time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5234.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55258e236368720351180800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55258d7863687269d9100300#post_55258d7863687269d9100300\r\nWhy am I knot surprised?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552590546368723c0b510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Could use some Pringles","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552590b363687250b8bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552590546368723c0b510200#post_552590546368723c0b510200\r\nI have some Pringles in my room right now.\r\nBut I can't give them to you, because reasons. And I'm in class right now.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"552590cf636872482ca60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552590b363687250b8bd0000#post_552590b363687250b8bd0000\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nYeah, rubbed it in. I'm not hurt... Not a bit","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552590d163687239a43f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552590546368723c0b510200#post_552590546368723c0b510200\r\n@BUY THEM IN AN OXXO@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552591b363687269fe4f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552590d163687239a43f0100#post_552590d163687239a43f0100\r\n\r\nWhy can't Oxxo have delivery services?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5525939d63687269d9910800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When playing GTA V, you're gotta get run over by a car at least five times.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552593fc63687239a4440200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5525939d63687269d9910800#post_5525939d63687269d9910800\r\n\r\nAlternatively, you're the one doing the Hit&Run","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552595a26368723c0b110500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552593fc63687239a4440200#post_552593fc63687239a4440200\r\nOr even both.\r\nBut, what I mean was getting run over by civilians.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552595f96368721e428f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the Boston Bomber had a verdict of guilty on all accounts.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso that police officer that shot that unnarmed suspect is most definitively going to be charged with first degree murder.  The good news is that the police chief for the district is going to require that all police officers in his district wear cameras at all times and all officers are being investigated currently to see if any other officers have done anything similar.  Fortunately the police district is taking this matter very seriously and not trying to cover up any evidence.\r\n\r\nShort version is the police district is on the prosecutors' side and interrogating all police officers to find out if this was or wasn't a isolated incident and all police officers for the district will now have to wear cameras at all times.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; South Carolina's police shooting isn't another Ferguson.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552596066368721e42990700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552590546368723c0b510200#post_552590546368723c0b510200\r\nAre you going to poop in the can","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5525969963687203512b1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552596066368721e42990700#post_552596066368721e42990700\r\n\r\nNow I will\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552595a26368723c0b110500#post_552595a26368723c0b110500\r\n\r\nYou must have been shooting at them, or it's normal cause everyone in LS is an asshole","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552597116368723b74cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5525969963687203512b1000#post_5525969963687203512b1000\r\nMaybe not both, but \"this\":https://youtube.com/watch?v=qYTC2Vqnw-c","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552597986368723b901e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552595f96368721e428f0700#post_552595f96368721e428f0700\r\nThank god. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5525979d6368720c51ff0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552597116368723b74cb0100#post_552597116368723b74cb0100\r\n\r\nThat car wasn't even moving! The game forgot how to Online","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552597bc6368721e42d10800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5525979d6368720c51ff0600#post_5525979d6368720c51ff0600\r\nNo, pay CLOSE attention.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5525983463687211e9540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552597bc6368721e42d10800#post_552597bc6368721e42d10800\r\n\r\nThere was someone in the white van/car","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552598d263687253f0fe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5525983463687211e9540000#post_5525983463687211e9540000\r\n_No._\r\nThere was another car that was moving pretty fast, you didn't see him until the player died.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5525992d6368720351ff1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552598d263687253f0fe0400#post_552598d263687253f0fe0400\r\n\r\nMy idea of a bug is funnier.\r\n\r\nI reject your reality and replace it with my own!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5525993a6368722407470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552595f96368721e428f0700#post_552595f96368721e428f0700\r\nGood\r\nThat bomber can go to hell","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"552599746368720c51300800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5525992d6368720351ff1100#post_5525992d6368720351ff1100\r\nNot sure I get the joke.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552599a96368724b7a890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552599746368720c51300800#post_552599746368720c51300800\r\n\r\nYou say there's a car, I say it was a bug","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55259a0d6368722609710300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I SOLD TESLA STOCK FOR A PROFIT :D\r\n\r\nNOW TO NEVER FALL FOR ITS EVIL TRICKS AGAIN\r\n\r\n^inb4 skyrocket^","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55259a3d6368722609860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552599a96368724b7a890200#post_552599a96368724b7a890200\r\nNot a bug. Just a fast car.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55259a946368723b90600300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55259a3d6368722609860300#post_55259a3d6368722609860300\r\n\r\nI SAID A BUG DAMMIT\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}