time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/571.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3aec86368722d26350600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ae3a6368722d16bf0400#post_53a3ae3a6368722d16bf0400\r\n\r\nThen you're fine, take another shot","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3afc2636872302ab00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3aec86368722d26350600#post_53a3aec86368722d26350600\r\n(Pew)\r\n(horse tranquilizer)\r\nWait. . did you mean gasmaskangel or you?  Also are you allergic to alprazolam?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b0536368722cd4460600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3afc2636872302ab00500#post_53a3afc2636872302ab00500\r\n\r\nDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude\r\n\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Hl6w7IjTUSg/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b0a96368722f21740600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"watch creepy videos while high and see how you dont sleep for days :D","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b0bb6368722f96c80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b0536368722cd4460600#post_53a3b0536368722cd4460600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3afc2636872302ab00500#post_53a3afc2636872302ab00500\r\n\r\nDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude\r\n\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Hl6w7IjTUSg/hqdefault.jpg![/bq]\r\n(PEW AGAIN)\r\nWhoops; forgot the safety.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I leave you alone for an hour and you all lose your minds....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b10b6368722d26fc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600#post_53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600\r\n\r\nSquiggy! How you doin'?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600#post_53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600\r\nWhat are you my mother? I don't have to listen to you, or that sexless canine human hybrid descending from the clouds on a chariot of fire.\r\n\r\nShut up vagina spider! I wasn't talking to you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b1726368722cf1110700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Wakes up with no clothes or torso skin in an ice bathtub with a sleeping _Velociraptor_ beside me and a missing kidney*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b18d6368722d161d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b10b6368722d26fc0600#post_53a3b10b6368722d26fc0600\r\nJust took a bath.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600#post_53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600\r\nAre you on LSD again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b1a46368722f96580600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b1726368722cf1110700#post_53a3b1726368722cf1110700\r\nFucking Thursdays, amirgiht?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b1a5636872302aad0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600#post_53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600\r\n\r\nThat's no vagina spider, that's general roossevelt. And don't you yell at people! It's a matter of coar-cort-It's good manners man!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b1b26368722f0c560600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b1726368722cf1110700#post_53a3b1726368722cf1110700\r\nDid you at least fuck the raptor?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b1e26368722f21040700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600#post_53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I leave you alone for an hour and you all lose your minds....[/bq]\r\nI know right?  All I say is \"Palin & Perry are going to run for president\" then gasmaskangel goes off screaming, bitch slaps slender man and comes back tranq'ed and I'm having to shoot everyone with tranquilizer.\r\n(PEW)\r\nWhoops; I need to fix the safety.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600#post_53a3b12a6368722fdbaa0600\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600#post_53a3b0cf6368722cd47c0600\r\nWhat are you my mother? I don't have to listen to you, or that sexless canine human hybrid descending from the clouds on a chariot of fire.\r\n\r\nShut up vagina spider! I wasn't talking to you.[/bq]\r\n(PEW)\r\nOkay; that time was intentional.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b2166368722f21160700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b1b26368722f0c560600#post_53a3b1b26368722f0c560600\r\nI just remembered that I did. And it was a male raptor.\r\n\r\nI will never drink 100% alcohol mixed with psychedelic mushroom juice again.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b2206368722d7c0e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b1e26368722f21040700#post_53a3b1e26368722f21040700\r\nI feel like I'm babysitting a bunch of rabid teenagers...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b24b6368722f0c8d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'M A SUPERHERO AND I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!\r\n\r\n~Why do I feel so funny and wanting~ TO SCREAM?!\r\n\r\nWHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!! ~Sorry, was that rude?~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b2866368722cd4520700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2206368722d7c0e0700#post_53a3b2206368722d7c0e0700\r\nHey now, I'm not a teenager... (hell I think I might actually be the oldest one in here, which is a terrifying thought.)","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b2c06368722faa790600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2866368722cd4520700#post_53a3b2866368722cd4520700\r\n\r\n\r\nhow old are you then.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]how bout you listen to that doris see how that experience turns out for ya[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b2c16368722fdb450700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2866368722cd4520700#post_53a3b2866368722cd4520700\r\n\r\nYou older than 30?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b3346368722f960f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2866368722cd4520700#post_53a3b2866368722cd4520700\r\nWell I'm 24 as of today.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b36c6368722d5d2a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Crawls out of the bath, then covers self with an ice set of clothes*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b3a56368723002be0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2206368722d7c0e0700#post_53a3b2206368722d7c0e0700\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b1e26368722f21040700#post_53a3b1e26368722f21040700\r\nI feel like I'm babysitting a bunch of rabid teenagers...[/bq]\r\nTell me about it.\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b24b6368722f0c8d0600#post_53a3b24b6368722f0c8d0600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]I'M A SUPERHERO AND I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!\r\n\r\n~Why do I feel so funny and wanting~ TO SCREAM?!\r\n\r\nWHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!! ~Sorry, was that rude?~[/bq]\r\n(PEW PEW PEW)\r\n(ducks behind cover)\r\nLook out!  My tranq gun's trigger is jammed!\r\n(clip empties)\r\nDid anyone get hit?\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3346368722f960f0700#post_53a3b3346368722f960f0700\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2866368722cd4520700#post_53a3b2866368722cd4520700\r\nWell I'm 24 as of today.[/bq]\r\nI've been 24 for eight months.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b3ca6368722fdbc30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3346368722f960f0700#post_53a3b3346368722f960f0700\r\n\r\nCongratualtions flying marsupial!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3a56368723002be0700#post_53a3b3a56368723002be0700\r\n\r\n\r\nI SEE YOU DRIVING ON TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE!!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b3f36368722fed220700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2c06368722faa790600#post_53a3b2c06368722faa790600\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b2c16368722fdb450700#post_53a3b2c16368722fdb450700\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3346368722f960f0700#post_53a3b3346368722f960f0700\r\nI'm 26. Not quite 30, but I can feel it breathing down my neck considering that I turn 27 in august.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}