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{"topics":[{"id":"5598d6596368721d3000093f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh, and I can't forget about my AP Psych teacher. He was teaching us conditioning, and to demonstrate, he got a trashbag, cut a hole in it, and put it over some kid. He then pulled out a list of seemingly random words. Whenever one of those words was \"can\", the kid would be blasted in the face with a huge nerf water gun. Eventually, the kid would obviously flinch when the word can was read. When the word can was read and he wasn't blasted, though, the flinching stopped (extinction). When they were blasted when can was read again, they acquired flinching much faster than their first time around.\r\n\r\nPsychology, man.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d65e6368722490000f32","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"onetime i threw my back pack at a fluorescent light fixture and that fell and shattered, but I was actually trying to throw my back pack onto my desk ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598d666636872587700065a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d5f76368722490000eb1#post_5598d5f76368722490000eb1\r\nYou're like a Secks Ninja, broseph.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d667636872246e0000eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d5ae636872587700059c#post_5598d5ae636872587700059c\r\nthat sounds horrible\r\n\r\ni feel like i'm one of the few that needs complete silence to sleep","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598d6b36368721d3000099e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d666636872587700065a#post_5598d666636872587700065a\r\nI usually did it in the woods outside of school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d6b8636872587700069f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d6596368721d3000093f#post_5598d6596368721d3000093f\r\nBloody hell! You sure this wasn't some asylum?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d6c66368721d300009ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This will make you go d'aw.\":http://imgur.com/gallery/vCgIK7e","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598d6d163687228a4000d85","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Splatfest is over!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598d7146368722490000ffa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d6d163687228a4000d85#post_5598d6d163687228a4000d85\r\nWho won?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d7186368722490000ffc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d6b8636872587700069f#post_5598d6b8636872587700069f\r\n\r\nNah, it was pretty awesome.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d72a636872587700070c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d5e36368722490000e95#post_5598d5e36368722490000e95\r\nSame here. And.\r\n\r\nI have to admit, I'm, A bit of a drop out. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598d76a6368725877000733","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d7146368722490000ffa#post_5598d7146368722490000ffa\r\nScores are being tallied, we will learn later","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598d7a96368721d30000a84","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d7186368722490000ffc#post_5598d7186368722490000ffc\r\nHave you done anything wild in your HS?\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d81a636872246e0001f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d7a96368721d30000a84#post_5598d7a96368721d30000a84\r\n\r\nBesides forging a few passes and an all-too-complicated plan to get my marine bio teacher to let me out of her hellish class? Not particularly. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d86163687258770007f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d81a636872246e0001f7#post_5598d81a636872246e0001f7\r\nI used to DJ and was actually part of a small time band. We were the \"Choir of Hunters\".\r\n\r\nGood times.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d8d86368726a41001b01","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d86163687258770007f9#post_5598d86163687258770007f9\r\n\r\nSounds fun!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d8db6368727b77000079","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sounds fruity","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598d8f96368721d30000c06","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8db6368727b77000079#post_5598d8db6368727b77000079\r\n\r\nsounds gay","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d8fe63687258770008ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d61d63687228a4000cb8#post_5598d61d63687228a4000cb8\r\n^i don't need sex^\r\n^~I need cuddling~^\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d72a636872587700070c#post_5598d72a636872587700070c\r\nSame. \r\nAlthough considering I started homeschooling in middle school because I was having emotional breakdowns every other day I can only imagine what my highschool experience would have been like. Like, I've always felt that I'm too greedy and too prideful to commit suicide but if a bad high school experience mixed with how emotionally unstable I was at the time who knows what would have happened. \r\n\r\nI'm in the clear now though in case that worried anyone. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598d92163687224900012c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8fe63687258770008ad#post_5598d8fe63687258770008ad\r\nWe all need cuddling","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598d93c63687224900012fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If only there is a permanent way to keep our breaths fresh...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5598d9426368722490001308","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8fe63687258770008ad#post_5598d8fe63687258770008ad\r\nWhy not both?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d96b63687228a40010e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d93c63687224900012fd#post_5598d93c63687224900012fd\r\n\r\nInfinite breath mints.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8fe63687258770008ad#post_5598d8fe63687258770008ad\r\n\r\nWhat about sex _while_ cuddling?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d98363687228a400110b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d76a6368725877000733#post_5598d76a6368725877000733\r\nIf the match ups I had were anything to go by, team dog is comprised primarily of chimpanzees who think the wii tablet is some form of food. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598d9a06368727d0e00010d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d98363687228a400110b#post_5598d98363687228a400110b\r\nOh snap","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}