time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4544.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fe5b3563687208c1ec0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe59e263687258a8b80a00#post_54fe59e263687258a8b80a00\r\nNo\r\nNO\r\nthen I'd be Satsuki \r\nAnd I'd love monster boys","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe5b5a63687236fbb23c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5b286368720511da0800#post_54fe5b286368720511da0800\r\nBoner achieved.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5b736368723be5690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5ac26368725607420100#post_54fe5ac26368725607420100\r\nIf magic existed, I would leave this planet and live on the moon.\r\nWhile the world goes war crazy with each other, I'll be safe on the moon.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe5b78636872696a473f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5afe6368722ba2f81000#post_54fe5afe6368722ba2f81000\r\nI'm my own master now. Peasant.\r\n!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/067/9/e/bladewolf_by_puppy_chow-d5xf7gp.jpg!\r\n\r\nNow bend over. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5b8f6368721276431100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, what would happen if everyone on this planet suddenly changed gender?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe5ba7636872397ac04900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5b8f6368721276431100#post_54fe5b8f6368721276431100\r\nProbably would still be here doing SHIT. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5bb96368725d0a0e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5b5a63687236fbb23c00#post_54fe5b5a63687236fbb23c00\r\nI just randomly got super horny when I got to bed, and I have no idea","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe5bda63687232d19a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5bb96368725d0a0e0b00#post_54fe5bb96368725d0a0e0b00\r\nThat normally only happens to me when I wake up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5bdc6368726184223f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll build some sort of canine power armor and equip it to Hans. A new hero is born!\r\nDer Panzerhund!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe5be86368723be5d70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5b8f6368721276431100#post_54fe5b8f6368721276431100\r\nI'd be the hardest girl to get..","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe5bea6368726164d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5bb96368725d0a0e0b00#post_54fe5bb96368725d0a0e0b00\r\nYou're are always horny when you get home! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5c016368721841b51200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5bdc6368726184223f00#post_54fe5bdc6368726184223f00\r\nWho is this Hans!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5c086368722eda552200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5bda63687232d19a0300#post_54fe5bda63687232d19a0300\r\nIts called morning wood!\r\n\r\nYOU GET AN F-! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5cc5636872426ba32500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5c086368722eda552200#post_54fe5c086368722eda552200\r\nIcky story ahead.\r\n[spoiler]The first morning after I got my piercing, I had the most painful boner you could ever imagine. So I go to the bathroom and take off the condom and there's a shit ton of blood coagulated. So I end up having to take a cold shower to clean the blood and calm my hard-on.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5d236368725c65490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5cc5636872426ba32500#post_54fe5cc5636872426ba32500\r\nAnd this is why I will never get a dick piercing. \r\n\r\nAnd tell the next guy to not do it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe5d526368722eda852200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5cc5636872426ba32500#post_54fe5cc5636872426ba32500\r\nWhy would you do that?!\r\nWHY?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe5d606368723753d05000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5cc5636872426ba32500#post_54fe5cc5636872426ba32500\r\nI was hoping that icky story would end better\r\n\r\nOh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe5d9963687221bc210c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d236368725c65490500#post_54fe5d236368725c65490500\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d526368722eda852200#post_54fe5d526368722eda852200\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d606368723753d05000#post_54fe5d606368723753d05000\r\nHey in the long run it had a happy ending. I love my dick, so I put a ring on it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5da6636872477ed90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5cc5636872426ba32500#post_54fe5cc5636872426ba32500\r\nI'm going to pretend that I did not read this.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe5dea63687205113b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5c016368721841b51200#post_54fe5c016368721841b51200\r\nHe's my dog, yo.\r\n\r\nLiterally.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe5e056368720511590900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d9963687221bc210c00#post_54fe5d9963687221bc210c00\r\nSo you're engaged with your own dick?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe5e266368725c4ee01500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d9963687221bc210c00#post_54fe5d9963687221bc210c00\r\nI also love your dick\r\n\r\nSo can I put a ring on you?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe5e3f6368723be5860500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5e056368720511590900#post_54fe5e056368720511590900\r\nNaaaah. He's just a good friend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe5e48636872696ae53f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I own an old piece of armor so I can wear it in the uni.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fe5e4a636872754dae0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe5d9963687221bc210c00#post_54fe5d9963687221bc210c00\r\nCongratulations. \r\n\r\n*Your Dick will remember this","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}