time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5189.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552202fa6368726cb8ab1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522027b63687256f25f1000#post_5522027b63687256f25f1000\r\nBut how can that be when there are 365 days in a year?\r\n\r\nCheckm8 atheists","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522038e63687221cc4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really don't want to work tomorrow\r\nI want to take the holiday\r\n\r\nWould it be wrong to fake sick\r\n\r\nObviously it's morally wrong\r\nshush","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552203dc636872202a660500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552202fa6368726cb8ab1300#post_552202fa6368726cb8ab1300\r\nThat's not how it works and you know it.\r\n\r\nIn other news, who watches Element Animations?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55220413636872331a1b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522038e63687221cc4a0500#post_5522038e63687221cc4a0500\r\nTut tut \r\nNaughty\r\n\r\n(Says the jobless asshole who hasn't done anything productive all week)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5522048e636872051ce30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522038e63687221cc4a0500#post_5522038e63687221cc4a0500\r\nYes. Very wrong. I'm appalled you would even consider it. Shamefur dispray. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522060e63687207e2000800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Porn!\r\nWhy you do this to me?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552206b963687257e8340400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522060e63687207e2000800#post_5522060e63687207e2000800\r\nLay off on the porn for a bit. XD","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"552206ea63687220d0990700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522060e63687207e2000800#post_5522060e63687207e2000800\r\nQuit whining. Your aching wrist and sore dong will appease the sacred porn gnome!\r\n\r\n!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/6/3/54363.jpg?v=1!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522086f636872780cbd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...God, I'm so bored. (Why? I have ultraman nexus now! I could play Kirby! Or Mario & Luigi!)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55220cd463687220d07e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really want to fake sick tomorrow","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55220d186368725b3ca50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55220cd463687220d07e0a00#post_55220cd463687220d07e0a00\r\nWhy fake? Go lick random things outside and you won't have to.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522113e63687260ce3a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided that I'm going to go mainstream as fuck. (Because why not?)\r\n\r\nSoon. Kill la kill. Attack on titan.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5522124f636872331adc1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522113e63687260ce3a0600#post_5522113e63687260ce3a0600\r\nI'd watch Attack on Titan first.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5522125c636872331ae31600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"According to the internet, Finns believe Finland is heaven on earth.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5522132c6368726848950400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522124f636872331adc1600#post_5522124f636872331adc1600\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522113e63687260ce3a0600#post_5522113e63687260ce3a0600\r\nI'd watch Attack on Titan first.[/bq]\r\n!i.imgur.com/hPlo6VE.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552214536368720bb9730600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522125c636872331ae31600#post_5522125c636872331ae31600\r\nReally? All i've ever seen finns do is complaining about how crappy things are here.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552214bd6368722d31e30900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552214536368720bb9730600#post_552214536368720bb9730600\r\nWell, I see husbands complain about their marriages but have been together for like 60 years.\r\nMaybe it's like that?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"552215a563687221b8dd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post posting\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521e1096368723c93811a00#post_5521e1096368723c93811a00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Best cyborg.\r\n[spoiler]!http://gelbooru.com//images/c4/ef/c4ef6ef7cb88e5b2a87c3c47f3a0b020.jpg![/spoiler][/bq]\r\n_ahem_\r\n[spoiler]!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nichijou/images/7/79/Nanokey.png/revision/latest?cb=20110706061535![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521e766636872780cb80000#post_5521e766636872780cb80000\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdns9al3Eu1r621gdo1_500.gif![/bq]\r\nSomeone posting Nichijou in my absence :D\r\n\r\nYou please me, my child :3\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521f27e6368725321820000#post_5521f27e6368725321820000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]That moment when you want to fart but pooped instead.\r\n\r\nNo... This did not happen to me. I don't take those risks.[/bq]\r\n_Suuuuure_ it didn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521f6c6636872152ed00200#post_5521f6c6636872152ed00200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]So I have a confession to make.\r\n[spoiler]When I was a kid, I used to get freaked the fuck out by Elmo.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nMy childhood \"fear\" (in quotes because it wasn't much of a fear) was the crescent moon: it reminded me too much of the Cheshire Cat. I wasn't scared of the Cheshire Cat, nor the moon itself. It just creeped me out that the crescent moon beared resemblance to his smile.\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521fab26368720e86310f00#post_5521fab26368720e86310f00\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/2s/medium/z9eqawqd.jpg![/bq]\r\nWHY","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5522161463687260ce400800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552215a563687221b8dd0100#post_552215a563687221b8dd0100\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]post posting\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5521e1096368723c93811a00#post_5521e1096368723c93811a00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Best cyborg.\r\n[spoiler]!http://gelbooru.com//images/c4/ef/c4ef6ef7cb88e5b2a87c3c47f3a0b020.jpg![/spoiler][/bq]\r\n_ahem_\r\n[spoiler]!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nichijou/images/7/79/Nanokey.png/revision/latest?cb=20110706061535![/spoiler]\r\n[/bq]\r\nehem\r\n[spoiler]!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131231095447/teentitans/images/c/c6/Cyborg-teen-titans2.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5522165463687257e8c70900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552215a563687221b8dd0100#post_552215a563687221b8dd0100\r\nNano-chan isn't a cyborg. She's an android.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5522172e63687207e2941300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130208041321/onepunchman/images/6/60/Cyborg_body.png!\r\nForgetting someone?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552217ac63687207e2401400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522172e63687207e2941300#post_5522172e63687207e2941300\r\nAgain, Franky is the OG cyborg. And Franky built himself.\r\nAnd Franky runs on COLA.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552217c863687222d1f61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Ehem!!http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2013/04/21/77219/89ef1362c722755f6b60634b68d6af0a.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522172e63687207e2941300#post_5522172e63687207e2941300\r\n~You win~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552218116368722d31380c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552217ac63687207e2401400#post_552217ac63687207e2401400\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/nemusoku/imgs/7/1/71fdbb19.jpg!\r\nForgot about these guys. (Though one of them technically isn't a cyborg.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5522181f636872331a371d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522172e63687207e2941300#post_5522172e63687207e2941300\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130208041321/onepunchman/images/6/60/Cyborg_body.png!\r\nForgetting someone?[/bq]\r\n@THANKS@\r\n@I WAS WAITING FOR THAT CYBORG@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}