.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2a7d636872306da30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d29fc6368726899ce0000#post_539d29fc6368726899ce0000\r\nI would have that if it was legal here. Just because of the funny fistbumps.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}