time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/469.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53938b896368724aff0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938aca6368724c5eeb0000#post_53938aca6368724c5eeb0000\r\n\r\nLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53938c3c636872488a3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what sucks?  What made this week the worst week I've had in a while?  It wasn't that I got behind on my schoolwork, they fucked up my financial aid and I had to get it fixed, that the school jobs are filled, that my old computer died and I had to get a new one(although I like my new one a lot). . . . . Rather, all my 768 gb of pictures only(no video) porn accidentally got deleted and that I can't recover the files and have tried.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53938d206368724b475e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%202.jpg!\r\n!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%203.jpg!\r\n!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%20234.jpg!\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/68123c816efd5f95836485ad2803558a/tumblr_n68ghyaJx61r1mpi1o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/facebook-fail.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53938d336368724aff560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938c3c636872488a3c0100#post_53938c3c636872488a3c0100\r\n_*SON OF A BITCH!!!!*_\r\n!http://ponyfac.es/content/faces/96a66f73.png!\r\n_*NOT THE FUCKING PORN!!!!*_\r\n\r\nBut seriously though that does suck.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53938e5f6368724cafe50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_(In the gayest voice possible)_\r\nGuess who just got back from his daaaaaaate?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53938e916368724c05c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Bacteria have been created that can produce biofuels.\":http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-genetically-engineered-bacteria-eats-grass-poops-out-biofuel ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53938f32636872516a980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938e5f6368724cafe50100#post_53938e5f6368724cafe50100\r\nYou're date did?\r\n\r\n\r\n_*ZIIIIINNNNNNNNNG!!!!*_\r\n\r\nNo but seriously how'd it go! :3","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53938fc06368724b474b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938f32636872516a980100#post_53938f32636872516a980100\r\nIt was nice. We had a light lunch. We talked.\r\n[spoiler]We kissed[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53938ffa6368724a7b130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, you guys ready for a super personal question? I'm bored and I feel like asking them. This is for dudes.\r\n\r\nHave any of you ever tried to [spoiler]suck your own dick?[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5393902463687249125d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nI wish I could. Even being able to lick my tip would be a great achievement.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539390356368724912620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938fc06368724b474b0200#post_53938fc06368724b474b0200\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! Congrats!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nNOPE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393909263687250164a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nI've gone as far as licking the tip but my flexibility has limits.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539391136368724ed6df0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\n\"Relevant\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9wzX1Jc73I","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539391536368724c05690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938d206368724b475e0100#post_53938d206368724b475e0100\r\nDuct tape bandit... what was he 'thinking'?\r\n\r\nAnd woman glued to toilet? How?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539394666368724a2f8c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"After reading about the progress of the mammoth revival, finding out about biofuel-producing bacteria, and reading about the damage that global warming is doing right now, and the fact that Europe is running out of fossil fuels, and that sea levels are guaranteed to rise 10 feet, and finally the fact that the Pacific Ocean is now acidic enough to dissolve sea snail shells, I have an announcement for the entire world.\r\n\r\nWelcome to the future.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539395c56368724a7b390400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I did something today that I haven't done in months. ~(And maybe half a whole year now)~\r\n\r\nI actually picked up a pencil and paper, and started drawing.\r\n\r\nI've forgotten how orgasmic brushing led against paper felt to me, feeling intoned with ones mined, the vibration of feeling you're pencil brush up and down on the white canvas as you're imagination creats reality, opportunity, tranquility and peace of my heart.\r\n\r\n ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539396306368724caf7e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539395c56368724a7b390400#post_539395c56368724a7b390400\r\n:)","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53939647636872516a090400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539395c56368724a7b390400#post_539395c56368724a7b390400\r\nRight on Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939a076368726db70d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939647636872516a090400#post_53939647636872516a090400\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539396306368724caf7e0400#post_539396306368724caf7e0400\r\nArt is literally is my favorite thing to do!\r\n\r\nI haven't really drawn in awhile. My dumbass lack of confidence got in the way.\r\n\r\nBut recently I've been getting older and discarding all those \"You cant do it\" feeling I used to have.\r\n\r\nPlus I've been having lots of inspiration again! it's been so long since I haven't ragequited while drawing and actually drawn something I'm happy with.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53939b976368726c9c870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939a076368726db70d0000#post_53939a076368726db70d0000\r\nYou go girl!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939be36368726a048f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\n[bq=\"ThatRandomGuy42\"]Ok, you guys ready for a super personal question? I'm bored and I feel like asking them. This is for dudes.\r\n\r\nHave any of you ever tried to [spoiler]suck your own dick?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\n[spoiler] Yes, most shocking, I still can [/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53939c036368726abea50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939be36368726a048f0000#post_53939be36368726a048f0000\r\n...Sexy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939c346368726a44c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\n[bq=\"ThatRandomGuy42\"]Ok, you guys ready for a super personal question? I'm bored and I feel like asking them. This is for dudes.\r\n\r\nHave any of you ever tried to [spoiler]suck your own dick?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nI cannot respond to this question.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"53939cbe6368726a966b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939c036368726abea50000#post_53939c036368726abea50000\r\n\r\nEasy girl...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939c346368726a44c50000#post_53939c346368726a44c50000\r\n\r\nEven then, I wouldn't encourage someone to find out","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53939d0d6368726a52800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939cbe6368726a966b0100#post_53939cbe6368726a966b0100\r\nOh come on. I don't bite.\r\n_Much._","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}