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{"topics":[{"id":"53a0b7156368721161aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b6b86368721161950000#post_53a0b6b86368721161950000\r\n\r\n\"i could live with the same hat and the same flat screen tv watching flapjack and the same bacon and waffles in a nice saturday, while skating with the same fucking friends\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a0b83d6368726150ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b5f963687211011a0000#post_53a0b5f963687211011a0000\r\n\r\nI don't have gifs to express my power so I will pretend that I defeated you!\r\n!http://www.angelfire.com/mech/jinsaotome/JinsDangerousToys/CobraCArmor_002.JPG!\r\n\r\n*C.COBRA WINS*\r\n!http://christophercummings.com/images/misc/cobraCommanderPose.jpg!\r\nHAHAHAHA! THIS IS COBRA'S VICTORY!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0b90a63687245305a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b7156368721161aa0000#post_53a0b7156368721161aa0000\r\n\r\ndidn't give a fuck about fame or a name, oh \"message from GZA, oh, another one from Plain Pat, Email full of emails, i never write back.\"","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0b913636872592c3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b83d6368726150ae0100#post_53a0b83d6368726150ae0100\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/ab41b36833f2f2c27514f66a6196a639/tumblr_mh4550p44F1qzqnxxo1_500.gif!\r\nIn reality, He got one-shotted by the Psychogun, But he somehow survived","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0b9d163687244bc890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b90a63687245305a0000#post_53a0b90a63687245305a0000\r\n\r\n\r\ni havent killed myself yet, and i already want my life back\r\n\r\ni told her im her worst nightmare\r\nthis is hell you wont ever gonna fight fair \r\nmy spirit floats around in the night end\r\nand when you day dream, thats how death seems\r\n\r\none shot 2 shot, one gun, 2 cops.\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a0ba3463687258ea900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b913636872592c3d0000#post_53a0b913636872592c3d0000\r\n\r\n!http://idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/480x320-cobra-commander02.jpg!\r\nHa! that's what you think, looser!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0bb706368727907770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0ba3463687258ea900000#post_53a0ba3463687258ea900000\r\nWhy would they even Fight? Cobra is adventuring across the galaxy, While the commander has never left the solar system","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0bba563687209e3420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b9d163687244bc890000#post_53a0b9d163687244bc890000\r\n\r\ni'm blowin' them flu shots, couldn't kill me with two top rockets\r\nYou're on the side of the faggots and cock blockers\r\nI'm on the side of bad-ass kids and the top notches","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0bc5d63687258d64d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bba563687209e3420000#post_53a0bba563687209e3420000\r\n\r\n(Tyler, calm down) nigga get off me\r\nFuck off me man, fuck (Whats got into you?)\r\nI dont know, its like I'm a different person at times\r\nSometimes I'm fucking mad, sometimes Im not (Yeah, you..)\r\nAs though I got a fucking voice in my head\r\nTelling me to do all this fucked up shit, man (Yeah, what's this?)\r\nI dont fucking know, man (Whats this person named then, Tyler, huh?)\r\nHe tells me to do this shit that I dont wanna fucking do (What's his name?)\r\nTron Cat\r\n\r\ntroncat:\r\n\r\nsatan is getting jealous of the wolves the demon say they prefering us.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a0bcdd6368724530770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bb706368727907770000#post_53a0bb706368727907770000\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZjegWyumtIU/SHCf6AO2gtI/AAAAAAAAHXU/u_WW-OyZX24/s320/CobraCommanderThanks2.jpg!\r\nHaha! That's where you are wrong. You need to know that I HAVE my own spaceship and weapons from the outer space!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0bd5963687245ab630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bc5d63687258d64d0100#post_53a0bc5d63687258d64d0100\r\n\r\nbooks on not giving a fuck is what they're referring us\r\nwolves, I know you heard of us, we're murderers\r\nand young enough to get the fucking priest to come and flirt with us","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0bd7263687201adee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bcdd6368724530770100#post_53a0bcdd6368724530770100\r\nExcept That Cobra is more experienced with More advanced Spaceships","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0bd9c6368720a06c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bd5963687245ab630100#post_53a0bd5963687245ab630100\r\n\r\nyou niggas rap about fucking bitches and getting head\r\ninstead i rap about fucking bitches and getting heads","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a0bedb6368720146430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bd7263687201adee0000#post_53a0bd7263687201adee0000\r\n\r\nHaha! Of course I am! \r\n!http://www.theterrordrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/idws-new-cobra-commander.jpg!\r\nYou don't need to say it!\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bd9c6368720a06c00000#post_53a0bd9c6368720a06c00000\r\n\r\nwhile you n**** stacking bread, I can stack a couple dead\r\nbodies, making red look less of a color, more of a hobby","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0bf526368721101bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bedb6368720146430100#post_53a0bedb6368720146430100\r\n*Cobra goes off to another galaxy to score himself another Harem*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0bfdc636872579e5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bf526368721101bb0200#post_53a0bf526368721101bb0200\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cobra_commander.jpg!\r\nYes! Harems!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0c2416368724ef9690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0bedb6368720146430100#post_53a0bedb6368720146430100\r\n\r\n\r\nBSD:\r\n\r\nMY BITCH SUCK DICK LIKE SHE SUCK DICK\r\nMY BITCH SUCK DICK LIKE SHE SUCK DICK\r\nMY BITCH SUCK DICK LIKE SHE SUCK DICK\r\nMY BITCH SUCK DICK LIKE SHE SUCK DICK","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a0c28163687207a1200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b913636872592c3d0000#post_53a0b913636872592c3d0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0b83d6368726150ae0100#post_53a0b83d6368726150ae0100\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/ab41b36833f2f2c27514f66a6196a639/tumblr_mh4550p44F1qzqnxxo1_500.gif!\r\nIn reality, He got one-shotted by the Psychogun, But he somehow survived[/bq]\r\n\r\nNeeds more Rock Knight and Parrot Grass.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a0c37c6368721b9e080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c28163687207a1200000#post_53a0c28163687207a1200000\r\nDidn't the Sega CD Game suck?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0c3e56368721b8a1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c37c6368721b9e080000#post_53a0c37c6368721b9e080000\r\n\r\nOnly enhanced with the commentary of Slowbeef and Diabetus.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a0c42d6368722a950f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c3e56368721b8a1b0000#post_53a0c3e56368721b8a1b0000\r\nRetsupurae is overrated","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a0c8436368726220380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys what's up with all of the pics of Cobra? \r\n\r\nAlso I've got some new stuff I'm working on for a fanfic, well not so new. I just had no idea how to make this particular pic work. Take it from me, trying to research international policies and foreign relations isn't easy, its flipping hard. \r\n\r\nI'm currently trying to make a fanfic where America is going through the economic financial crisis, during this time they manage to open up a rift in time and space to another reality which is where Equestria is, and well things kind of go from there. \r\n\r\nBut I really don't know how to make things sound, realistic, I mean what would the actual US government do when it opens a portal to another reality? Would they invade it once they discover sizable amounts of resources? \r\n\r\nEquestria has plenty by the looks of the show, Rarity digs up gems in the cartloads, so there's plenty of minerals, and if there's oil and coal, its likely that its mostly untouched. So that makes it a lot more fair game. \r\n\r\nOh and don't forget, there's a certain amount of land, I mean I made the entire continent three times the size of North America, so there's that. I'm sure the US government wouldn't mind taking a chance at procuring more land for agriculture and expansion.\r\n\r\nSo yeah, this is probably going to end about as well as the colonization of America, if I do this in the manner where the US government is a giant douche. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53a0c86f63687229e6c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c2416368724ef9690100#post_53a0c2416368724ef9690100\r\n\r\n> Seach the lyrics\r\n> Reads them\r\n> What the FU...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0c9396368724387c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c8436368726220380000#post_53a0c8436368726220380000\r\n\r\nI don't know, if you want to know about realistic fanfics about \"Humanity and Equinity together\", IMO, read one called All-American Girl (MLP Version) and one called the Conversion Bureau: Not Alone.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a0cb0763687277c1da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a0c9396368724387c80000#post_53a0c9396368724387c80000\r\n\r\nOkay thanks for the suggestion.","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"}]}