time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/570.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3a0016368722ef1320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a39f516368722faa0b0000#post_53a39f516368722faa0b0000\r\nWorth it.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53a3a0b06368722e669c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a39f516368722faa0b0000#post_53a39f516368722faa0b0000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a39bef636872538ea90400#post_53a39bef636872538ea90400\r\n_flees screaming into the night_\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a39e846368722dc4070000#post_53a39e846368722dc4070000\r\n_runs back out of the night, still screaming, slaps Ore-o, flees back into the night, still screaming._[/bq]\r\n!http://slenderman.wdfiles.com/local--files/slender-man/467px-City_of_Sterling_Libraries.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3a2426368722d16970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a0b06368722e669c0000#post_53a3a0b06368722e669c0000\r\n_slaps Slender Man and all the children, continues fleeing and screaming_","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3a3ae6368722dd4c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a2426368722d16970000#post_53a3a2426368722d16970000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a0b06368722e669c0000#post_53a3a0b06368722e669c0000\r\n_slaps Slender Man and all the children, continues fleeing and screaming_[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100702145947/simpsons/images/9/97/Mr_Burns_alien.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who likes being naked?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a3a4726368722de6580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100#post_53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100\r\n\r\nIn public, sleeping, indoors?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3a4896368722f0c970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100#post_53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Who likes being naked?[/bq]\r\n!http://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/mrs-robinson-gif.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3a5476368723002f80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100#post_53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/777/015/330.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a3a57c6368723015620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/out-4-dinner.gif!","author":"538d33fa6368722c9eba0000"},{"id":"53a3a6466368722fdb4a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100#post_53a3a44a6368722ef1b20100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Who likes being naked?[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://media2.giphy.com/media/U5ijpiepXRoxW/giphy.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can someone get Gasmask?\r\nHere's the good news gasmask when you think about it though; if it does become Palin & Perry vs Hillary & Biden all the stupid shit that has been going on in politics the last couple of years will be nuked into oblivion.\r\n\r\nGasmaskangel? . . .\r\nOh well, maybe he'll run into agent Weng and Drak.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3a6e26368723015a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200#post_53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200\r\n\r\nI want this gasmask\r\n!http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/10168/85177/CI_85177_1384192726.JPG!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a3a8846368723002df0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have a new reaction image\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/9jhYVrV.png!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a3a8b96368722d16d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a4726368722de6580100#post_53a3a4726368722de6580100\r\nThere's a difference?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a3a9556368722dc4710400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a8b96368722d16d60200#post_53a3a8b96368722d16d60200\r\n\r\n\r\nTouche","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3a97e6368722fdba60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a8846368723002df0200#post_53a3a8846368723002df0200\r\n\r\nFire....\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/777/002/745.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a3a98b636872302a5c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200#post_53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200\r\n>palin \r\nI would be shocked","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a3a9aa6368722dc4aa0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a8b96368722d16d60200#post_53a3a8b96368722d16d60200\r\n\r\n\r\nthe difference is one of those will probably get you to jail or something.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3aa036368722e66290400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a98b636872302a5c0300#post_53a3a98b636872302a5c0300\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200#post_53a3a6ac6368722dd49c0200\r\n>palin \r\nI would be shocked[/bq]\r\nGood point; Perry or Jindal then.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3ac8a6368722e578b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, I'm back. I took some horse tranquilizers and set some buildings on fire, so I'm fine now.\r\n\r\nAnyways corn dogs are awesome.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3ad4a6368722d5d8a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ac8a6368722e578b0500#post_53a3ac8a6368722e578b0500\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Ok, I'm back. I took some horse tranquilizers and set some buildings on fire, so I'm fine now.\r\n\r\nAnyways corn dogs are awesome.[/bq]\r\nBachmann 2016 :V","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3adb46368722ecf3e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ad4a6368722d5d8a0400#post_53a3ad4a6368722d5d8a0400\r\nCan't get me again! The horse tranquilizers are doing their work. On that note, help, I can taste colors right now and I can't feel my legs.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3adef6368722f4a5c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3adb46368722ecf3e0500#post_53a3adb46368722ecf3e0500\r\n\r\nIs there a magic man right beside you?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3ae226368722f4a740500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3adb46368722ecf3e0500#post_53a3adb46368722ecf3e0500\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ad4a6368722d5d8a0400#post_53a3ad4a6368722d5d8a0400\r\nCan't get me again! The horse tranquilizers are doing their work. On that note, help, I can taste colors right now and I can't feel my legs.[/bq]\r\nYou can't feel your legs cause you bitch slapped scp-106 and lived to tell the tale.  Also some guy in a suit came by and was upset that you slapped him as well saying, \"I was just playing with the children\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3ae3a6368722d16bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3adef6368722f4a5c0500#post_53a3adef6368722f4a5c0500\r\nNo, just another vagina spider wearing an SS uniform and saying the Lord's Prayer backwards.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}