time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4856.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550ee0596368721b81c80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550edd10636872454b700b00#post_550edd10636872454b700b00\r\n25 dollars new now. \r\n9 dollars used now.\r\nAnd that is on Amazon.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550ee0bd6368726bda550f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"More forms to fill.\r\n\r\nWoohoo.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550ee48c6368721b81130700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently markiplier had to head to the hospital for some reason.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550ee4bb63687235f0040800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ecfc763687273c81c0e00#post_550ecfc763687273c81c0e00\r\nYesss\r\nI honestly just want to do the startup sequence\r\n\r\nOoh, and how cool would it be if An emergency self destruct button was behind glass and you had to smash down to press it\r\n\r\nOf course that would be dangerous and hard to replace so there would be a kit and instructions on how to make sugar glass to put in the panel","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550eeb6c6368724317050c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone want a Boomerang\r\n!http://students.depaul.edu/~jcovell/PS3%20Controller.jpg!\r\n\r\nGod imagine if Sony did make this for a controller.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550eec8163687224e8660e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550eeb6c6368724317050c00#post_550eeb6c6368724317050c00\r\nIt looks like a two sided dildo.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550eecee63687263d6f51000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550eec8163687224e8660e00#post_550eec8163687224e8660e00\r\nOr a Boomerang.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550eee0a6368726bda1d1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550eecee63687263d6f51000#post_550eecee63687263d6f51000\r\nDildos are funner","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550eee40636872244e241700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Found this thing\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCHKxwu8V0","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"550eee716368722632de1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550eee0a6368726bda1d1100#post_550eee0a6368726bda1d1100\r\nDildos won't come back when you throw them.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550eef0c6368727b4bee0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111118857/4265083-hercule.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"550ef0fd63687237833c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need to sleep now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550ef28c636872646a500500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2015/3/22/854941__safe_animated_smile_looking+at+you_griffon_fluffy_writing_artist-colon-assasinmonkey.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550ef6d763687250fb900a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have I been argumentative lately?  Someone said that I was.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550ef70b636872646aca0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550eee716368722632de1d00#post_550eee716368722632de1d00\r\nThe will if they really love you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550ef75c636872244ef71900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ef6d763687250fb900a00#post_550ef6d763687250fb900a00\r\nYeah","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550ef9ba636872173e8b1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ef75c636872244ef71900#post_550ef75c636872244ef71900\r\n\"No I'm not.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550efb8f6368726ba0770f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ef9ba636872173e8b1f00#post_550ef9ba636872173e8b1f00\r\nYes","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550efc496368726056bd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Avengersssssss_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550efc6a6368722633610600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efb8f6368726ba0770f00#post_550efb8f6368726ba0770f00\r\n\"I'm sorry is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550efd156368726867140f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efc6a6368722633610600#post_550efc6a6368722633610600\r\nIn 4 minutes it will be ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550efdb36368726bda5e1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efd156368726867140f00#post_550efd156368726867140f00\r\n*ding*\r\nThank you!  Good morning.  Sorry the five minutes is up.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550efdd06368723d14c61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efdb36368726bda5e1300#post_550efdb36368726bda5e1300\r\nHappy new year","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550efdd36368724317031000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efc6a6368722633610600#post_550efc6a6368722633610600\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efd156368726867140f00#post_550efd156368726867140f00\r\nLook, this isn't an argument. Its just contradiction.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"550efeae6368724eedf40d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550efdd36368724317031000#post_550efdd36368724317031000\r\nSorry; I'm not allowed to argue with you anymore.  If you want me to go on arguing you'll have to pay for another five minutes.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}