time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3089.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ac73336368722f9b3f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac71fe6368721ca1422200#post_54ac71fe6368721ca1422200\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac72b263687235dcd70300#post_54ac72b263687235dcd70300\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac72b663687239af890200#post_54ac72b663687239af890200\r\nI heard someone was giving out Free BJ's? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac7339636872615c020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac72b663687239af890200#post_54ac72b663687239af890200\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac72fd63687215fe221400#post_54ac72fd63687215fe221400\r\nIf I could blow you through the internet I would","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac733b63687216e29c2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac72fd63687215fe221400#post_54ac72fd63687215fe221400\r\nIt's a talent. Apparently.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac733e636872615c050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now at the three part finale of Ultraman Mebius.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ac737a6368720ff6d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7339636872615c020000#post_54ac7339636872615c020000\r\nDidn't the rule said you had to be 18?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac738a6368727fed960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7339636872615c020000#post_54ac7339636872615c020000\r\nI'm not sure how to respond to that.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac73ba636872658c380f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac737a6368720ff6d00000#post_54ac737a6368720ff6d00000\r\nAre you not?\r\nCause the only way you're getting in my harem is if you're legal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac73eb6368724384370800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac73ba636872658c380f00#post_54ac73ba636872658c380f00\r\nI thought I made it clear before.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac740d6368724b8b6f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac733e636872615c050000#post_54ac733e636872615c050000\r\nJust watched a couple last night\r\nSeeing Mebius get his ass kicked by a stupid fish is hilarious ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac74146368723bbd6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac73eb6368724384370800#post_54ac73eb6368724384370800\r\nWell okay then.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac7435636872023bb80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac733b63687216e29c2a00#post_54ac733b63687216e29c2a00\r\nThere should be a Blowjob Olympics. \r\n\r\n\"HE HAS PERFECT FORM! Jeff what are your thoughts?\"\r\n\r\n\"The way he circles his tong around the tip and poker his lips up is a really good technique, I remember in my early days I used to give them the ole washing machine myself. how about you Bill?\"\r\n\r\n\"Ahhh I'm a licker myself\"\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac74396368726cb9c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7339636872615c020000#post_54ac7339636872615c020000\r\n~Damnit~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac74536368726d50580800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74146368723bbd6e0000#post_54ac74146368723bbd6e0000\r\nAt least I didn't freak out or something.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac74606368727054990c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7435636872023bb80f00#post_54ac7435636872023bb80f00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac733b63687216e29c2a00#post_54ac733b63687216e29c2a00\r\nThere should be a Blowjob Olympics. \r\n\r\n\"HE HAS PERFECT FORM! Jeff what are your thoughts?\"\r\n\r\n\"The way he circles his tong around the tip and poker his lips up is a really good technique, I remember in my early days I used to give them the ole washing machine myself. how about you Bill?\"\r\n\r\n\"Ahhh I'm a licker myself\"\r\n[/bq]\r\n_Oh my God._","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac74786368723bd8de0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7435636872023bb80f00#post_54ac7435636872023bb80f00\r\nSex Olympics?\r\n\r\nI think I remember seeing pole dancing getting considered for the actual Olympics","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac74806368723cca910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7435636872023bb80f00#post_54ac7435636872023bb80f00\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zdh_ISiBC-I/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac7499636872316dfd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7435636872023bb80f00#post_54ac7435636872023bb80f00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac733b63687216e29c2a00#post_54ac733b63687216e29c2a00\r\nThere should be a Blowjob Olympics. \r\n\r\n\"HE HAS PERFECT FORM! Jeff what are your thoughts?\"\r\n\r\n\"The way he circles his tong around the tip and poker his lips up is a really good technique, I remember in my early days I used to give them the ole washing machine myself. how about you Bill?\"\r\n\r\n\"Ahhh I'm a licker myself\"\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nAhhhhhh! My eyes!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ac74b36368727594b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What keeps happening to this thread","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ac74c563687246e1271500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I saw a video of the Sex Olympics.\r\nSeriously.\r\nThough I didnt flinch.\r\n~Stick in hole~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac74dc636872615c840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74b36368727594b90000#post_54ac74b36368727594b90000\r\nSorry\r\n~Not sorry~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac751c636872138eae0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74b36368727594b90000#post_54ac74b36368727594b90000\r\nBJs were brought up","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac75926368725bb57f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7499636872316dfd0200#post_54ac7499636872316dfd0200\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74806368723cca910000#post_54ac74806368723cca910000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74786368723bd8de0400#post_54ac74786368723bd8de0400\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74606368727054990c00#post_54ac74606368727054990c00\r\n\"AND HE MAKES HIM NUT IT OUT TEN TIMES! TEN TIMES! ITS A PERFECT BONG BLOW!\"\r\n\r\n*Crowd Moaning*\r\n\r\n*Judges lift up their Tissue boxes* \r\n\r\n\"AND THE JUDGES GIVE HIM A PERFECT 10 POINTS! WE HAVE A WINNER!\"\r\n\r\nFalatio Dan: \"I-I cant believe I made it, I-I'm so happy\"\r\n\r\n*Wipes the white tears off his face with tissues* \r\n\r\nThe Mother: \"I'm sooo proud of you son!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac75b463687237ff1f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://puu.sh/eaynJ/ea1ce6c1a9.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54ac75b7636872615c040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74b36368727594b90000#post_54ac74b36368727594b90000\r\nSquiggy happened!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac75b8636872051c9e3500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75926368725bb57f0d00#post_54ac75926368725bb57f0d00\r\n_*Oh my God.*_","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}