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{"topics":[{"id":"531ea211636872019b080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had an idea while I was driving home from work today, somewhat inspired by an Extra Punctuation article over on the escapist that I am too lazy to hunt down.\r\n\r\nThe idea is an action RPG game with a reverse leveling system. You start as a superhuman badass with super awesome gear, but as the game wears on you get exhausted and wounded, your gear breaks and you have to substitute whatever you can find while the brutality of the game just gets ramped up and up, thats the basic idea of the article. I was wondering what sort of story would work with that and I've come up with a few things.\r\n\r\nThe first is the morality play. Whether they intend to or not every story has a moral, its just something built into the very act of storytelling, but the morality play is special in that the moral infuses every single aspect of the story. The moral here is that power is a corrupting, dehumanizing force. The greater the power, the harder it is for the individual possessing the power to relate to those they has power over, partially because of the \"the people look like ants from up here\" perspective, and partially because when you talk to someone with a gun on some level everything you do and say to that person will revolve around the gun. The story would begin on a grand scale, a fight against the forces of Evil(tm) and draw closer and more personal as the power is decreased.\r\n\r\nThe other idea is a brutal hardcore game that starts out challenging and just gets worse. Where you face off against a final boss with a health bar bigger than Jesus and a dozen bullshit instant kill attacks just so you can say \"I fucking did it!\" when you finally manage to take it down to Chinatown for a good ole fashioned curb stomping.\r\n\r\nThe third is a bit like the first, it begins with the power fantasy deconstruction, going from facing an impersonal force of tyranny because it makes your balls feel big, down to a more personal level of ugly emotions and vulnerability and then a realization that you shouldn't fight Evil(tm) because it makes you a hero or feel like a badass, but because it is right to stand up to cruelty and tyranny, and after this realization you start gaining levels again. ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"531f0024636872129c380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531ea211636872019b080000#post_531ea211636872019b080000\r\nThat's a great idea.","author":"509129db7f123b36cb010fa5"},{"id":"531f02af6368723cce7b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531ea211636872019b080000#post_531ea211636872019b080000\r\nAdd some VR tech in it like Sword Art Online and it would be awesome!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"531f72ec6368725f0f2a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have almost 200 bucks worth in fireworks. What do you consider acceptable targets?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531f752a636872239b550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f72ec6368725f0f2a0000#post_531f72ec6368725f0f2a0000\r\nA school bus.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531f7d3063687253a7d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f72ec6368725f0f2a0000#post_531f72ec6368725f0f2a0000\r\nPreferably with children\r\n\r\nWhenever I think of the state of Final Fantasy, I got to youtube and listen to the Underwater Shrine music from the first game.\r\nSo beautiful.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"531f90d76368726fb6020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this video\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLbEsg6gBGI not sure if funny or creepy.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"531f92676368726ea8420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f90d76368726fb6020000#post_531f90d76368726fb6020000\r\nGarfield!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531f966363687201ba310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6474/jhah.png!\r\n\r\nI accidentally figured out how to explain _Eiken_ in one convenient image.\r\n\r\nNamely, embarrassed Densuke, changing hair lengths, talking about breasts and some side character doing a thing in the background.\r\n\r\n(Although no banana peels, so maybe I missed it...)","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"531f999c6368727fe7c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://24.media.tumblr.com/960ab88d6686575a5ba0fbae29ae60f9/tumblr_n271qwr77B1ru6c2do1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"531f99ac6368723fa5820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f999c6368727fe7c60000#post_531f999c6368727fe7c60000\r\n\r\nAwww.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"531fa5926368727225310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f7d3063687253a7d90000#post_531f7d3063687253a7d90000\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531f752a636872239b550200#post_531f752a636872239b550200\r\n\r\nI decided to use both ideas. I placed all the fireworks under a school bus filled with children... Know aof someone who can erase my tracks and give me a new identity?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531fa6006368726fa1950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa5926368727225310100#post_531fa5926368727225310100\r\nYou will be called Elvis. If you want to be famous, put a mark on the scene.\r\nLike this one:\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QIgHcbNTJfs/S283lW1LQNI/AAAAAAAAFzg/88Au1NbEfkQ/s400/Zodiaco+(s%C3%ADmbolo).jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fa6496368722ec8250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa6006368726fa1950100#post_531fa6006368726fa1950100\r\n\r\nBut I don't want to die in a toilet. ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531fa6c163687244501e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa6496368722ec8250100#post_531fa6496368722ec8250100\r\nBut you are not fat, right?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fa7426368723cef0c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa6c163687244501e0000#post_531fa6c163687244501e0000\r\n\r\nUn par de viajes a los tacos d ela esquina y eso se arregla. Pero nel, mucho gasto, delicioso, pero gasto a fin de cuentas.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531fa81d636872453a670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa7426368723cef0c0200#post_531fa7426368723cef0c0200\r\nNo moriras, pero esos tacos de la esquina te tendran muuuucho tiempo en el bacin.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fa8d56368721657000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa81d636872453a670000#post_531fa81d636872453a670000\r\n\r\nNel, mi chavo no usa suaperro... O tal ves si, la neta nunca he confiado en el chorizo que prepara...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531fa93d6368724618a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa8d56368721657000000#post_531fa8d56368721657000000\r\nAdemas... ten en cuenta cuanto tiempo la \"carne\" estuvo afuera.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fa9db6368723664d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa93d6368724618a50000#post_531fa93d6368724618a50000\r\n\r\n... \r\n\r\n¿Sabes qué? \r\n\r\nPuro pozole y guajolotas, al menos sabré que el pollo es de verdad.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531faacb6368726fa10e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fa9db6368723664d30000#post_531fa9db6368723664d30000\r\n\r\nTe faltaron los sopes ¬¬","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fab3f6368724393b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531faacb6368726fa10e0300#post_531faacb6368726fa10e0300\r\n\r\nTe las catafixio por unas quequas fritas","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"531fac71636872695f6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the reporter from Mass Effect 3 was an ign girl.\r\n\r\nThat conversation about how being a girl reporter sells an the creepy fan mail takes on a whole new meaning.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"531fae2a6368722bd56a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fab3f6368724393b80100#post_531fab3f6368724393b80100\r\n> Quequas\r\n\r\nEs quecas, Chabelo...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"531fae7e6368725562240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531fae2a6368722bd56a0000#post_531fae2a6368722bd56a0000\r\n\r\nBueno yo asi lo escribo, te afecta?! Chale, te pareces a mi vieja.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}