time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2353.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5477d47d636872297f3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d38663687221fc450000#post_5477d38663687221fc450000\r\nI can dig it ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d4ee6368722bf1df0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d43f63687257e9400100#post_5477d43f63687257e9400100\r\nMi jefa sabe de santos, pero no me acuerdo de muchos, solo se uno: Santo Tomás de Aquino.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d44c63687221fc4b0000#post_5477d44c63687221fc4b0000\r\nOh god, and I thought I was the only one that have Facebook here!\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5477d500636872396cc30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d2cb6368722bf1ab0200#post_5477d2cb6368722bf1ab0200\r\nOh ok! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477d53263687252117a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"did you know that prince rupert drops are the hypest shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d54263687221fc680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d4ee6368722bf1df0200#post_5477d4ee6368722bf1df0200\r\n\r\nNo es ese el que hablaba con animales?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5477d590636872495c140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"took long enough for the police to come here\r\n\r\nwhatever i got a box of leftovers to finish","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5477d5cc63687219fc130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d590636872495c140200#post_5477d590636872495c140200\r\nWhy were the cops there?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d5eb6368724e4c570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d5cc63687219fc130000#post_5477d5cc63687219fc130000\r\nbreak in ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d606636872093da90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d34a6368723616710200#post_5477d34a6368723616710200\r\nI'll summarize:\r\nTl:dr;\r\nFrom a purely medical standpoint if someone is in a parent-offspring relationship and wants a kid *GET THE UNBORN BABY TESTED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!* cause there's about a 1/4 chance of something going horribly bad otherwise the chances of something going bad are neglible.\r\nCousins: no problem.\r\nSiblings: no problem.\r\nAunt-nephew/Uncle-niece: no problem.\r\nParent-child: about a 1/4 chance of something going horribly wrong with the child.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5477d64d6368725839a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d5eb6368724e4c570100#post_5477d5eb6368724e4c570100\r\nAaahhhhhhh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d6b36368723179840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Recently, my mom bought some new furniture and like all furniture, it comes with bubble wrap. My mom told me to unwrap the furniture while she does the gardening. So, I did.\r\n\r\nAfterwards, I decided to play with the bubble wrap. I placed it on the floor, lie on it and while holding on end, rolled around and wrapped myself. It was fun at first until I tried to remove it.I pushed the bubble wrap upwards and then it got stuck. My arms couldn't move and it covered my face.\r\n\r\nI couldn't breathe and I ran around the house frantically until my brother pulled the bubble wrap off of me.\r\n\r\nLesson of today, bubble wrap is dangerous to all ages, even a 17-year old high school graduate.\r\n\r\n(This actually happened today.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5477d6ec6368724e4c7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d64d6368725839a70100#post_5477d64d6368725839a70100\r\nYeah someone broke into her and her families apartment.\r\n\r\nStole her moms TV and the Xbox. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477d70f63687231798e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d6b36368723179840100#post_5477d6b36368723179840100\r\nAnd THAT'S why I keep a pocket knife on me at all times,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d7436368721bd4850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d6ec6368724e4c7d0100#post_5477d6ec6368724e4c7d0100\r\nShit.\r\nShould I hunt them down and _punish_ them?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d74b6368723616f50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d6b36368723179840100#post_5477d6b36368723179840100\r\nScary","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5477d7ba636872209aac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d7436368721bd4850000#post_5477d7436368721bd4850000\r\nonly if you mean actual punishment and not the fun kind","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d8196368722954b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d7ba636872209aac0100#post_5477d7ba636872209aac0100\r\nWell I was thinking car battery and baseball bat.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d83e6368727bad770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d8196368722954b20000#post_5477d8196368722954b20000\r\nSounds kinky enough.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5477d84b6368723643380300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d6b36368723179840100#post_5477d6b36368723179840100\r\ndid you make a \"LOODLOODLOODLOO\" noise when you were running around? \r\nbecause I totally would have and it would be hilarious.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d84d6368724e10530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d7436368721bd4850000#post_5477d7436368721bd4850000\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d6ec6368724e4c7d0100#post_5477d6ec6368724e4c7d0100\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d5eb6368724e4c570100#post_5477d5eb6368724e4c570100\r\n\r\n_such a fine day_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5477d8736368723a59fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d70f63687231798e0100#post_5477d70f63687231798e0100\r\nWait, so you always had a pocket knife with you in case of being wrapped in bubble wrap?\r\n\r\nI feel like you are delusional about being shipped by Fedex.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5477d8a963687235ce4c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d8736368723a59fe0000#post_5477d8736368723a59fe0000\r\nI tend to use UPS actually.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5477d8b063687235ce4f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d84b6368723643380300#post_5477d84b6368723643380300\r\nIt was more of a muffled scream than scaring people.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5477d8dd6368723a30ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d8736368723a59fe0000#post_5477d8736368723a59fe0000\r\nfedex shipped him as a lad. he was scarred for life. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477d8fe63687221fcf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477d8a963687235ce4c0200#post_5477d8a963687235ce4c0200\r\nI'll get the iron maiden. (Actually pulls out a Maid made of Iron) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}