time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3116.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ae04366368726a86cc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why did Luna cross the road?","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae04416368722793850300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's be perfectly honest here, Gendo is a terrible father.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae04526368723edb750700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae03e963687230347d0200#post_54ae03e963687230347d0200\r\nNot to mention The Avoidant personality disorder and how nearly everyone treats shinji like crap.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ae046b636872420dba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04366368726a86cc0500#post_54ae04366368726a86cc0500\r\n\r\nWhy?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04416368722793850300#post_54ae04416368722793850300\r\n\r\nWas he ever considered a good one?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae049b63687210406a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae037e6368724962062000#post_54ae037e6368724962062000\r\nSame.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae04ce63687211719d2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04526368723edb750700#post_54ae04526368723edb750700\r\nThere's that too.\r\nEveryone is a selfish asshole in Eva. And I love it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae04d36368720fefe80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04366368726a86cc0500#post_54ae04366368726a86cc0500\r\nTeleporting\r\n\r\n:T","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ae05996368725395280b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04526368723edb750700#post_54ae04526368723edb750700\r\nWe always give Shinji a hard time and poke fun at him but lets be real, His life is fucking terrible!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Everyone he knows and love treats him like shit or dies, Then they force him to muster up the Balls/confidents to PILOT A FUCKING DEMON MACHINE AND FIGHT GIANT PLANET MURDERING ANGELS, His dad does NOTHING to help him through these problems, His friends do nothing! The one guy who actually cared turns out to be an Angel or something and he dies![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae060c6368724e101e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04ce63687211719d2200#post_54ae04ce63687211719d2200\r\nIf that webcomic was supposed to be serious, Than I have lost my ability to even.\r\n\r\nWhile Asuka was a great character, She's easily one of the biggest assholes of them all so far. (Besides Gendo)\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Don't get me wrong though, I understand why she's like that, Doesn't make it better though.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ae06636368720add2e2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae060c6368724e101e0e00#post_54ae060c6368724e101e0e00\r\nAsuka was a huuuuuuuuuge bitch and that's what makes her character great.\r\nShe has the same insecurities as Shinji she just masks them in a different way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae066a636872192d290600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only thing I watched about EVA is that ridiculous death.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ae066f63687254bc040700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae04ce63687211719d2200#post_54ae04ce63687211719d2200\r\nThey should just rename this show evacuategelion cuz N**** We gonna die if we have to leave humanity with! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae06a36368726a86290600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nice clean bed\r\nNice clean pajamas\r\n-nice clean panties-\r\nNice clean butt\r\n\r\nClean is nice","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ae06bc63687225cbe10b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae03e963687230347d0200#post_54ae03e963687230347d0200\r\nI don't mean during the events of evangelion, but beforehand; what I mean by this is that if Shinji was screwed up from the events during the show I could understand.  Gendo may have been a fucked up parent, but *before* the events of evangelion the main thing Gendo did was abandon his kid.  Shinji seemed less like his dad screwed him up and more like Shinji already had mental problems before the events of evangelion.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Shinji probably had mental problems before he became a pilot.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ae06df6368726603e00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae060c6368724e101e0e00#post_54ae060c6368724e101e0e00\r\nExactly.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ae07226368726a32ac2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae06bc63687225cbe10b00#post_54ae06bc63687225cbe10b00\r\nHis Mother Died and Gendo just up kicked him out soon afterwards when he just was a little kid.\r\n\r\nAnd Clearly No one gave a shit about him between then and the start of EVA.\r\n\r\nEdit: I think that's definetly enough to give someone some serious mental problems.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ae075c6368727194410900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608028753756425491&pid=1.7!\r\n\r\nShinji appreciation post #2","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae07686368721697992800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's wierd that the nicest character in EVA is the penguin","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae07ee6368724e8f8d1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is still My favorite Video of EVA\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rq2_CSO65Y\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae07686368721697992800#post_54ae07686368721697992800\r\nWell, Kaworu wasn't such a bad guy I guess either. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae08626368722d0d531800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae046b636872420dba0000#post_54ae046b636872420dba0000\r\nI don't know, now I expected you to come up with a funny answer. \r\n\r\nWhy did Spike cross the road?","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae0885636872555f0c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae07ee6368724e8f8d1000#post_54ae07ee6368724e8f8d1000\r\n\r\n[spoiler]He dies and even then, are Angels capable of love? Or at least, love as we know it? Point is, he doesn't count.[/spoiler] The penguin retains his title","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae089a636872555f240900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae08626368722d0d531800#post_54ae08626368722d0d531800\r\n\r\nCause SPIKE WANTS","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae09266368726162dc1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You guys do realize that the jokes about the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side is a metaphor for it dying right cause it \"crossed to the other side\" as in it got hit by a car.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ae096a636872205a100b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae09266368726162dc1100#post_54ae09266368726162dc1100\r\n\r\nWhat if it was a rubber chicken?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae09776368725cbe4d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae09266368726162dc1100#post_54ae09266368726162dc1100\r\n[spoiler]It's supposed to be funny because It doesn't have a real punchline.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}