time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1759.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542b642c6368722de56a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b637c6368724ef6ca0000#post_542b637c6368724ef6ca0000\r\n\r\nWhat? Why would an axe be better than swords? I mean a sword is a lot more lighter to use, sure you wouldn't want to get hit by an axe, but axes are unwieldy at times. A sword you can use with finesse, its also a bit more flexible when needed. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b64446368724fb0ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b63ab6368724e84cc0000#post_542b63ab6368724e84cc0000\r\n\r\nOr in the middle of the ocean...\r\n\r\n!http://www.ufxstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ultimate-zombie-fortress-colony.jpg!\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b645a63687263a4a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Adam, either you put some damn pants on, or this relationship is over.\"\r\nEve","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542b64616368724f98f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b637c6368724ef6ca0000#post_542b637c6368724ef6ca0000\r\nPolearms have the advantage of reach. A spearman could stabbity stab you into swiss cheese before you got close enough with your axe to do anything.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b64756368720390a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b642c6368722de56a0000#post_542b642c6368722de56a0000\r\nAxes are sturdier, stronger, and cheaper to make.\r\nThey also they the addition of being a very practical tool. Can't cut wood with a sword or spear now can you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b657c6368720d02a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\n\r\nYou mean because of density and mass? Of course that'd be difficult to cut with a sword, the point of a sword was intended more for fighting flesh and blood, not chopping down trees which are like a meter thick.\r\n\r\nWell that and swords vary from type, seriously, some can match an axe in sheer force. But keep this in mind, an axe does blunt more easily, since they're in constant use. Also they can't punch through chainmail armour, leather yes, but not chaimnail, you'd be better off with a polearm. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b661d6368724f054b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\nSo, a poleaxe is the ultimatest weapon evar\r\n\r\n!http://static.mijnwebwinkel.nl/winkel/celticwebmerchant/full29346829.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b661f636872636fe30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\n\r\nIn my opinion, you will receive a dozen of zombie bites in all your body after just hitting one with the axe. Don't forget that axes get stuck in the flesh, and will take you a lot of time and you probably will die before recover the axe due the weight.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b66276368724f054d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b657c6368720d02a60000#post_542b657c6368720d02a60000\r\nYou've never played a Fire Emblem game have you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b66686368724ef63e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64446368724fb0ce0000#post_542b64446368724fb0ce0000\r\n\r\nYeah that works too, we could just built a bunch of water based constructs and live on the sea, no Zombie can reach you cause they can't swim or for that matter they can't use boats. The real trouble is sea sickness, unless you happen to be on an anchored kind of structure or have a small island isolated from the rest of the world. \r\n\r\nNow what I'm curious is are we talking Walking Dead Zombies, or more like L4D or wore yet, are we talking Zombie Hunters level of zombies? Zombie Hunters are a really old comic series which had been running over a decade ago, probably not as old as Walking Dead, but still they're older than L4D, its not a very well known web comic on top of that. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b66d06368720d972e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b66276368724f054d0100#post_542b66276368724f054d0100\r\n\r\nActually I have, sorry, I'm just trying to say, axes are okay, its just impractical to use since you need to swing it, in some cases this isn't easy, if you're in a room space which severely limits height you'd be better off with something smaller, like a bayonet or knife. \r\n\r\nI'll stick to practicality. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b66f26368722cc8ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b661d6368724f054b0100#post_542b661d6368724f054b0100\r\n\r\nOkay, where does that even come from? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b670563687262d89c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really don't care for zombies in most circumstances.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542b67416368720d97550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b66d06368720d972e0000#post_542b66d06368720d972e0000\r\nI actually ADORE knives.\r\nIt comes from being southern. I always have a knife on me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b67da63687224ecd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b67416368720d97550000#post_542b67416368720d97550000\r\n\r\nOkay, I really didn't need to know that last part. \r\nBut cool, I like knives too, though I'm more of a utility type of knife person. I'd prefer to have something for uses in outdoor conditions if I ever get lost or go hunting. There are plenty of kangaroos around here. \r\nThat and well spiders, don't ever forget the spiders...\r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b67dc63687216e2050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://static1.e621.net/data/b9/a7/b9a78d06b3c974d9239b6ae937d333d6.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b685f6368720dd46b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b67da63687224ecd80000#post_542b67da63687224ecd80000\r\nThe pride of my collection is a skinning knife that was made from an old saw blade. I oil that thing every month.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b69f86368722dab580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b685f6368720dd46b0000#post_542b685f6368720dd46b0000\r\n\r\nOkay cool. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6bdd6368721753ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b67dc63687216e2050100#post_542b67dc63687216e2050100\r\n\r\nYou know I have to ask, but that Furry artist named Wolfy Nail, how much does it cost to do something simple like fanart or something? Cause last I heard he charges like a couple a hundred per commission and that's just for a single character, I may be wrong. But I'm just double checking. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6c146368722d1ce50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b642c6368722de56a0000#post_542b642c6368722de56a0000\r\n[bq=\"Evident Disaster\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b637c6368724ef6ca0000#post_542b637c6368724ef6ca0000\r\n\r\nWhat? Why would an axe be better than swords? I mean a sword is a lot more lighter to use, sure you wouldn't want to get hit by an axe, but axes are unwieldy at times. A sword you can use with finesse, its also a bit more flexible when needed. [/bq]\r\nArmy knives specifically designed for killing people cause those things don't have a sharp edge, rather they're specifically designed for stabbing someone in the brains or such which while it wouldn't have the reach of other weapons is massively important in a zombie apocalypse.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b6dad63687224ecf90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6bdd6368721753ec0100#post_542b6bdd6368721753ec0100\r\n\r\n\"his price list\":http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/wolfy-nail/\r\n\r\nit really depends on the quality.\r\n\r\nhe is not comissioning ATM tho.\r\n\r\nalso\r\n\r\n!http://t.facdn.net/11677809@400-1380045509.jpg!\r\n\r\nif this is him (image on his profile id) he looks kind of like schoolboy\r\n\r\n!http://www.laweekly.com/imager/b/blog/4498458/ef52/SchooboyQRenataRaksha.jpg?cb=1406203941!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b6de66368722dab020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b67416368720d97550000#post_542b67416368720d97550000\r\nI prefer swords\r\nAssuming it isn't illegal I would totally carry a katana around\r\nThings are deadly\r\n\r\nAlso I *just* got home","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b6ded63687224ec0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6c146368722d1ce50100#post_542b6c146368722d1ce50100\r\n\r\nTrue that, the only trouble is, what happens if you're in a hallway cornered by zombies with a wood cutting axe which happens to be around a meter in size? By the way the corridor height level is short, so swinging up and down is next to impossible and risks of hitting the walls on either side is proving to be problematic. Its in these kinds of situations that carrying an axe isn't the best tool for the job. \r\n\r\nThough shotguns are, since its a closed chokepoint, but yeah axes wouldn't be of much use, you'd be better off with a short sword or machete. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6e726368724819280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6de66368722dab020200#post_542b6de66368722dab020200\r\n\r\nI love katanas, titanium ones are so badass. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6dad63687224ecf90100#post_542b6dad63687224ecf90100\r\n\r\nOh okay, well thanks for letting me know. I'm looking into a moderately detailed commission involving anthro ponies and gundams. \r\n\r\nAlso anyone watch Gundam AGE? If you have you know it sucks balls, you'd be better off watching the movie, its surprisingly better than the damn anime. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6e8b6368726c230f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6de66368722dab020200#post_542b6de66368722dab020200\r\nI got home a half-hour ago.\r\nI also learned that my cousin is 4 months pregnant.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}