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{"topics":[{"id":"54606f6063687233b60c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54606edd6368723679b40100#post_54606edd6368723679b40100\r\nHi again dude, it's been long time.\r\nYeah, it _was_ Sunday here, now is Monday. I hate Mondays, everyone hates Mondays.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5460700e63687233b6220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54606f6063687233b60c0200#post_54606f6063687233b60c0200\r\nYou were away?\r\nHows it been?!\r\nUnfortunately, it's late at my place. I have to sleep. G'night.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"546070fd6368723639b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460700e63687233b6220200#post_5460700e63687233b6220200\r\nLike a month, I actually don't remember because I am sleepy too. Have a good night!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"546082ae63687242a9240300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/861/700/bc4.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"546083a26368723d2df50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546082ae63687242a9240300#post_546082ae63687242a9240300\r\nThat's basically every circle I've ever drawn free handed. And even some of the circles I've drawn with assistance.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"546095096368722ffe750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Drink. Tea is strong. Tea is bitter. Wisdom is strong. Wisdom is bitter. You see? You go to cave. Find Ghost of She. Lay ghost to rest. This your quest. Bring peace where was strife. Go!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460af7663687259a0af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just watched \"Dear Zachary: A letter to a son about his father\". Holy shit, that movie was just painful to watch(in a way that is works in their favour). \"Watch it here. It's in English, just with Portugese subs.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2VLbpjQqM\r\n\r\n8.5/10 Best movie I hope I will never watch again but probably will anyway because I do take interest in such cases. I dare you to watch this without crying, being depressed or at the very least, tremble like it's -40°C inside.\r\n\r\nP.S: Search as little as possible. It's for the best to let the narrator speak for himself.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"5460b4a26368723389880300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546095096368722ffe750300#post_546095096368722ffe750300\r\n\r\nTea Party!\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460b6386368724a88540300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b4a26368723389880300#post_5460b4a26368723389880300\r\nCareful with this kind of tea. One time I had a few of these, I went to a cave in a National park somewhere, killed a mama bear, cut off it's hand and made a glove out of it. I swear I remember that bear being on fire and uses double team, must be the tea.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460b6bd6368723eff330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546095096368722ffe750300#post_546095096368722ffe750300\r\n*Throws it in the boston harbor*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5460b7516368724fa30d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b6386368724a88540300#post_5460b6386368724a88540300\r\n\r\nAre you sure that was tea? That sounds more like someone under the effects of Mezcal","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460b7b06368721ff78e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b7516368724fa30d0300#post_5460b7516368724fa30d0300\r\nTake drugs, kill a bear.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460b7d66368722d0d4e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b7b06368721ff78e0400#post_5460b7b06368721ff78e0400\r\n\r\nWait, wait. Did a native american offered you the tea?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460b85c63687259c73f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b7d66368722d0d4e0400#post_5460b7d66368722d0d4e0400\r\nSome crazy cat named White Bird.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460b8f16368722d0d8f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b85c63687259c73f0300#post_5460b85c63687259c73f0300\r\n\r\nDude, that's the same guy that gets my drugs","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460b94f6368723b4fc60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b6386368724a88540300#post_5460b6386368724a88540300\r\nDid you just killed Squiggy!?\r\nOMG that explains why he doesn't appear!?!?!?!?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5460b9c56368722d0dd20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b94f6368723b4fc60300#post_5460b94f6368723b4fc60300\r\nPffhNo, The bear I killed was a girl. Trust me, I checked. twice","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460ba9a6368727d38e60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460b9c56368722d0dd20400#post_5460b9c56368722d0dd20400\r\nOh...DID YOU KILLED HIS MOTHER!? THAT'S WHY SQUIGGY DOESN'T APPEAR! HE IS PLANNING HIS REVENGE!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5460baf36368727055900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460ba9a6368727d38e60400#post_5460ba9a6368727d38e60400\r\n\r\nAlbus is gonna get f**ked right up the ass for this one","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460bc3c63687264a2420400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460baf36368727055900400#post_5460baf36368727055900400\r\n\r\n\"Hello, my name is SquiggyBomb. You killed my mother. Prepare to get f**ked.\"\r\n\r\n[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5460bc4f6368727f9ae80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460ba9a6368727d38e60400#post_5460ba9a6368727d38e60400\r\nIf squiggy is out for revengenace that would explain why I accidentally got this package in the mail that was supposed to go to squiggy's instead:\r\n!http://www.that-is-good-crap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/samurice_lr4.jpg!\r\n\"This isn't my sword\" that I ordered.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5460bc7463687264a24c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460ba9a6368727d38e60400#post_5460ba9a6368727d38e60400\r\nI had to. It was my rite of passage. \r\n\r\nAlso,\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110606230009/fallout/images/thumb/b/b2/GhostofShe.jpg/500px-GhostofShe.jpg!\r\nShe looks hot.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5460bc996368726d09a30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460bc4f6368727f9ae80200#post_5460bc4f6368727f9ae80200\r\n\r\nAre those cherry flavored?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460bc3c63687264a2420400#post_5460bc3c63687264a2420400\r\n\r\nThere's Princess Bride quote in this, I just need to find it\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460bc7463687264a24c0400#post_5460bc7463687264a24c0400\r\n\r\nAlbus, you've been to Morrowind recently?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5460bcb16368724ce7c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460bc996368726d09a30200#post_5460bc996368726d09a30200\r\n\"Why don't you stick around and find out?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5460bcfd6368727f9a2d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5460bcb16368724ce7c30000#post_5460bcb16368724ce7c30000\r\n\r\nAlright, but in the event I end up choking on one of those, you're the one I'm blaming","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}