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{"topics":[{"id":"53804342636872384d490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder if after they lit that thing, when it had burned for longer than a week, some people thought \"Crap. We just burned a massive profit pit.\"","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"538044ba6368726223160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53804342636872384d490000#post_53804342636872384d490000\r\n\r\nAwkward moment for the scientists then, imagined the glares they got from their superiors.","author":"4ffdaf9e7f123b505400025f"},{"id":"5380451a6368725fd1430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Aral Sea crap was also a Soviet F-up.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53804567636872723f030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♥Luna\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538044ba6368726223160000#post_538044ba6368726223160000\r\nSomething like this I'm sure.\r\n\r\n!http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/img_OKbZ9q.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"538045ce6368726fdc490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380451a6368725fd1430000#post_5380451a6368725fd1430000\r\n\r\nNever heard of that one, well it can't be that ba-\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Aral_Sea_1989-2008.jpg!\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck.","author":"4ffdaf9e7f123b505400025f"},{"id":"538049de6368722bfe450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♥Luna\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538045ce6368726fdc490000#post_538045ce6368726fdc490000\r\nI don't know whether to be impressed that they managed to do that just using irrigation canals, or horrified. \r\n\r\nHow do you screw up that badly?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53804b186368726418340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QiRpGg-Cn94/TnhmkbHjV2I/AAAAAAAAAjM/Vm22ZgLKdvw/s640/ultra_7_vs_godzilla__fixed__by_licarto-d45sqp2.jpg!\r\n\"Ultraseven is Best Ultra\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHkeIZtICcY","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5380ba746368726c90770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♥Luna\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538045ce6368726fdc490000#post_538045ce6368726fdc490000\r\nLets just hope Fodra's core doesn't send Little Queens to annihilate mankind in the future. \r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/87RFl0sJRYc/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nThe Soviets were also responsible for the extinction of the Caspian Tigers in the same region.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5380d4ea6368723b0f9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Moved.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5380d60063687264582a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380d4ea6368723b0f9a0000#post_5380d4ea6368723b0f9a0000\r\n\r\n\"We have a more suitable thread for those kind of stuff.\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/neckbeards-vs-legbeards-or-social-justice-extremism\r\n\r\nGiving head tattoo for cancer patients is a great idea though.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"5380d7c7636872688fdc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380d60063687264582a0000#post_5380d60063687264582a0000\r\nIt really is a cool idea for them!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380d4ea6368723b0f9a0000#post_5380d4ea6368723b0f9a0000\r\nBut holy shit are some people downright fucking _Evil._","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5380de3763687223010b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380d60063687264582a0000#post_5380d60063687264582a0000\r\n \r\nI had no idea that thread was even a thing. Thanks for the link.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380d7c7636872688fdc0000#post_5380d7c7636872688fdc0000\r\n\r\nIt physically hurts me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5380e35b6368720fe46b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5380de3763687223010b0000#post_5380de3763687223010b0000\r\nTrust me you're not alone on that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53811448636872597ab00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The plan to turn elephants into woolly mammoths is already happening.\":http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-plan-to-turn-elephants-into-woolly-mammoths-is-already-underway\r\n\r\nI just emailed George Church to ask about this, to make sure it's true.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538114f16368725301b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Try as I may, try as I might, I can't not ship Shotaro and Kirihiko together.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538115cf63687267e7100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously guys, if the story is true, then am I the only one who is excited about it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5381160963687269d5200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538115cf63687267e7100000#post_538115cf63687267e7100000\r\nYes. You dino nerd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5381168c6368726637580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381160963687269d5200000#post_5381160963687269d5200000\r\n>implying mammoths are dinosaurs\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/2/20/557470__solo_pinkie+pie_vector_semi-dash-grimdark_cupcakes+%28fanfic%29_cupcakes_chainsaw_artist-colon-makintosh91.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5381172b6368725bf4e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381168c6368726637580000#post_5381168c6368726637580000\r\nYou know what I mean.\r\nBesides you're about as  threatening as a puppy with cataracts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538117c86368725cbd110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381172b6368725bf4e20100#post_5381172b6368725bf4e20100\r\nBITCH I'M GONNA EAT YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND\r\n!http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/207/6/4/baby_deinonychus_and_mammal_assistant_by_psithyrus-d6fcooo.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538118056368721ec3040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538117c86368725cbd110200#post_538117c86368725cbd110200\r\nPromises promises~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538118716368721fd9180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538118056368721ec3040000#post_538118056368721ec3040000\r\n*Kicks your boyfriend in the windpipe with my claw*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53811a276368724c001b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538118716368721fd9180000#post_538118716368721fd9180000\r\n\r\npff, petty dinosaurs.\r\n\r\nhigh caliber snuper rofle in the head and everything ends.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53811aa263687257b4000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you could turn into any video game character, who would you be? I'd choose \"Peacock from Skullgirls\":http://skullgirls.wikia.com/wiki/Peacock.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"53811cde63687256779b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53811aa263687257b4000000#post_53811aa263687257b4000000\r\n\r\nserious sam from serious sam\r\n\r\n!http://images.vg247.com/current//2013/06/20130607_serious_sam_4.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}