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{"topics":[{"id":"54f2897163687253898e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f2886f63687276609e0300#post_54f2886f63687276609e0300\r\nCooking is like Science, You just gotta research!\r\n\r\nMake sure you got the right Elements to combine in the thing you're cooking. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f287fb6368725c7d800900#post_54f287fb6368725c7d800900\r\nWhy is a you sad? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f289946368724603251000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f2886f63687276609e0300#post_54f2886f63687276609e0300\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f287d16368726daa350000#post_54f287d16368726daa350000\r\nI'm the world's worst cook.[/bq]\r\nDoubt it, I exist","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f289946368725526520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f2897163687253898e0d00#post_54f2897163687253898e0d00\r\nI misspelt.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f289ac6368726548bf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f2886f63687276609e0300#post_54f2886f63687276609e0300\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f287d16368726daa350000#post_54f287d16368726daa350000\r\nI'm the world's worst cook.[/bq]\r\nI could teach you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f28aaa6368726548d10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f289ac6368726548bf0200#post_54f289ac6368726548bf0200\r\nHa. My microwave-fu is stronger than yours.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54f28ae66368720b63450300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28aaa6368726548d10200#post_54f28aaa6368726548d10200\r\nPatience young grasshopper. Microwave-Fu is much more complex than you think.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54f28afe6368725b1afb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can I show a nightmare fuel now?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f28b066368723973510e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28aaa6368726548d10200#post_54f28aaa6368726548d10200\r\nSet that Wave to 5:00 and watch as God does his magic! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f28b096368722e1ec60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28afe6368725b1afb0500#post_54f28afe6368725b1afb0500\r\nSpoiler it tho","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f28b146368720e18731000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28aaa6368726548d10200#post_54f28aaa6368726548d10200\r\nI'm from the south. Learning how to cook is mandatory.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f28b186368720134240500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28afe6368725b1afb0500#post_54f28afe6368725b1afb0500\r\nGive it yo best shot!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f28b336368720fff050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b146368720e18731000#post_54f28b146368720e18731000\r\nI'M A REBEL \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f28b856368721f42d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b096368722e1ec60a00#post_54f28b096368722e1ec60a00\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b186368720134240500#post_54f28b186368720134240500\r\nIt's a video, but if you don't watch the whole thing, yer a wimp.\r\n\"Nightmare Fuel\":https://youtube.com/watch?v=burORQDUmPg","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f28ba963687235f4521200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b146368720e18731000#post_54f28b146368720e18731000\r\nQuestion. Southern USA?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54f28bd36368723973920e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28ba963687235f4521200#post_54f28ba963687235f4521200\r\nYes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f28bef63687229f7c51800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b856368721f42d60000#post_54f28b856368721f42d60000\r\n*reads title of video*\r\n\r\nI'm a wimp, fcuk this","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f28c2b636872522c080a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b856368721f42d60000#post_54f28b856368721f42d60000\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28bef63687229f7c51800#post_54f28bef63687229f7c51800\r\n\"wuh bou dis\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f28c4f6368720b45ab1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thanks! Let's try this then...\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/powerpuff/images/a/a9/Princess-pic.png/revision/latest?cb=20130517082820! !http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/218/e/0/opal__aka_opalescence__mlp_fim_by_atomicgreymon-d3gsxji.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nOtherwise just this: Pretty scary though.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://funny-pics.co/wp-content/uploads/Adorable-kitten-445x446.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"54d632cc636872021e9f1d00"},{"id":"54f28c53636872040c300e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f2897163687253898e0d00#post_54f2897163687253898e0d00\r\nSo in order to cook you have to write a thesis and then do large scale testing upon the thesis then put it before to be peer reviewed?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f28c6463687253890b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28bd36368723973920e00#post_54f28bd36368723973920e00\r\nOh. Do you mind if I ask? have you had dealings with fundamentalists?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28b856368721f42d60000#post_54f28b856368721f42d60000\r\nWow I'm desensitized. That wasn't that bad.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54f28c906368726de61c1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28c6463687253890b0e00#post_54f28c6463687253890b0e00\r\nI tried.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f28cad6368724b7a6a1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy shit I am really nervous HELP WHAT DO I DO.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"54f28cb06368721f96480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yuck. gore is just passe.\r\n","author":"54d632cc636872021e9f1d00"},{"id":"54f28cbd6368727812110500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope Pegasus' watching my link.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f28cdf6368727c83a50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f28cad6368724b7a6a1500#post_54f28cad6368724b7a6a1500\r\nSumthing.\r\nWELLCOME TO THE TIME WASTING THREAD, WHERE ANYTHING GOES.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}