time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2798.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5497d3b163687224b4e60d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, I'm still here.\r\n\r\n!http://auctions.wing.c.yimg.jp/sim?furl=auctions.c.yimg.jp/img161.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/users/5/1/4/2/dadanodaradara-org-1414836837382151&dc=1&sr.fs=20000!\r\nThis exists.\r\n\r\nGood night.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5497d59c6368721dda900900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d3b163687224b4e60d00#post_5497d3b163687224b4e60d00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]Good night.[/bq]\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d33e6368720948e40700#post_5497d33e6368720948e40700\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]I'm off to bed.\r\nNight guys.[/bq]\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d39c63687265233f0200#post_5497d39c63687265233f0200\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]I'm going to sleep.[/bq]\r\nGood night everyone:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/428/365/e15.jpg!\r\n\r\n(No I'm not going to bed by the way)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5497d77a6368724bf32b1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d59c6368721dda900900#post_5497d59c6368721dda900900\r\nSpooky","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5497d8a463687249f8d80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d77a6368724bf32b1c00#post_5497d77a6368724bf32b1c00\r\n\"Not as spooky as this\":http://www.scp-wiki.net/treats","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5497dcf56368724881f00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d8a463687249f8d80700#post_5497d8a463687249f8d80700\r\nSo much reading ...","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5497e64863687207dc400800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what's the deal with nobody wanting people to sell porn? Patreon doesn't allow it, PayPal doesn't allow it, I can't imagine Google payments or Amazon payments allow it either.\r\n Can't an honest pornographer make a living?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5497e77c636872161e920a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":". . . . I'm reading the news; I *really really really* can't wait for a decade from now cause I'm getting tired of all the utter fucking stupidity of 24/7 news and pseudo intellectualism that worship their ideological beliefs like a god.  If you're wondering what I mean by the latter I mean the sorts of people who believe that their ideals are fundamentally absolute truth and that anything that contradicts their ideology must be \"corrected\"; basically like the people who believe vaccines cause autism or such.\r\n\r\n\r\nShit that is coming out in the next decade that is going to fundamentally change society from the ground up:\r\nCheap androids, sexbots, VR, self driving cars, algae biofuel, actual cyborgs, ectogenesis, gene therapy, nanoparticles that could theoretically end viruses all together no more hiv nothing, computer chips that emulate brain cells receiving widespread adoption, potentially the introduction of asteroid mining, 3D printing, information and data being stored smaller than the atomic level, quantum computing, transistors the size of atoms, completion of the blue brain project, artificial dna enzymes widespread adoption, almost every person on the earth has internet connection, real time accurate language translations, widespread tourist space travel, synthesized food potentially might end global hunger, oil no longer able to compete.\r\n\r\nEach and everyone one of these things would potentially change society as much or more than how much say the internet has; now let's imagine if even a fourth of these things come true.\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497e64863687207dc400800#post_5497e64863687207dc400800\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]So what's the deal with nobody wanting people to sell porn? Patreon doesn't allow it, PayPal doesn't allow it, I can't imagine Google payments or Amazon payments allow it either.\r\n Can't an honest pornographer make a living?[/bq]\r\nCause the anti-sex movement keeps rebranding themselves every five years to make it sound like they're not fucking morons and the current trend is to try to force people to not be able to make money off the porn they make.\r\n\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\n\"Hey guys; if we rebrand ourselves maybe no one will think we're idiots anymore\"\r\nHave I ever told you the definition of insanity?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5497f3fd63687223cf301200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else still on?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5497f46963687261c7690500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497f3fd63687223cf301200#post_5497f3fd63687223cf301200\r\nYeah I'm here, but no one replied to that advertisement jibe, so I lost interest. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"5497f55a63687279f7110d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497f46963687261c7690500#post_5497f46963687261c7690500\r\nIt's not nearly as much propaganda as you normally see from advertisements.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5497f5d963687223cf4c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497f55a63687279f7110d00#post_5497f55a63687279f7110d00\r\nIt's just satire, I was making a joke about the Guard. Though I'd like to think up more comical ideas for advertisements. It's fun to make fun of things, :D","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"5497f67263687226276d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bitches.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5497f7fd63687279f7e30d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497f67263687226276d0500#post_5497f67263687226276d0500\r\nI tried to come up with a appropriate response, but I saw this and laughed way too hard:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/222/672/tumblr_lwmwgzwwAI1qmeaooo1_500.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5498218b63687208fb1b1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's worst than a road trip?\r\nA road trip through a winding mountain.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54983a946368722627cb1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d8a463687249f8d80700#post_5497d8a463687249f8d80700\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497d77a6368724bf32b1c00#post_5497d77a6368724bf32b1c00\r\n\"Not as spooky as this\":http://www.scp-wiki.net/treats[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"Here's the mother to help you tuck in at night.\":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54983c72636872150d320900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'M SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54983cf26368724f76d11400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54983c72636872150d320900#post_54983c72636872150d320900\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/882/406/8e9.gif!\r\n\"Hi!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54983dcd6368726523b71200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54983cf26368724f76d11400#post_54983cf26368724f76d11400\r\nNo joke. I  would have sex with Deadpool.\r\nScars and all.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549840aa636872563d510600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54983dcd6368726523b71200#post_54983dcd6368726523b71200\r\nEven all those tumors on his face and body?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5498411463687245b18c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549840aa636872563d510600#post_549840aa636872563d510600\r\nYes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498431e6368721054370500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!media1.giphy.com/media/HjPbLbmep2aJO/200.gif!\r\n!media2.giphy.com/media/m48e80jhv4Kk/200.gif!\r\n!media1.giphy.com/media/XcfaP23QA5Kgg/200.gif!\r\n*[THUNDEROUS CANNED LAUGHTER]*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54984388636872191aac1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498431e6368721054370500#post_5498431e6368721054370500\r\nMy sister used to be obssesed with that show.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549844ff6368723cf31e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54984388636872191aac1700#post_54984388636872191aac1700\r\nNo joke I saw every single episode as a kid\r\n\r\nI was obsessed for god knows what reason","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5498465863687255cb8f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"3 days till Christmas.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54985149636872067e172300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498465863687255cb8f0700#post_5498465863687255cb8f0700\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/879/896/b0d.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}