time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4758.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5508c614636872602c0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c5ad6368726155780700#post_5508c5ad6368726155780700\r\nyou got handcuffed with Chris and Sheva.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508c62463687214f6320b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c5b16368724567010500#post_5508c5b16368724567010500\r\nIdk, some rivalry thing.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5508c62f6368726084f00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Prior to him, I would be handcuffed to myself in The Escapists\r\n\r\nSeems appropriate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5508c6d86368726918c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c614636872602c0c0000#post_5508c614636872602c0c0000\r\nWell they're basically already handcuffed together! \r\nBaddum tish","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508c7cb6368726a71190500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c62463687214f6320b00#post_5508c62463687214f6320b00\r\n\"Found it\":http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex_health/2010/02/the_little_princes_of_denmark.html\r\n\r\nBut i also found \"this\":http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/the-smaller-the-better-size-of-a-mans-testicles-is-linked-to-his-parenting-skills-8805576.html\r\n\r\n\r\nOh well.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/17/429944__solo_twilight+sparkle_suggestive_twiface_expand+dong_fash%27ems_small+balls.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508c89e63687236869c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3431aff159f9b36ec4c0cf642c937528/tumblr_na2jvfwHwS1rb9fwvo1_1280.gif!\r\n\r\nYou have Angered Grandma Swamp! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508c9106368721801a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c89e63687236869c0000#post_5508c89e63687236869c0000\r\nWait what the fuck is this?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508c9526368722f861e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c9106368721801a70100#post_5508c9106368721801a70100\r\nThis was when they were doing TURTLE WEEK!\r\n\r\nThey were playing some shitty Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Kinnect Game!\r\n\r\n*GO WATCH IT! ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508c9636368720350e41000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c89e63687236869c0000#post_5508c89e63687236869c0000\r\n\r\nMy full is mind of fuck","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508c96b6368721cfd4c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now the waiting game","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508c9c6636872751c790300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c9636368720350e41000#post_5508c9636368720350e41000\r\nYou fuck mind is full!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c96b6368721cfd4c0500#post_5508c96b6368721cfd4c0500\r\n*Elevator Music plays* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508c9cf63687213954a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/8/84/CamelRex.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508ca9d6368726155920800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/kh/medium/5ppnmpsc.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cae563687270d65c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c9cf63687213954a0500#post_5508c9cf63687213954a0500\r\nJesus!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ca9d6368726155920800#post_5508ca9d6368726155920800\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ca9d6368726155920800#post_5508ca9d6368726155920800\r\nSea Dog! He so cute and squishy! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508cb2b6368727cc3c30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ca9d6368726155920800#post_5508ca9d6368726155920800\r\nI wish to be either a seal or an otter in my next life. \r\n\r\nNow to try and figure out if reincarnation is real. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508cb94636872215a270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c89e63687236869c0000#post_5508c89e63687236869c0000\r\nOk I just watched that.\r\n\"IT'S JUST LIKE THE PREDATOR!\"","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508cbb86368722e296e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cb2b6368727cc3c30500#post_5508cb2b6368727cc3c30500\r\nI'm hoping reincarnation exists.\r\nI want my _atman_ to stay on this planet, and learn about what happens to it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508cbbe636872215a3f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c40163687213c5320200#post_5508c40163687213c5320200\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508be7e6368727184740200#post_5508be7e6368727184740200\r\nSoos or the girl(?) ? [/bq]\r\nSoos. I cannot tell genders over the internet at all XD\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c4176368727cc3790400#post_5508c4176368727cc3790400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]>You are now handcuffed to the main character of the last video game you played.\r\n\r\nHow fucked are you?[/bq]\r\nI'm handcuffed to May (OR/AS). Don't ask why I'm playing as May, I have no idea either.\r\n\r\n-But this is definitely my idea of a good thing if you ask me-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508cbd263687262e46a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cb2b6368727cc3c30500#post_5508cb2b6368727cc3c30500\r\nI wish to be a slav in my next life\r\n\r\n!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/na/medium/sjmcuyvs.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cc096368727888340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508c96b6368721cfd4c0500#post_5508c96b6368721cfd4c0500\r\nwhat are you waiting for?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5508cc5463687203502b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cbbe636872215a3f0200#post_5508cbbe636872215a3f0200\r\nWell I am the girl(?)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cbb86368722e296e0800#post_5508cbb86368722e296e0800\r\nI just want to swim around and be super cute and fuck up penguins","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508cc8c6368726a717c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cb94636872215a270200#post_5508cb94636872215a270200\r\nI remembered in the Hulk Kinect game, Pat was too short to play this game, the device thinking Woolie's still playing.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5508ccc76368722546250a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cc096368727888340200#post_5508cc096368727888340200\r\nHe's waiting for someone to make Miia","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508cce46368721892c60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cc096368727888340200#post_5508cc096368727888340200\r\nMiia","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508ccf2636872751c150400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ccc76368722546250a00#post_5508ccc76368722546250a00\r\nHey","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"}]}