time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2228.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5469a50d63687279b3e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well i'm gonna sleep\r\nneed to work tomorrow\r\n\r\nlove you squiggy\r\n*kiss*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5469a51363687207429e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here is an accurate representation of Squiggy babysitting.\r\n[spoiler]!i.imgur.com/rJFILAw.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469a523636872527c230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a51363687207429e0100#post_5469a51363687207429e0100\r\ncute","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5469a5456368727f66120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a50d63687279b3e20000#post_5469a50d63687279b3e20000\r\nNight dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469a5f563687249b6f60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5cdPFDu1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5cnsfXH1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5d0HoM21qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5eda5MZ1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5enmCxq1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5ewPSa11qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5r0F4nu1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5ff7PAD1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5fo3Bnd1qmg3lz.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy5g6cqJQ1qmg3lz.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469a6696368724e80d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a5f563687249b6f60200#post_5469a5f563687249b6f60200\r\nOohh Terezi.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469a73463687258dd630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ahhhh\r\nMy snake started shedding in my hands XD ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5469a77763687207200f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh yeah this is a cool story from KYM\r\n\r\nbasically on knowyourmeme we have a moderator called blue screen of death, who has a ponysona that is a ponified...well..blue screen of death.\r\n\r\nand so, some user decided to make a dakimakura of said moderator´s ponysona.\r\n\r\nand recently he uploaded this picture.\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/865/919/f28.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469a7b86368724eb4d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a77763687207200f0300#post_5469a77763687207200f0300\r\nNot a bad looking guy.\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a73463687258dd630200#post_5469a73463687258dd630200\r\nI've been considering getting either a snake or a Cobalt Blue Tarantula.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469a8576368723a625c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a7b86368724eb4d10000#post_5469a7b86368724eb4d10000\r\n•~• I'd say a snake \r\nBut I'm probably one of the biggest snake fan/lover on the site\r\n\r\nTarantulas are cool ~to look at~\r\nI believe you have to feed the crickets healthy food first because the spider will get all of it's nutrients from feeding ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5469a8dc6368724ebadf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i love the reactions this had back in the day it was first shown tho\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/cUg5Q/609ed10667.png!\r\n!http://puu.sh/cUg66/10fb974a87.png!\r\n!http://puu.sh/cUg6k/d45f71415e.png!\r\n!http://puu.sh/cUg6B/7749ffb2d0.png!\r\n!http://puu.sh/cUg74/d35ff178ce.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469a90b63687232a7330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a8576368723a625c0200#post_5469a8576368723a625c0200\r\nI absolutely love bugs. It's kind of ironic though because when I was younger bugs freaked the hell outta me. I'd flip my shit if a moth got into the house. But one visit to Science museum's insect exhibit and I was in love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469aa15636872135f630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469a90b63687232a7330100#post_5469a90b63687232a7330100\r\nI've never been a big spider or anything else with more then 8 legs fan\r\nI'd say you should get the spider \r\n\r\nI love snakes and anything with scales which would explain the rubber snakes and lizards when I was little\r\nAnd the snakes and lamias now lol ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5469af516368724eb45e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'm not getting any sleep tonight...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b0f963687251ce0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Elevatorstuck 1\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9AanRlXtg\r\n\"Elevatorstuck 2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beubXQWbwVo\r\n\"Elevatorstuck 3\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjUosRRlwpc","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469b15663687212cdb70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love my cousins but......jesus","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b3596368720401580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b15663687212cdb70300#post_5469b15663687212cdb70300\r\nAnnoying you?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5469b3be6368725352390300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b3596368720401580100#post_5469b3596368720401580100\r\nThe oldest just woke up and started freaking out. I had to carry him around for about twenty minutes before he would go back to sleep. Rubbing his back helped too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b4db63687277d57c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Protip to any aspiring babysitters. When dealing with infants, if it's their first night in a new location and they happen to wake up, they are going to freak out. This is an inevitability. There are unfamiliar with where they are and are, very understandablly, SCARED. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT start yelling, screaming, or trying to force them asleep. It will only make the situation worse. The best thing to do is pick them up, hold them tightly to your chest, and just walk. While rubbing their back and gently talking to them. It helps relax them and ease them back to sleep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b4fe6368723da8140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b3be6368725352390300#post_5469b3be6368725352390300\r\nAHHH\r\nthey are just wee little babbehs\r\nHopefully you'll get some sleep before sunrise \r\n\r\nYes, infants tend to relax after hearing a heartbeat. I guess it's like being inside the womb again.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5469b52d6368723da8310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b4fe6368723da8140000#post_5469b4fe6368723da8140000\r\nIf I'm lucky...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b5f46368724f844c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i still love run the jewels 2\r\n\r\nim keeping crown on repeat\r\n\r\nits so...mellow","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469b6476368727c3af30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b5f46368724f844c0100#post_5469b5f46368724f844c0100\r\nYou want mellow?\r\n\"I'll give you mellow.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s9w4dBIZCc","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5469b6d46368724eb44d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469b6476368727c3af30100#post_5469b6476368727c3af30100\r\n\r\n_Heard she was pregnant, I’m guilty I reckon cause I hear that good shit can hurt baby’s brain\r\nHeard he was normal 'til three and then he stopped talkin'\r\nSince then, ain’t nothin been the sameSeen her some years later out in Decatur told her that I’m sorry for causin' her pain\r\nCausin' me pain?\r\nCausin' me pain?\r\nShe asked again and she grabbed my right hand\r\nAsked am I crazy, said look here, baby, I release you from all of your sins and your shame\r\nCause I’ve been redeemed\r\nI found in Christ\r\nWhatever it take I hope you find it, Mike\r\nThe look on her face shown that glory replaced all the shame and the hate and that she wears a crown\r\nMy late grandma Bettie had prayed with her heavy and told her to tell me lay my burdens down_","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5469b7a263687253524a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this album is almost seriously gonna knock down Clipping, you're dead! and To Be Kind from best album of 2014.\r\n\r\nhowever, have to wait to see if Death Grips releases Jenny´s death This year\r\n\r\nNiggas On The Moon was incredibly awesome, but right now its an EP, if Jenny´s Death is as good then ill have a hard time","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}