time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3730.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ceeab86368726590cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seattle loses the Superbowl.\r\n\r\nAnd it finishes with a fight and an ejection.\r\n\r\nVery Classy.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54ceeafe6368726d58550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeab86368726590cd0000#post_54ceeab86368726590cd0000\r\nI didn't really care for this year's Super Bowl. It was a team I hate playing against a team I hate even more.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cee99a6368723686c20800#post_54cee99a6368723686c20800\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Does anyone here even know what the Walmart game is?[/bq]\r\nFor those of you wondering what Squiggy is talking about you have $20 and you have to freak the cashier out as much as possible with only 3 items.\r\n\r\nHere's good combos for the walmart game:\r\nA rag, duct tape, axe.\r\nI would not do the fertilizer thing cause you'll get the cops called on you.\r\nBananas, condoms, diapers.\r\nCandle, matches, a belt.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ceeb5e63687214efdd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300#post_54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300\r\nBrb, Imma go play it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ceeb5f6368727ac5de0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300#post_54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300\r\nMy favorite combo is rubber gloves, a bottle of bleach, and a pack of wire coat hangers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ceeb876368726c19d20e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb5f6368727ac5de0400#post_54ceeb5f6368727ac5de0400\r\nDon't know what you are talking about, but sounds kinky","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ceebb163687209369c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeab86368726590cd0000#post_54ceeab86368726590cd0000\r\nAnd the Cheatriots win it\r\n\r\nWith a kneel","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ceebc96368724e04b51100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300#post_54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300\r\nI knew the 20 dollars part not the cashier part. \r\n\r\nI'm trying to think of a good combo\r\n\r\n...pacifier... Drano... Garbage bags","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ceec336368723210050c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cedef16368726c92020500#post_54cedef16368726c92020500\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"] ponies showed up in superbowl commercial.\r\n\r\n*que M night going What a twist*[/bq]\r\nAND I WAS DOING HOMEWORK OVER THIS WHAT THE FCUK IS WRONG WITH ME","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ceecf66368723f08e00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why must you do this to me internet?!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/907/519/8aa.jpg!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/531/413/db4.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ceecf96368720adb360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceea0d6368727ac57b0400#post_54ceea0d6368727ac57b0400\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300#post_54ceeb1e63687231a55c0300\r\n\r\nOh shit!\r\n\r\nI must try that!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ceed7e6368720520cc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceecf66368723f08e00700#post_54ceecf66368723f08e00700\r\n\"Stop the feels D:\":http://youtu.be/FL9g3Qknf_Q?t=2s","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ceee196368720936110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceebb163687209369c0100#post_54ceebb163687209369c0100\r\nDon't you mean the Deflate-triots. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54ceee1f6368722b03ae0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceea0b6368723f08770700#post_54ceea0b6368723f08770700\r\nWell, it's something that might break the indestructible Status Quo. Key word being might.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54ceee4e6368725e11f11500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceecf66368723f08e00700#post_54ceecf66368723f08e00700\r\nFuck\r\nI occasionally get that situation where my brain goes \"oh yeah robin Williams is dead\"\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ceee9f6368721e6e170c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm back.\r\nJust noticed that there is no Walmart here.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ceeed263687206f6f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceee9f6368721e6e170c00#post_54ceee9f6368721e6e170c00\r\nAny department store will work.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ceef306368723c8a9b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceee196368720936110200#post_54ceee196368720936110200\r\nWhatever\r\n\r\nBut hey the Indianapolis Colts are now in MLP canon\r\n!//img1.derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/2/819589/medium.gif!:/819589","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ceef9b63687262cc790d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceef306368723c8a9b0300#post_54ceef306368723c8a9b0300\r\nWonder what team Spike is a fanof.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54ceefcb63687225115a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceef306368723c8a9b0300#post_54ceef306368723c8a9b0300\r\nI miss all the good stuff and wind up with disappointment and rage. Story of my fucking life.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54cef0106368720adbb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceeb876368726c19d20e00#post_54ceeb876368726c19d20e00\r\nSounds like an abortion joke to me.\r\n\r\nMy personal best combo is a bag of candy, duct tape and a box cutter.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54cef0a46368725e2e860600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceefcb63687225115a1400#post_54ceefcb63687225115a1400\r\nI was doing homework so sadly I didn't get to see it live\r\n\r\nBut hey I caught the last play of the game, so I got that going for me\r\n\r\nWhich is nice\r\n\r\n\"Here's the commercial\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azZBnuZR29w if anyone was wondering","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cef0ad6368721e6e7f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cef0106368720adbb20000#post_54cef0106368720adbb20000\r\nIt is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cef10b6368726b7bd30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceef306368723c8a9b0300#post_54ceef306368723c8a9b0300\r\nThank god for that Commercial.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54cef16163687259f64c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cef0a46368725e2e860600#post_54cef0a46368725e2e860600\r\nI was more surprised to see a cat playing the keyboard and also Lego Movie than that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}