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{"topics":[{"id":"553161ca63687277ec3d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553160b5636872362e3f3e00#post_553160b5636872362e3f3e00\r\n\r\nThe technology for cyborgs already exist i.e mind controlled prosthetic limbs","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553164716368725843952300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back from my nap","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55316474636872017cfe1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too_Offensive was chillin out in his caddy smokin on some dank weed with his homie, Carca$$ $trife. \"drop it like its hot\" was blastin from the from the speakers. The woofers was spittin out that dope ass bass line and shit.\r\n\r\n\"Sheeit, this some dank ass weed\", Too_Offensive said puffin on the fattie.\r\n\r\n\"Yo, lemme get another puff of that, niggah\", Carca$$ said.\r\n\r\n\"Fuck naw man, you smoked 3/4 of the bag, so fuck you dawg\".\r\n\r\nToo_Offensive kicked up his feet on the dashboard. He was wearing some sick ass JS. He reached into his and pulled out a fat stack of benjamins. As he counted his stack, his dumbass noticed the bills was fake.\r\n\r\n“Fuck, fuck, fuck!”, he yelled, despite being high off his ass.\r\n\r\n“What the fuck nigga?”, Carca$$ asked.\r\n\r\n“Yo. YO! The nigga Jeffarius man, he gave me some fake ass bills, dawg!”, he kicked the dashboard, “that was the last of my damn coke!”\r\n\r\n“Well shit”, carca$$ said not really giving a fuck.\r\n\r\nWithin the stack of money was a note. Offensive, taking notice of it, pulled it out, it read lol nigga in large letters.\r\n\r\n“Whats that say, man?”, carcass asked as he wheezed.\r\n\r\nOffensive tossed the note to him. Carca$$ read it to himself silently, then began to laugh uncontrollably.\r\n\r\n“Yo asss got scammed, hah!”\r\n\r\n \r\n","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553164cd636872016dee1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553161ca63687277ec3d0500#post_553161ca63687277ec3d0500\r\nYes we already have the technology, but currently it's *WAY* out of the price range for most people.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5531651d6368725843b22400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553164cd636872016dee1900#post_553164cd636872016dee1900\r\n\r\nI knowwwww","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553166586368720581e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553164716368725843952300#post_553164716368725843952300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Back from my nap[/bq]\r\nJOJO!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553166d9636872362ed24600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Perfect\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq5rzC5HcY","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553166fc63687250e7220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Any one else checked out netflix's Daredevil series? I just finished the first episode and so far its pretty good.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55316748636872017cb31900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553166fc63687250e7220400#post_553166fc63687250e7220400\r\nI watched the first two episodes and I actually really like it. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5531675763687250e7810400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531651d6368725843b22400#post_5531651d6368725843b22400\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553164cd636872016dee1900#post_553164cd636872016dee1900\r\n\r\nI knowwwww[/bq]\r\nI like to think of it as the medical equivalent of self driving cars. We have the technology and they're totally already on the market, but $70000 upfront cash is *WAY* out of most people's wallet.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5531678d6368727f51030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/eGYn6JD.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531692c636872016dcc1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553166586368720581e40100#post_553166586368720581e40100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553164716368725843952300#post_553164716368725843952300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Back from my nap[/bq]\r\nJOJO![/bq]\r\nJOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5531698a63687250e7060700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[ @ROBOT NOICES@ ]*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55316a2d636872017c4e1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531692c636872016dcc1f00#post_5531692c636872016dcc1f00\r\n[spoiler]PET SHOP GOT STRAIGHT UP MURDERED[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55316a7d6368727f514e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsilzu7xfz.jpg!\r\nI dug a perfectly good desk out from under a pile in my living room! It's amazing!\r\n\r\nfor reference, for the last two years or so, my computer has been held up by something more along the lines of this\r\n!http://www.benadriance.com/assets/images/Bedside_Table.jpg!\r\nit was bad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55316ae0636872016d412200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316a7d6368727f514e0300#post_55316a7d6368727f514e0300\r\nHey don't knock the second picture.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55316af6636872362ef84c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316a2d636872017c4e1d00#post_55316a2d636872017c4e1d00\r\n@YOU CAN MURDER AN ENTIRE PET SHOP?@\r\n@HOW?@\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316a7d6368727f514e0300#post_55316a7d6368727f514e0300\r\n@THOSE ARE ACTUAL PHOTOS?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55316b2c6368727f512e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316a7d6368727f514e0300#post_55316a7d6368727f514e0300\r\nSee? Cleaning is good for the soul and you find all sorts of rad shit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55316b726368725843c72d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316af6636872362ef84c00#post_55316af6636872362ef84c00\r\nNot a whole Pet Shop.\r\nJust a bird NAMED Pet Shop.\r\nHis name is a reference to the band Pet Shop Boys.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55316bc1636872016d742300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316ae0636872016d412200#post_55316ae0636872016d412200\r\nbut my computer was hanging off the sides \r\nlike, it was the technological equivalent of a muffin top \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316af6636872362ef84c00#post_55316af6636872362ef84c00\r\nthe first one is. the second one I just found on google. \r\n\r\nyou can even see my fat ghostly gut in the screen on first one \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316b2c6368727f512e0400#post_55316b2c6368727f512e0400\r\nbut it's haaaaaaard ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55316bc863687250e7f60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316b726368725843c72d00#post_55316b726368725843c72d00\r\nOh I thought it was a reference to Little Pet Shop of Horror.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55316bf0636872017cc01f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316b726368725843c72d00#post_55316b726368725843c72d00\r\n@I AM SEARCHING IN GOOGLE, AND THE ONLY THING THAT APPEARS ARE BIRD PET SHOPS@\r\n!http://www.oldphotosjapan.com/images/93.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55316bf76368725843722e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316a7d6368727f514e0300#post_55316a7d6368727f514e0300\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316b2c6368727f512e0400#post_55316b2c6368727f512e0400\r\nWe have a upstairs basement in our house that I have never gone in. Wonder what stuff I could fined? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55316c346368725843d22e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316bc1636872016d742300#post_55316bc1636872016d742300\r\n@I SEE THAT YOU WERE OR ARE PLAYING A VIDEOGAME IN YOUR TV@\r\n@I REQUIRE THE NAME OF THAT GAME@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55316c4e636872016d4a2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55316bf76368725843722e00#post_55316bf76368725843722e00\r\nI helped clean out my grandma's basement and found a goddamn N64. Then she told me to throw it away and I was like \"Fuck that noise.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}