time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2439.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547d0d8e6368727265940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0d516368724bbff80100#post_547d0d516368724bbff80100\r\n\r\nEnough to make Zoidberg jealous","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547d0de16368720727ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0d8e6368727265940100#post_547d0d8e6368727265940100\r\nStill creepy as hell.\r\n\r\nOkay, gotta play Slender Fortress just to see that boss. Cya guys later.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547d0e1063687203727c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0de16368720727ab0000#post_547d0de16368720727ab0000\r\n\r\nDon't stare directly at Slendy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547d0e646368724c9ffe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0de16368720727ab0000#post_547d0de16368720727ab0000\r\nDamn, now I want to play Slender Fortress too.\r\n^But I am in work^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547d0e7863687204eccd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0c086368720980fc0100#post_547d0c086368720980fc0100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Why the hell would a resturant in a DIGITAL UNIVERSE use American currency?[/bq]\r\n\r\nlets put this in perspective\r\n\r\nlike, how come in homestuck the trolls species speaks perfect english?\r\n\r\nsaid that we can conclude\r\n\r\nITS NOT REAL LOL WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LOGIC","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d0f196368724cc34f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0e7863687204eccd0200#post_547d0e7863687204eccd0200\r\nOr like, why every character in Guardians of Galaxy speaks english?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547d0f4f636872717aa40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0e1063687203727c0000#post_547d0e1063687203727c0000\r\nNot that boss. I meant the Ghost. (My profile picture.)","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547d0f6e6368724c09230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f196368724cc34f0200#post_547d0f196368724cc34f0200\r\n\r\nexactly\r\n\r\nwhy bother with dumb details.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0e7863687204eccd0200#post_547d0e7863687204eccd0200\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f196368724cc34f0200#post_547d0f196368724cc34f0200\r\n\r\nTranslation Convention.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f4f636872717aa40100#post_547d0f4f636872717aa40100\r\n\r\nAaahh, the bride of EHAN\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547d0fc76368720727e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200#post_547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200\r\n......\r\nBruh.\r\nSthap et","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547d102863687272276e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200#post_547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200\r\nThe only movie that I don't see aliens speaking english are those from Sector 9","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547d104163687256dd430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0c086368720980fc0100#post_547d0c086368720980fc0100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Why the hell would a resturant in a DIGITAL UNIVERSE use American currency?[/bq]\r\nAMERICA THATS WHY","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547d106f6368724c9f3d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200#post_547d0f7d6368724cb14f0200\r\n\r\ntrolls and humans never met until the events of sburb\r\n\r\nalso explain how the cherubs, an alien species that NEVER interacts with other species, hell not even their own, who mostly live alone about 97% of the time, ALSO speak english, PERFECT ENGLISH i might add.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d10d76368724cda350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d104163687256dd430000#post_547d104163687256dd430000\r\nDollars are the universal currency of the universe.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547d11316368726a022a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That moment when you accidentally locked yourself out.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547d11f7636872717afe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d11316368726a022a0000#post_547d11316368726a022a0000\r\n\r\n\"At least you weren't bare skin\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNxExtdpow","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547d123c6368720964050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There's a store I go to probably almost once a week\r\nThere's a guy who works there\r\nWhenever I see him he's stocking the shelves\r\n\r\nI feel like every time I see him I accidentally do something to annoy him. Like today I was pulling this box out to look at the back and I knocked a bunch of shit off the shelf by accident and he looked at me like I just ate his dog or something. \r\nThen this one time I put this thing back on the shelf that I decided not to buy and as I left I heard him let out the loudest sigh I've ever heard and I have no idea what I did. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547d12416368723872bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You go Mimi!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547d1264636872374b040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d123c6368720964050100#post_547d123c6368720964050100\r\nMaybe he has the hots for you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547d12bf6368726a025d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d123c6368720964050100#post_547d123c6368720964050100\r\nHe has to clean _your_ mess.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547d13176368724c09a00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d1264636872374b040200#post_547d1264636872374b040200\r\nThis sounds terrible but I hope not. He's not my type and I don't want to add letting him down to the list of things I've done to accidentally antagonize him.  ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547d13706368723d00290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d12bf6368726a025d0000#post_547d12bf6368726a025d0000\r\nHey, I pick stuff up if I knock it over. Maybe he has extreme ocpd or something. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547d137b63687257a2170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"alright faggots, lets do this\r\n\r\n\"lets play cards against humanity\":http://pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=47\r\n\r\npassword is anthony fantano","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d13aa6368724da4210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d137b63687257a2170000#post_547d137b63687257a2170000\r\nI shall! When I have access to my computer. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547d13e56368724bbfc20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d137b63687257a2170000#post_547d137b63687257a2170000\r\n\r\nCount me in","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}