time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3429.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54bcbe4b6368721b468d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbde86368721ce1e30f00#post_54bcbde86368721ce1e30f00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbd0a6368722346091100#post_54bcbd0a6368722346091100\r\n[spoiler]Basically, Both Adam and Lillith arrived to earth at the same time. Humans spawned from Lillith, And Angels spawned from Adam. (The Angels weren't awoken until an arctic exploration group ended up waking up adam through brief contact with lillith DNA.)[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nTechnically speaking Adam was first on Earth, but Lilith's impact on Earth destroyed Adam's lance and forced Adam to become dormant until the artic exploration.\r\n\r\nSide note: first ancestral race, \"oops!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bcbe4c6368727f767d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbe1463687231fc480e00#post_54bcbe1463687231fc480e00\r\nThank you - _ -","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bcbe5163687229a4140f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in non Eva related news.\r\nI could really go for some crawfish right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bcbe926368726c15c01300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear that EVA arguments are the fucking worst.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bcbeb3636872521ccb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbe926368726c15c01300#post_54bcbe926368726c15c01300\r\nWell, you're teaching me more about the story, soooo...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bcbee16368721fe99a0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbde86368721ce1e30f00#post_54bcbde86368721ce1e30f00\r\nI can only wonder the freaky shit Adam has in his sperm if it made THESE things..\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120401005029/evangelion/images/d/d7/DiemayAngelPossibleImage.png!\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbdbe63687225efa61000#post_54bcbdbe63687225efa61000\r\nKinda sounds like the forerunners from halo.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcbf086368721b14880f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbe926368726c15c01300#post_54bcbe926368726c15c01300\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]I swear that EVA arguments are the fucking worst.[/bq]\r\nI totally agree with you here cause *EVERY* Evangelion argument summarized in one word \"#2deep4u\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bcbf3d636872295a360e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbf086368721b14880f00#post_54bcbf086368721b14880f00\r\nBoth sides here are jackasses.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bcbff5636872512b0f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbf086368721b14880f00#post_54bcbf086368721b14880f00\r\n#2mindfuck4u","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bcbff763687218eca70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbf086368721b14880f00#post_54bcbf086368721b14880f00\r\nThe whole thing just sounds confusing as hell to me.\r\n\r\n\r\n*May have to watch Evangelion just to see how confusing it is*\r\n\r\n[spoiler] \"If I can understand the plot of Homestuck then I can understand a simple anime!\" he boasted before his mind shattered [/spoiler]","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcc03b6368721a9c970c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbff763687218eca70100#post_54bcbff763687218eca70100\r\nReal talk, NGE is nowhere near the levels of What-The-Fuckery that Homestuck has achieved.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bcc08c636872794a0f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbeb3636872521ccb0400#post_54bcbeb3636872521ccb0400\r\n\"Evangelion explanation\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho07Ag6lV9g\r\n\r\nI hate how uc9 is going all \"Holier than thou\" (Evangelion isn't exactly the most straightfoward story out there you know, And of course you would be the kind of person who would figure it all out easily without any side material.)\r\n\r\n...Since I'm more with the other group of Jackasses, I can't come up with any good points on *How* We're being jackasses here.\r\n\r\nEdit: Evangelion's plot isn't homestuck or 2001 level, But it's not like only stupid people can't figure it out.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bcc0916368721a9cd90c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc03b6368721a9c970c00#post_54bcc03b6368721a9c970c00\r\nHaha! Victory shall be mine then!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcc0b863687225efb01000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Meet N Fuck.\r\nSearch it up.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bcc1106368722453c61000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc0b863687225efb01000#post_54bcc0b863687225efb01000\r\nSeen it.  It's weird, not that interesting. I always wonder what Visual novels/ games they take the graphics from for that particular one.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcc14a636872320be40d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbf3d636872295a360e00#post_54bcbf3d636872295a360e00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcbf086368721b14880f00#post_54bcbf086368721b14880f00\r\nBoth sides here are jackasses.[/bq]\r\nI totally admit I'm being a jackass, but I'm right about the aliens creating humans trope being easily the most popular science fiction trope of all time.\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you want to watch a science fiction movie about ancient aliens expediting human evolution that doesn't involve emotionally scarred individuals and far more symbolism I would suggest 2001: A Space Odyssey.\r\n\r\nOr if you want a science fiction in which human civilization is started by aliens and lots of religious symbolism I would suggest Stargate.\r\n\r\nOr if you want both a science fiction about ancient aliens creating humans and the ancient aliens being \"god\" I would suggest the Aliens franchise.\r\n\r\nOr Doctor who.\r\n\r\nOr Jokestar.\r\n\r\nOr Xenogears.\r\n\r\nOr aliens putting all life on Earth watch South Park.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bcc1c96368722939b11300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc14a636872320be40d00#post_54bcc14a636872320be40d00\r\nAre there any movies about the reverse happening? Humans making alien life.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcc20263687222b7470d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apples","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54bcc2126368721ce1ea1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc1c96368722939b11300#post_54bcc1c96368722939b11300\r\nWell in 2001 Dave becomes the first \"star child\" so lore wise yeah.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bcc21663687222b7740d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc20263687222b7470d00#post_54bcc20263687222b7470d00\r\nBanana","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bcc21d63687223e3381000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc20263687222b7470d00#post_54bcc20263687222b7470d00\r\nI'm more of peaches kind of guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bcc23d63687252afab0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc08c636872794a0f0500#post_54bcc08c636872794a0f0500\r\n...\r\n!http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3395000/3395534_1382750671273.24res_297_300.jpg!\r\nI'm going to assume you forget already.\r\nCourse, I understand it, but...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bcc23d6368723def1a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc20263687222b7470d00#post_54bcc20263687222b7470d00\r\nMushroom.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54bcc2416368723def1b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc21663687222b7740d00#post_54bcc21663687222b7740d00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc20263687222b7470d00#post_54bcc20263687222b7470d00\r\nBanana[/bq]\r\nDo you like mmm bananas?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bcc25963687221dc460c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bcc2416368723def1b0800#post_54bcc2416368723def1b0800\r\nBanana","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}