time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2322.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54753ebe63687208b4180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753dd16368723f6a350100#post_54753dd16368723f6a350100\r\nThis is what dreams are made of","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54753eec63687258e0ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753e5a63687243a6e30000#post_54753e5a63687243a6e30000\r\n\"Quick Guilmon DIGIVOLVE!\"\r\n\r\n\"Guilmon Digivolve to-\" _*BOOM*_ \"OH GOD MY LEGS! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS\"\r\n\r\n\"G-Guilmon are you alrig-\"\r\n\r\n\"Of course not you fat fuck!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54753f146368726364b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753e8e63687238ce480000#post_54753e8e63687238ce480000\r\n\r\nThat's just the sense of freedom overwhelming you\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753e6763687203a1980100#post_54753e6763687203a1980100\r\n\r\nI know, some people think it was an internet thing, but it didn't. It existed!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54753f1e63687221066e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753e5a63687243a6e30000#post_54753e5a63687243a6e30000\r\nNot being attacked during the transformation is more often justified than not.\r\n\r\nIn Gaogaigar, There's a swirling tornado thing about The Titular robot during the combination sequence.\r\n\r\nIn Kamen rider Kabuto, The Initial transformation is pretty quick, And The Rider form transformation involves Debris from the masked form being shot out in all directions.\r\n\r\nIn Kamen rider Blade, The Thing that the riders need to run through to finish the transformation can knock enemies back.\r\n\r\nEtc.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54753f4163687239ce7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753e8e63687238ce480000#post_54753e8e63687238ce480000\r\nPrepare for several months of \"FREEDOM!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAMy2JNM7eA","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54753f776368727f42d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753f146368726364b10000#post_54753f146368726364b10000\r\nIt Exists! And its Weirdly well written! \r\n\r\nWe must tell people about it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54753fcb63687243a6110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753f776368727f42d60100#post_54753f776368727f42d60100\r\n\r\nI did, according to the judge, that was enough to declare me mentally insane.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54753fd263687222cb130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753f146368726364b10000#post_54753f146368726364b10000\r\nCurse you freedom!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475401363687207f37f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753fd263687222cb130100#post_54753fd263687222cb130100\r\n\r\nEmbrace it!\r\n\r\nNo more waking up early and run to catch the bus.\r\nNo more carrying a backpack full of books\r\nNo more teachers who don't like teaching and vent their frustration on their students!\r\nNO MORE SPONGEBOB","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5475404b6368721697b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475401363687207f37f0200#post_5475401363687207f37f0200\r\nNO MORE SPONGEBOB!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5475407c6368720c713c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475401363687207f37f0200#post_5475401363687207f37f0200\r\nI have a driver that sends me to school everyday.\r\nI have a locker at school.\r\nI'm their top student so they don't hate me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475408b63687279eb300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously, When was the last time you saw the \"Uninterrupted Transformation\" Played straight?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547540916368727adab30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54753fcb63687243a6110100#post_54753fcb63687243a6110100\r\nThat's only because [spoiler]You didn't let your stand be the judge ( ͡° _ʖ \\\\\\ ~ブーム!~ ^ブーム!^ *ブーム!*[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547541096368727d6d150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475407c6368720c713c0200#post_5475407c6368720c713c0200\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475404b6368721697b60100#post_5475404b6368721697b60100\r\n\r\n\r\n..................\r\n\r\nNo more spongebob then\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547540916368727adab30000#post_547540916368727adab30000\r\n\r\nYou're funny, that's why I'm gonna kill you last","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5475413163687245face0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mississippi just overturned their same-sex marriage ban, but chances are they're going to appeal it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5475418763687245fad40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475413163687245face0100#post_5475413163687245face0100\r\n\r\nThey always do, but social pressure and need of approval are such beautiful things inside of politics.\r\n\r\nThey're just wasting judicial resources","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547541e463687226d4510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475418763687245fad40100#post_5475418763687245fad40100\r\nHa! You're silly, that's why I already burned you down. ( ° ͜ʖ °)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547541f86368727a723d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just a question, have you ever been stabbed before?\r\nEither by yourself or someone else?\r\nMost probably by accident, though.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475425363687279eb490200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nI split my entire heel open once, but other than that not really. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5475427a63687256724e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\n\r\nYes, and it required 30 stitches. It was near the knee and the reason behind it, a bar fight","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547542846368724d1e650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*COLA!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547542a163687243a6650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nI fell on a stake in the ground and almost died.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547542be6368727d6d360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nLost half my eyesight in a traffic accident. Bitten by a dog in my left leg. Some I forget.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547542de63687209081d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nNo, but I almost stabbed someone in the stomach before.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547543256368724d1e800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nLet's see:\r\nI fell onto a pipe.\r\nI accidentally sliced open my finger on a knife.\r\nI've haven't been stabbed by a person with a knife, but I've been sliced open several times before.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}