time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3833.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d5963f63687235de200500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d595a46368720a4f140600#post_54d595a46368720a4f140600\r\nYou gonna make the beast with two backs?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d596466368727427a00b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5954d636872021e8a0400#post_54d5954d636872021e8a0400\r\nTotally planning on it\r\nBut I can never get it right the first time so imma do it next time a Nintendo device is nearby","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d596466368727215c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d595f26368727215a40000#post_54d595f26368727215a40000\r\nDon't be a dick, Ruby.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d596726368724ab0d31a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5963f63687235de200500#post_54d5963f63687235de200500\r\nI already told you, alchemy is outlawed. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d5967963687226478f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d59433636872414abd0100#post_54d59433636872414abd0100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5940163687245c06c4600#post_54d5940163687245c06c4600\r\nI'd hope it would be sooner than that but you're probably right. [/bq]\r\nMy guess is that Valve is massively over-estimating how successful steambox is going to be because it's a launch console and is going to go \"OH SHIT!\" when they watch the release sales.  I'll admit I'm a valve fan, *BUT* the thing is that they're drastically over-estimating their steambox sales; sure in the long run chances are steambox is going to be a game changer, *BUT* it's a work in progress operating system and it's a launch console/pc and very rarely does a console sell hundreds of millions of products for a first time of someone getting into the market.\r\n\r\n\r\nBasically I have $50 on:\r\nLate 2015 SteamOS is released\r\nSteamOS on launch only has a couple million users\r\nValve goes \"OH SHIT!  QUICK!  RELEASE HALF-LIFE 3!\"\r\nEveryone goes fucking nuts buys Half-Life 3 and by proxy get SteamOS\r\n10 years from now SteamOS is the default operating system\r\n\r\nCall me crazy or a conspiracy theorist, but I totally can see them having Half-Life 3 already completed and only to be released in case of a rainy day.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54d59690636872110ee80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596466368727215c30000#post_54d596466368727215c30000\r\nBut, But my dick, and, being tho.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d596b06368727215d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d59690636872110ee80400#post_54d59690636872110ee80400\r\nDONT BE A DICK, SHINJI.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d596f06368720ab1f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596726368724ab0d31a00#post_54d596726368724ab0d31a00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5963f63687235de200500#post_54d5963f63687235de200500\r\nI already told you, alchemy is outlawed. [/bq]\r\nFUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WAAAAAANT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d596ff6368726c681f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596b06368727215d90000#post_54d596b06368727215d90000\r\nNO YOU GET IN THE ROBOT! I'M GOING TO ORDER A PIZZA!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d597096368725fd46c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596726368724ab0d31a00#post_54d596726368724ab0d31a00\r\nFUCK DA POPO!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d59720636872489df80b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596f06368720ab1f70100#post_54d596f06368720ab1f70100\r\nDoes that mean we can all be the Fullmetal! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d5973c636872414a160200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d59720636872489df80b00#post_54d59720636872489df80b00\r\nYES.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d5973f6368720bfa5c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5963f63687235de200500#post_54d5963f63687235de200500\r\nNo, we must have patience. She said she has something planned though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d597456368726aa8ac2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596f06368720ab1f70100#post_54d596f06368720ab1f70100\r\nIM GONNA TELL THE MULTIVERSE POLICE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d597566368726aa8b82600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596ff6368726c681f0800#post_54d596ff6368726c681f0800\r\nNO!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d5979b636872091a970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d596f06368720ab1f70100#post_54d596f06368720ab1f70100\r\nIf you want to do alchemy I can help; all we need is a person that wants to be a furry and a dog.\r\n+1 ticket to hell\r\n\"You have collected 666 tickets to hell\"\r\n*opens fridge*\r\n\"ZULL MOTHERFUCKER! ZULL!\" -Satan\r\n*slams it shut*\r\n\"HOW EXPIRED IS THE MILK?!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54d597af6368726ad1340400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5973f6368720bfa5c0300#post_54d5973f6368720bfa5c0300\r\nOoohhh~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d597456368726aa8ac2600#post_54d597456368726aa8ac2600\r\nOh shiiiiiiiiiit. Come on man I'm on my third strike with those guys.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d597cf6368721cfa8f2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5973c636872414a160200#post_54d5973c636872414a160200\r\nALRIGHT!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d597456368726aa8ac2600#post_54d597456368726aa8ac2600\r\nBITCH YOU CANT CATCH ME!\r\n\r\n!http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4322/royedal.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d597566368726aa8b82600#post_54d597566368726aa8b82600\r\nI DO WHAT I WNT","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d597e7636872110e1f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5979b636872091a970100#post_54d5979b636872091a970100\r\n!media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhsx2bxMQ1ror6v2.gif!\r\nYo","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d598556368721fe1c20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5979b636872091a970100#post_54d5979b636872091a970100\r\nWhy you do this to us? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d598676368725f615f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d597cf6368721cfa8f2600#post_54d597cf6368721cfa8f2600\r\n*Sit in corner refusing to go into the fucking robot*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d598a36368723f8c7e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5979b636872091a970100#post_54d5979b636872091a970100\r\nYooooooouuuuuu bastard...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d598aa6368726a08420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d598676368725f615f0400#post_54d598676368725f615f0400\r\nBut you failed to notice\r\nThat the corner is the pilot's chair!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d598ad636872321ae51600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">Tfw when you done taking a shower and someone ask you to do something that envolves getting dirty so now you have to take another shower\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/e3b2840a659d4000358dc38b4570b9a8/tumblr_n9i4sncqZb1s0yoylo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d598c363687228d9220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d598676368725f615f0400#post_54d598676368725f615f0400\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/577/739/13b.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}