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{"topics":[{"id":"545db45a6368726731110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have returned.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis thread is surprisingly more sane than usual","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db4c16368725930c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db41e6368723645a30000#post_545db41e6368723645a30000\r\n\r\nNo saques el cobre aqui\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db4216368727616a50000#post_545db4216368727616a50000\r\n\r\nJust treat this carefully. Personally, don't think it's worth the risk\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\n\r\nSpanish meun friend","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db50c6368721be2fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\nYou may wish to know that now ee the mexicans have taken over. Hohohohoho","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db53d636872080dd40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db4c16368725930c80000#post_545db4c16368725930c80000\r\nParafraseando a Jorge Negrete: si le saco.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db5bf6368722d4b600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db50c6368721be2fa0000#post_545db50c6368721be2fa0000\r\nNooooooooo- okay.\r\n\r\nI welcome our new mexican overlords.\r\n\r\n*offers Taco Belle as tribute*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db5cc6368720fed660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db53d636872080dd40000#post_545db53d636872080dd40000\r\n\r\nTa bien. Nomas porque me agradas","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db5f06368725b7e1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5bf6368722d4b600000#post_545db5bf6368722d4b600000\r\n\r\nTaco Belle... You're digging yourself a grave, sire","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db6146368721b3a570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db1b66368724fc37f0100#post_545db1b66368724fc37f0100\r\nUgh...\r\nThis shouldn't be allowed in universities. It's totally unprofessional and abusive.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545db61b63687252e0860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]This thread is surprisingly more sane than usual[/bq]\r\n\"'Jonathan McNeil, street name 'Johnny Knives'. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased. First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and and entering and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife. Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring. Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday. Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time. Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal. Also I am a Jelly Bean! Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES! I love you!' - Mad cop\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=masJatBOsMU&list=UUOYWgypDktXdb-HfZnSMK6A\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545db6556368722a6e010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5f06368725b7e1a0100#post_545db5f06368725b7e1a0100\r\n\r\nThe cant-even-be-called-discount-supposedly-a-taco is all I can offer.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db659636872090da30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db61b63687252e0860000#post_545db61b63687252e0860000\r\n\r\nI read that with Beetlejuice's voice.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db6556368722a6e010200#post_545db6556368722a6e010200\r\n\r\nFirst order of our new administration. Nuke Taco Belle","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db6756368726f94350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5bf6368722d4b600000#post_545db5bf6368722d4b600000\r\nI accept your offer puny yankee you may live for now, but first: who is cooler? The aztecs, or the mayans?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db67c6368724f94c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/a77b57fa898208549358eebb0fc9e6ee/tumblr_msl4kwJIgN1r6mrcio1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/83c64b4bcf630d08bf6179cbbda52447/tumblr_msl4kwJIgN1r6mrcio2_500.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6d1b19575c97a06b81f9890db52abdd4/tumblr_msl4kwJIgN1r6mrcio3_400.gif!\r\n[spoiler]He may be a marty stu, But he's still awesome.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545db6b96368725930eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db61b63687252e0860000#post_545db61b63687252e0860000\r\nAnd there's the nuttiness.\r\n\r\nAlso. Might I ask? This logical fallacy in your college's grading system. What is it? \r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db67c6368724f94c30100#post_545db67c6368724f94c30100\r\n\r\nJust like Goku and Alucard.\r\n\r\nI'm curious.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db7216368722a6e250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5cc6368720fed660000#post_545db5cc6368720fed660000\r\nAlguna ves te has preguntado porqué hay mariachis ( ergo charrería) en Equestria) es decir ¿montan a sus propios hermanos y los lazan y hacen que hagan poruetas o como?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db72963687219e16b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db6756368726f94350100#post_545db6756368726f94350100\r\nSimple. Neither.\r\n\r\nThis is Cooler.\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100318144319/dragonball/images/a/a8/CoolerCoolersRevenge01.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db72b63687257f60d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db6b96368725930eb0000#post_545db6b96368725930eb0000\r\nDeducting points for specifications not listed in the assignment document.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545db77263687233a5280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db72963687219e16b0100#post_545db72963687219e16b0100\r\nYour wisdom impresses me, yankee, you may live among us the Gods, in our palace of the Popocatepetl.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db7976368724f94e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db7216368722a6e250200#post_545db7216368722a6e250200\r\n\r\nMi idea es que hay una versión de Mexico en Equestria, y lo que hacen es lo que todo buen Mexicano haría. Se la pasan sentados tomando tequila frente a un porton. Todos llevan sombreros grandes y es desierto hasta donde alcanza la vista","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db79963687210cb710200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db6b96368725930eb0000#post_545db6b96368725930eb0000\r\nThey portray him as this super rider that's way better than the others, And he acts like a bit of a dick to them.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]In story, He's way OP because He's supposed to destroy all of the different rider worlds.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545db7ae6368723de1f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db72b63687257f60d0200#post_545db72b63687257f60d0200\r\nAh. Yeah. That's sounds like something that should be reported and well, frankly shouldn't BE dangerous to address.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db7b56368727aae520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db77263687233a5280200#post_545db77263687233a5280200\r\n\r\nNot Chapultepec? Fail","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db803636872670c570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db77263687233a5280200#post_545db77263687233a5280200\r\nBooyah! Volcano palace, here I come!\r\n\r\n*applies the sunscreen*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db810636872482a810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db7976368724f94e30100#post_545db7976368724f94e30100\r\nHeadcanon aceptado.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db84763687209c6600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db79963687210cb710200#post_545db79963687210cb710200\r\nSo he's kinda like Davros (planned to kill the entire multiverse), but a jackass good guy?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}