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{"topics":[{"id":"53a3b4096368722fed3a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone have a proper pair of pants I could use?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b4216368722f96ac0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3ca6368722fdbc30700#post_53a3b3ca6368722fdbc30700\r\nI'm more of a fuzzy aquatic mammal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b4406368722f0ce30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4216368722f96ac0700#post_53a3b4216368722f96ac0700\r\nYou mean a manatee?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b4446368722de6e10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"now i feel like a toddler.\r\n\r\nim 16.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b4646368722bfc010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4446368722de6e10700#post_53a3b4446368722de6e10700\r\nI'm 15. I feel like a baby.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b4726368722b1e040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4406368722f0ce30700#post_53a3b4406368722f0ce30700\r\nNah.\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6YOqxoh0d7E/TVyiXPmpG0I/AAAAAAAAFfo/x6Q22kPBn1s/s1600/seaotter.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b4996368722bd1090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRanoZ6C8d0kkWB58Cul6hCyOG-8ezwRZ0Q6SOu3W4582wyyOKTMw!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3b4a86368722941150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b3f36368722fed220700#post_53a3b3f36368722fed220700\r\n\r\nYou're good, I'm 25\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4406368722f0ce30700#post_53a3b4406368722f0ce30700\r\n\r\nOh the huemanatee!!\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4406368722f0ce30700#post_53a3b4406368722f0ce30700\r\n\r\nI found ma'h meal!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b4ca6368722bd1170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4646368722bfc010000#post_53a3b4646368722bfc010000\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ni feel like im in school again, being that little kind around the about-to-graduate-gigantic-guys, hoping ill look like them when i got to that grade.\r\n\r\nget to fucking 11 grade and still look as short and weak as i did when i was a kid, except with more hair.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b4f6636872296b150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01205/otter_1205307c.jpg!\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Otter_in_Southwold.jpg!\r\n!bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/cdapress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/11/1114d51f-c1ef-5d47-ab92-8c86db8654b0/50a67bf717674.preview-300.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b51363687229ba290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/207/6/4/baby_deinonychus_and_mammal_assistant_by_psithyrus-d6fcooo.jpg!\r\nRUB MY BELLY YOU FUCKING CUNT.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b51b636872295d2b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4f6636872296b150000#post_53a3b4f6636872296b150000\r\n\r\nSandy from Spongebob!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b52263687229aa4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b4996368722bd1090000#post_53a3b4996368722bd1090000\r\n\r\n!http://www.vsl.co.at/data/IK_Images/262_Fagott.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b56b6368722bd13f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b51b636872295d2b0000#post_53a3b51b636872295d2b0000\r\nThat's an otter you twit!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3b5e26368722a024b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Jumps onto Squiggy's head, poops in his hair, and then messes his hair up*\r\n\r\nTHAT'S FOR NOT RUBBING MY FUCKING BELLY WHEN I POLITELY ASKED, YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGIGGANIG.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b6046368722a2f260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://funny-pics.co/wp-content/uploads/funny-product-label.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a3b6506368722c2b770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b56b6368722bd13f0000#post_53a3b56b6368722bd13f0000\r\nAnd I'm a bear. By which I mean that I'm fat, hairy and occasionally maul people while stealing picinic baskets.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b69763687229418c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Q: Is Odd Future open to new members?\r\nA: Only R. Kelly","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b6c96368722937720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Offers GMA a Coke*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b6dd63687229edda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/218668-1/Stuck-in-swingset.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b6fe636872296b610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That's enough craziness for one night:\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lgO5niclUeQ/UvvGnkWtOaI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ptE8o4sK26k/s1600/men-in-black-3-screenshot-will-smith-neuralizer1.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b72c6368722a50bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b6fe636872296b610000#post_53a3b6fe636872296b610000\r\n\r\nWhat does the light does?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b73f6368722a026f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b6fe636872296b610000#post_53a3b6fe636872296b610000\r\n*Flashes the device back at uc9*\r\nYou are gay.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b74663687229c9bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://jdwaggoner.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/jfw-moon.jpg!\r\nThere is never enough crazy for the night.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b7af6368722a21710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b73f6368722a026f0000#post_53a3b73f6368722a026f0000\r\n!http://memecrunch.com/meme/PPNO/neuralizer/image.png!\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\n(flash)\r\nWHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}