time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4456.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f907066368724bd90d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As a Person that lives in the US I would like to visit \r\n!http://www.strangebusiness.com/images/content/151962.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f907236368724ce4770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/32987170352987661/4C021C523BB733FE72FE0557CA32DFB69D7F1070/!\r\n\"When espionage fails, you need a backup plan.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f9072d6368725135d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f906f5636872523af20000#post_54f906f5636872523af20000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9067163687250e3170100#post_54f9067163687250e3170100\r\n\"Atheist Corn on the cob\" [/bq]\r\n\"I don't believe it's corn\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f9075a636872514e620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f906c46368724d984b0000#post_54f906c46368724d984b0000\r\nBut that's Salt?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f90772636872514e6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f906bb6368724bcd910000#post_54f906bb6368724bcd910000\r\n\"Do you have a mustache\"\r\n\"Do mustaches even exist\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f9079463687250e36d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9075a636872514e620000#post_54f9075a636872514e620000\r\nIt's like salt made of water!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f907ec6368724dfae50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/715282797750244968/47717F5206111117B144092A46022F65740692B7/637x358.resizedimage!\r\n\"Dogs of War\":http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=399041008&searchtext","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f907f66368722cbb020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9072d6368725135d30100#post_54f9072d6368725135d30100\r\n*My Sides!*\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/4a1172efa7827b03868815d27af263e1/tumblr_n0759c3Phb1sjk7feo1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f9081d63687251e09a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, I sometimes wonder whether God takes potty breaks.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54f908396368724dcf590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9081d63687251e09a0000#post_54f9081d63687251e09a0000\r\n...\r\nRain = Piss\r\nThen what is shit?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f9085b6368725185560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908396368724dcf590000#post_54f908396368724dcf590000\r\nPlanets","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f9087f6368724d7e390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9085b6368725185560100#post_54f9085b6368725185560100\r\n_Dear God, stop_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f908966368724e0bd90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908396368724dcf590000#post_54f908396368724dcf590000\r\nH2O","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f908be63687251bbb50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9087f6368724d7e390100#post_54f9087f6368724d7e390100\r\nGas giants are farts","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f908be6368724dfa550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9085b6368725185560100#post_54f9085b6368725185560100\r\n*OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f908ef6368724fbcc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908be63687251bbb50100#post_54f908be63687251bbb50100\r\nSo a Star like our Sun is essentially God farts.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f908f56368724fd7010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/3336344260619584177/5FDC1C19F94EF404C005F6B65E83122B680237CE/!\r\n\"Sometimes you must fight fire with fire.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f909006368725299210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I missed the obvious joke here:\r\nFundamentalist butter: \"I can't believe it's not butter\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54f909426368725d820c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908f56368724fd7010100#post_54f908f56368724fd7010100\r\nYeah Pokemon taught me that.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f909556368725d9a130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f907f66368722cbb020000#post_54f907f66368722cbb020000\r\n[gavin screaming externally]\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ldqPRfC.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f9098c6368726057140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/25092291643198945/96EF5EDC98ED1B426AD8BD43D840D50585040DC7/268x268.resizedimage!\r\n\"How do ya like your eggs?\"\r\nWith some goggles on them.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f909a363687260cb0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908ef6368724fbcc20100#post_54f908ef6368724fbcc20100\r\nGod farts on fire.\r\nWhich is why it's warm.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54f909ba6368725ca83b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9098c6368726057140000#post_54f9098c6368726057140000\r\nYou spelled Goggles wrong.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f909f76368726042490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f909ba6368725ca83b0000#post_54f909ba6368725ca83b0000\r\nI spell shits wrong sometime.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f909fc6368725e180d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908be6368724dfa550100#post_54f908be6368724dfa550100\r\nI'm pretty sure there's a legend that some Japanese island is goddess poop. And the island is actually named poop. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f908ef6368724fbcc20100#post_54f908ef6368724fbcc20100\r\nYes. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f909006368725299210100#post_54f909006368725299210100\r\n!vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/greecity/images/0/0c/Jontron_kiss.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131119135357!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}