time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3742.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cf224e6368725e82cd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21f063687236e96a0800#post_54cf21f063687236e96a0800\r\nEvery drop of liquid you have ever consumed has at one point been part of some creature's piss","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf224f63687269109c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21f063687236e96a0800#post_54cf21f063687236e96a0800\r\nYeah. \r\n\r\nSomeone could be using the toilet, RIGHT NOW","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf226b63687236e9bd0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf224e6368725e82cd0400#post_54cf224e6368725e82cd0400\r\nEverything we eat that is meat at one point took a shit. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf226e6368722efa0f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21f063687236e96a0800#post_54cf21f063687236e96a0800\r\nYep. This world is crazy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf2270636872618a380300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf224f63687269109c0500#post_54cf224f63687269109c0500\r\n","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf22716368727db5d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf222b6368723223f00700#post_54cf222b6368723223f00700\r\n...\r\n!http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/265/b/e/mlp_dat_cute_face_base_by_mommamia51-d5fjhf3.png!\r\nKayden","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf22ad636872357de10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf22716368727db5d70100#post_54cf22716368727db5d70100\r\nWhy not El-den\r\n\r\nOr Em-den","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf22ae6368723223360800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone could be building a nuke to kill us all :D","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf22b56368725e82fe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21cb6368721e67cd0900#post_54cf21cb6368721e67cd0900\r\nPrecure is short for Pretty Cure.\r\n\r\n\"There was apparently a Dub of the first Pretty Cure\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d31ukSQJ8pA","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cf22cd6368723f08110e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf22ad636872357de10900#post_54cf22ad636872357de10900\r\nCuz I dunno them","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf22d2636872618a650300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf22ae6368723223360800#post_54cf22ae6368723223360800\r\n*quickly shoves supplies and papers off desk into trash bin*\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/NqqWMHL.gif!\r\n[spoiler]Still one of my favorite gifs of all time^[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf233a63687265484b0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf22d2636872618a650300#post_54cf22d2636872618a650300\r\nSays the one who showered with Pac-Man.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf23906368723686c50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21f063687236e96a0800#post_54cf21f063687236e96a0800\r\nOr someone could right now be thinking about how they can't find a comfortable place for their tongue in their mouth, or that you can see your nose, or that you can feel your clothes up against your skin, or notice that dirty spot on your screen, or that your body is itching.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54cf23996368723686cf0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf226b63687236e9bd0800#post_54cf226b63687236e9bd0800\r\nAnd that shit fertilized plants\r\nWhich were eaten by animals\r\nWhich were eaten by people ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf23c563687275e1ba0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf23906368723686c50c00#post_54cf23906368723686c50c00\r\n#Mindfuck\r\n\r\nEVERYTHING COULD BE HAPPENING","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf23da63687231a5b20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf21f063687236e96a0800#post_54cf21f063687236e96a0800\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"] Someone could be dying[/bq]\r\nLots of people are dying horribly right now. Civilians getting shelled in Ukraine, ISIS doing their genocidal war thing, Boko Haram burning people alive... The list is endless.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54cf23f96368726ec4ad0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf23da63687231a5b20800#post_54cf23da63687231a5b20800\r\nDude.\r\nDon't kill the mood.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf240c6368725115700400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now I'm wondering why No one has attempted to dub precure. (Besides that Canadian Dub of the first one.)\r\n\r\nBecause It's too violent for girls? (Probably.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cf243463687205587b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf23906368723686c50c00#post_54cf23906368723686c50c00\r\n[bq]you can feel your clothes up against your skin[/bq]\r\nWhat clothes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\t","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf243563687205587c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf240c6368725115700400#post_54cf240c6368725115700400\r\nYou just answered your own question dude; western cartoons are for the most part extremely dumbed down.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54cf244963687231a5d80800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf240c6368725115700400#post_54cf240c6368725115700400\r\nDefine too violent.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf244a6368726b441f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf23da63687231a5b20800#post_54cf23da63687231a5b20800\r\nSomewhere out there, an old man died of a heart attack.\r\nAnd you know it's true.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54cf24706368726b443f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf233a63687265484b0f00#post_54cf233a63687265484b0f00\r\nIN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE\r\n\r\nWHERE MY LIFE IS CONTROLLED BY BIRTHDAY GAMES","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf24906368726b44520800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf23f96368726ec4ad0b00#post_54cf23f96368726ec4ad0b00\r\nWhat if bald monkies are staring at glowing objects and deciphering  symbols on them into coherent thought","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf24b56368720558ca0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf24906368726b44520800#post_54cf24906368726b44520800\r\nEVERYTHING, DAMNIT!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}