time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/521.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539cf43063687238426d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf41463687238350b0100#post_539cf41463687238350b0100\r\n.....Why?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539cf43263687237a6b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf3b56368723880770100#post_539cf3b56368723880770100\r\nWrong. It's either Maud, Cadance or Twilight.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf43063687238426d0100#post_539cf43063687238426d0100\r\nWhy not? ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539cf44563687237bf330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf3a163687238f04b0100#post_539cf3a163687238f04b0100\r\n\r\nFair enough, though I can't imagine that the government would look kindly to you opening up a portal to Equestria, then again, they might fund it if they found some benefits. \r\n\r\nBut overall, we can safely say Equestria's going to be overwhelmed if we do move in isn't it? \r\n\r\nI mean our sheer population size would pretty much dwarf Equestria's, I mean the entire brony population. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"539cf4bb636872169f190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh right and we also have a lot of people who eat meat and stuff, wait do we need to bring our own cattle into Equestria? \r\n\r\nThinking on a slightly different scale I can't imagine that us moving into Equestria would work in the long term, unless people want to be eating manticores for meat. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"539cf4dd63687219a9250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf3b863687237a6940100#post_539cf3b863687237a6940100\r\n\r\nthe conversion bureau.\r\n\r\nmind you, they are pretty bad\r\n\r\nTCB not alone is the only good one","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cf53c63687216ed310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf4dd63687219a9250000#post_539cf4dd63687219a9250000\r\n\r\nOh not them, I've read TCB in the past I got really pissed when things just got really I dunno, 'screwy', with that whole Xenolestia. I'm not going back to that fanfic again. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"539cf5d6636872170e5d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf53c63687216ed310000#post_539cf53c63687216ed310000\r\n\r\n\r\ncool, nobody wants to.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cf68d63687216c4c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf44563687237bf330100#post_539cf44563687237bf330100\r\nIf there's a actual real life stable portal through space-time that would speed up technology several hundred thousand years.\r\n\r\nWhile everyone's bitching at each other I'd go:\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B8sTBM_pme8/USP-J_7p61I/AAAAAAAAEwQ/7bEHf70ajNI/s1600/68325.jpg!\r\n\"*SO LONG BITCHES!*\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539cf7b96368721770350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"River dolphin using a fish corpse as a fleshlight.\":http://i.imgur.com/vMc1z0h.gif (NSFW)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539cf80763687219c3370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spoilering for responding to Randomsaur's request\r\n[spoiler]\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf41463687238350b0100#post_539cf41463687238350b0100\r\nUpon doing a search with the tags \"Shining Armor, Abuse\", (and with taking off all filters which I do not recommend for anyone in their right mind to ever do ever ever ever) I only found this one image that is not just rape or Shining as the one being abused, and I honestly find it to just be a bit silly really.\r\n\r\n*(Warning: Grimdark)* >>297926\r\n\r\nAny other image searched with those tags will pretty much just be rape, or too tame for what I feel Random is looking for.  For anything else, I don't think this site would supply it, or at least not at this time.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539cf838636872180ddc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf68d63687216c4c00000#post_539cf68d63687216c4c00000\r\noh no.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539cf878636872172a2c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf7b96368721770350100#post_539cf7b96368721770350100\r\nSEE!\r\nDOLPHINS ARE AWFUL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539cf9546368721663360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf878636872172a2c0100#post_539cf878636872172a2c0100\r\nI know.\r\n\r\nI would've used a live fish.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539cf9546368721644390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf878636872172a2c0100#post_539cf878636872172a2c0100\r\n\r\ndolphins are always some big sons of bitches.\r\n\r\nif you ehard all the shit they do, those movies about cute animals would be less cute","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cf9dc636872186a920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf9546368721644390100#post_539cf9546368721644390100\r\nPeople talk shit about sharks all the time. \"Sharks are monsters. They eat people!\" A shark will only eat a human if it is on the verge of starving to death. And at least they aren't fucking rapists!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539cfa396368721663920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf838636872180ddc0000#post_539cf838636872180ddc0000\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf68d63687216c4c00000#post_539cf68d63687216c4c00000\r\noh no.[/bq]\r\nIf you think that's bad just wait until you would see what I would bring back:\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SIo1v4YG--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18lruniwftax7jpg.jpg!\r\n!http://www.heroestheseries.com/stills/hiro-yatta-070522.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/510/433/eb4.jpg!\r\nPeople would want to alter the space-time continuum for political gain?  I'd just go get people that wouldn't like that very much.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539cfa5863687216247b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cf9dc636872186a920100#post_539cf9dc636872186a920100\r\n\r\nyeah, humans are too small in meat for what a shark requires, and requires too much chewing for what we are worth, at worst he will bite an arm or foot and leave you alone, nothing a couple stiches and some blood transfusion cant help.\r\n\r\nmeanwhile, dolphins are murderers, they are stoners and rapist, you know those 3 are a bad combination.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cfa94636872173d5e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":".__.\r\n==*Makes a mental note to make sure uc9 never gets their hands on a time machine*==\r\n","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539cfa9a63687219a9ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jpthu5iudVA/TyoawvosLhI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/7Kh46Ez0Gvk/s1600/kamen-rider-kabuto-42.jpg!\r\nKamen rider Kabuto is probably the Fastest man in fiction\r\n\r\nRiders and Some monsters in the Kabuto setting have an ability called Clock up, Which allows them to move at Light speed for a brief amount of time\r\n\r\nHyper Kabuto has an ability called Hyper Clock up, Which makes things in Clock up look like they're standing still (And He can time travel in that state)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539cfaa963687216d4400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bbcc0e41aeb039d731a0dfa44c4bb24/tumblr_n766u4EyUD1sz304co1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cfad16368721977a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im thinking in making this my next avatar\r\n\r\n!http://images.insound.com/531/INS104124b.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539cfb9e63687216ae1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cfa396368721663920100#post_539cfa396368721663920100\r\nI'd bring the dinosaurs back.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539cfc0263687216634c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I can certainly say that it would be an interesting proposal for time travel. Funny thing is that I'm making a fanfic about time travel and Stargate sort of, having some crew transported to the second world war in a parallel timeline where the Stargate never existed, or the various alien threats. \r\n\r\nAnd from there they go around screwing things up for the Axis powers. :D\r\n\r\nI'd like to see the Battleship Yamato take on a Daedalus class cruiser! ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"539cfcb26368720881b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539cfa396368721663920100#post_539cfa396368721663920100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/510/433/eb4.jpg!\r\nPeople would want to alter the space-time continuum for political gain?  I'd just go get people that wouldn't like that very much.[/bq]\r\nOH SHIT RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539cfe296368723507140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrjssx9UE1rnn82ho1_500.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}