time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5011.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551788626368720c76b70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517873b6368723b42c70400#post_5517873b6368723b42c70400\r\nHow eldritch we talking here?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551789316368720d05c71500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Suspicious of google.\r\nSuspicious of people who otherwise say \"let the people decide\" wanting gooe to start measuring truth.\r\nSounds like a bad idea considering how political google has been lately","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55178a526368720ebc140600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"King of the Squirrels Returns\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xX5LANn5Y","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55178b406368723b42830500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551788626368720c76b70b00#post_551788626368720c76b70b00\r\nWalk into big empty chamber with nothing but a closed door on the opposite side of entrance, and what appears to be a big offering container in the middle\r\nRandom moving void thingy occasionally moves across the door\r\nI've seen one of these before in a random graveyard, and kept my distance then\r\nI walk over to the door and let the void touch me this time\r\nWhen it touches me I'm suddenly lifted into the air, and a giant hand is holding me\r\nThere is a giant creature in the room, attached to the ceiling, and it does \"something\" to me, takes away most of life, drops me, and the fall damage kills me\r\n\r\nThis thing was bigger than anything in this game, it's arms and hands were like tree roots, but I never saw it's head\r\n\r\nI went back to get my stuff I lost, and the thing is gone, but the void thing is still appearing in front of the door","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55178ba563687203bcd00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going off now. We're going to do the thing.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55178bad6368726d59d00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178b406368723b42830500#post_55178b406368723b42830500\r\nSpooky.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55178c1363687224a84b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178ba563687203bcd00500#post_55178ba563687203bcd00500\r\nSomething?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55178c526368726cef850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178b406368723b42830500#post_55178b406368723b42830500\r\nThat's fking spooky, m8","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55178cc1636872674b470f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also I'm in a church\r\n\r\n!http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr1/mariomarc/20150328_222452_zpswfpiudmj.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\nTHE FUCK ARE THOSE","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55178cde6368720d90201000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178b406368723b42830500#post_55178b406368723b42830500\r\nHave you seen the big ass spider on the clocktower yet or did they just have that in the beta?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55178d3463687224d69f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178cc1636872674b470f00#post_55178cc1636872674b470f00\r\n-Yer gotta get a bj in the game-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55178d4d6368720d90551000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178cde6368720d90201000#post_55178cde6368720d90201000\r\nI read a note about a spider\r\nI assume it still exists","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55178da263687266ddac0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178cc1636872674b470f00#post_55178cc1636872674b470f00\r\n those are cthuloids. I will accept no other answer. \r\n\r\nAlso is that the sword/rapier that turns into a hammer?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55178dd363687263a2da1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://files1.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_122/1223305/pizza-pops-baby-600-21628.jpg!\r\nPop your Hunger!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55178e0163687266ddc00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178d4d6368720d90551000#post_55178d4d6368720d90551000\r\n[spoiler]!i.imgur.com/Kzhp8vc.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nAnd with the vague knowledge I have of the bloodborne lore, that thing _may_ have started out as a human","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55178e456368722e09150a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178da263687266ddac0300#post_55178da263687266ddac0300\r\nYes\r\nIt is super rad\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178e0163687266ddc00300#post_55178e0163687266ddc00300\r\nHave not seen that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55178ec9636872100d670d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The headlight of my car fell off.\r\nI _may_ have hit another car by accident.\r\n\r\nBut it was so slow! The other car barely had a scratch!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55178f3d63687263a2341700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ignore this post :P","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55178f4a6368724f42670200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178e456368722e09150a00#post_55178e456368722e09150a00\r\nUUUUUUUUU\r\nI NEED BLOODBORNE\r\nIT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55178f846368726cef6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178dd363687263a2da1600#post_55178dd363687263a2da1600\r\nech, more like pop the squirts","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517909f636872468b2b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Only thing I have a problem with in this game is the load time\r\nEverytime I travel between the hub area and the main game, or die and respawn, it's like a minute of loading","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551790e56368724daad40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517909f636872468b2b0400#post_5517909f636872468b2b0400\r\nThat's what Skyrim feels like.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551791006368724517d30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55178f846368726cef6c0100#post_55178f846368726cef6c0100\r\n\"Don't do it man!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQTw3_FaU0","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5517915c6368726cefd20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what's the worst?\r\nSpontaneous nosebleeds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551791e3636872081ec40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551791006368724517d30b00#post_551791006368724517d30b00\r\nwhat the fuck voice acting was that\r\n\r\nthe second dude sounded like he was about to bust a nut","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}