time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/461.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53912b2d6368724be8a90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1551607/monster-hunter-plesioth-o.gif!\r\nLet's go fishing on the lake, guys.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53912b876368720c9de20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912b2d6368724be8a90400#post_53912b2d6368724be8a90400\r\nOH. Dinosaurs. I thought you were planning to Fredo one of us.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53912bc36368724b64be0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912b876368720c9de20200#post_53912b876368720c9de20200\r\nDo you have a harpoon?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53912c166368723e59390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912bc36368724b64be0400#post_53912bc36368724b64be0400\r\nOf course I have a harpoon. What sort of lunatic leaves the house without at least seven harpoons?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53912d516368724b01ee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912c166368723e59390000#post_53912c166368723e59390000\r\nGood. You will need them for our fishing trip. I have a fishing rod and a goliath frog for bait.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53912e076368724be8e80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912d516368724b01ee0400#post_53912d516368724b01ee0400\r\nWe might need something a little heavier just in case, or you know, if we think it would be funny. I'll bring the stinger missile launcher, the Barret 50. cal and ohhhh... lets bring the mingun. You know, in case we want to hunt some ducks as well.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53912e57636872750f2e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912e076368724be8e80500#post_53912e076368724be8e80500\r\nWe're hunting a Plesioth, a 20-30 meter-long aquatic wyvern.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53912e7b6368723313c80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912e57636872750f2e0200#post_53912e57636872750f2e0200\r\nBetter have a few tactical napalm strikes on stand by then.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53912ec7636872327dce0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912e7b6368723313c80300#post_53912e7b6368723313c80300\r\nOK.\r\n\r\n*Casts rod into water*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53912ef16368723e59bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone else takes showers to just to feel _fresher_?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53912f326368724acd700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912ef16368723e59bd0100#post_53912ef16368723e59bd0100\r\nOh my god yes, yeeeees!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53912f4c6368724a83f60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912ef16368723e59bd0100#post_53912ef16368723e59bd0100\r\n\r\nYep","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53912f7d6368720a62aa0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912f326368724acd700500#post_53912f326368724acd700500\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912f4c6368724a83f60500#post_53912f4c6368724a83f60500\r\nGood to know I'm not the only one.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53912fc26368720a62d60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912ef16368723e59bd0100#post_53912ef16368723e59bd0100\r\n\r\n\r\nsometimes i dont even take showers\r\n\r\nmy record is 3 days without taking one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53912fd06368720a62dc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912f7d6368720a62aa0600#post_53912f7d6368720a62aa0600\r\n\r\nNope, you are not alone c:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53912ff36368720c9da70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912fc26368720a62d60600#post_53912fc26368720a62d60600\r\nThat's disgusting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5391306a6368724aa8960600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912ec7636872327dce0300#post_53912ec7636872327dce0300\r\nI should probably do what I do on every fishing trip then. *cracks open a beer*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539130766368721cc41d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53912ff36368720c9da70400#post_53912ff36368720c9da70400\r\n\r\n\r\nhey, if not going out in public, why waste water.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539130946368724ba1730600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391306a6368724aa8960600#post_5391306a6368724aa8960600\r\nI have a bite!\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/734cc526720f048e3b2848066c5fb478/tumblr_mlsicwSgnE1r5n0t0o1_500.jpg!\r\nNOW FUCKING HARPOON IT!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539130c16368724b2a7c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539130766368721cc41d0500#post_539130766368721cc41d0500\r\nBecause hygiene...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539130e96368725605b00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539130946368724ba1730600#post_539130946368724ba1730600\r\n*THROWS ALL OF THE HARPOONS*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5391313b63687279d7220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539130e96368725605b00400#post_539130e96368725605b00400\r\nGreat! Do you have any Thunder element weapons?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391314f6368723fd04d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539130c16368724b2a7c0700#post_539130c16368724b2a7c0700\r\n\r\n\r\nits not like not taking a bath for 1 or 2 days is gonna kill me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391315c6368725dfcd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391313b63687279d7220300#post_5391313b63687279d7220300\r\n...that would have been useful to know before hand.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539131c46368725c3d040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391315c6368725dfcd40100#post_5391315c6368725dfcd40100\r\nThen go to my house and get a Khezu Shock Sword.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}