time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1600.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54190b8f6368724499cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/fc76f1df4d14a1cea24e2fa757e91378/tumblr_nb5bboCLA11s3uinro1_400.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54190bf0636872532f790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190b8f6368724499cb0100#post_54190b8f6368724499cb0100\r\n\r\nLMAO, what the fuck? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"54190c5a6368723fdd2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190b8f6368724499cb0100#post_54190b8f6368724499cb0100\r\nHow would they even do that?\r\nThey lack the proper \"equipment.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54190cb36368725312890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"how to survive being buried alive\r\n\r\nIt could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.\r\n\r\n1.Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.\r\n\r\n2.Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)\r\n\r\n3.Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: \r\nimage\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb0hgxyuU1r2hjiz.jpg!\r\n\r\nThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. \r\n\r\n4.Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. \r\n\r\n5.As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. \r\n\r\n6.Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. \r\n\r\n7. up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54190cfc6368720ccf200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190c5a6368723fdd2c0000#post_54190c5a6368723fdd2c0000\r\nWell they've got plenty of bones, don't they? \r\n\r\nGet it? _Bones?_\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You know, bones, boners... it's funny, dammit.[/spoiler]","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54190d2d6368723fdd470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190cfc6368720ccf200100#post_54190cfc6368720ccf200100\r\nYes my lord!\r\nHahahahahahahahaha!\r\n[spoiler]Code Geass reference[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54190dcb6368725312ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190cb36368725312890100#post_54190cb36368725312890100\r\n\r\nIt will not work if you're buried with concrete above though","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54190e036368723171c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190dcb6368725312ab0100#post_54190dcb6368725312ab0100\r\nI thought only Adam West did that?\r\n[spoiler]Family Guy reference[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54190e376368722e0e260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190dcb6368725312ab0100#post_54190dcb6368725312ab0100\r\n\r\nthe mob that buried you must really hate you if they buried you with concrete instead of dirt.\r\n\r\nconsidering that concrete would crush you so lacking air is the least of your problems.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54190e466368727356130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190cb36368725312890100#post_54190cb36368725312890100\r\nAnd that's how zombies escape their eternal prisons.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54190e5d6368727356230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i haven't seen family guy in the longest time\r\n\r\nor any tv mind you\r\ni get glimpses of it if i pass by my family watching","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54190e796368721199d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190e036368723171c10100#post_54190e036368723171c10100\r\n\r\nThat's Adam We for you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54190ec06368721076000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190e5d6368727356230000#post_54190e5d6368727356230000\r\nThe only TV I watch is the Toonami block on Adult Swim.\r\nAnd even then I only watch Black Lagoon, Gurren Lagann, Hellsing Ultimate, and One Piece.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54190efc636872732f3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190ec06368721076000000#post_54190ec06368721076000000\r\ni don't think we got those kinds of channels unfortunately\r\nbut you know\r\ninternet\r\nwhere most tv becomes free","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54190f576368723fde270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190ec06368721076000000#post_54190ec06368721076000000\r\nYou don't watch FMA? Heathen.\r\n...granted, it is on its third run, but still. Ya bloody heathen.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54190fbf63687273d7820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190f576368723fde270100#post_54190f576368723fde270100\r\nI've finished both animes AND the manga.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541910196368727312380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/gk6pipW.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5419107663687273d79c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54190fbf63687273d7820100#post_54190fbf63687273d7820100\r\nI gotta be honest with you- I've never been interested in One Piece.\r\n\r\nNow hold on for just a minute. I know, people say it's good and all that. But it's sort of in the same boat as Fallout Equestria and a bunch of other things- it just doesn't appeal to me, no matter how good people say it is.\r\n\r\nOkay, _now_ you can proceed to violently eviscerate me.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5419109c6368721c65ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419107663687273d79c0100#post_5419107663687273d79c0100\r\ni've never seen it either","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541910d86368720868d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I am really loving this youtuber\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_YuDFIFI&list=UUt8lRYpzb-sSrKFb4DT2ECw","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"541910db63687260318a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419107663687273d79c0100#post_5419107663687273d79c0100\r\nEeehhh people like what they like. And even I will admit, it's a bit daunting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541910f26368723fde570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419107663687273d79c0100#post_5419107663687273d79c0100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419109c6368721c65ff0000#post_5419109c6368721c65ff0000\r\n\r\nIt is good, but I will be the first to say sometimes it does get blown out of proportion","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541911c76368724367310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541910db63687260318a0000#post_541910db63687260318a0000\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541910f26368723fde570100#post_541910f26368723fde570100\r\n\r\nAs much as you may hate me for saying this, I have to admit that the 4Kids dub probably killed _any_ interest I might have had in it. Don't get me wrong, I have seen the original Japanese version and the new dub, but it just can't scrub the memory away.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541911ca6368723fddc00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Yeah; the youtuber is pretty awesome\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKBMcLzRHY&list=UUt8lRYpzb-sSrKFb4DT2ECw","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5419122363687238e5220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541911c76368724367310000#post_541911c76368724367310000\r\nI completely understand.\r\nI was lucky. I had a friend in school who had every volume of the manga at that time so I read the manga first.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}