time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5274.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55276cf06368722446012500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't know about you guys, but if I was in a hotel room, just had great night's sleep, opened the blinds and saw THIS SHIT\r\n[spoiler]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/4958361f23713330e8bd99c33553d2e6/tumblr_nmjg8jfQl91r9jzs2o1_1280.jpg!\r\nI'd probably piss myself.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55276d6e636872433cae0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55276cf06368722446012500#post_55276cf06368722446012500\r\nThat'd be a surprise.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55276e66636872470b9a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55276cf06368722446012500#post_55276cf06368722446012500\r\nI'd be okay then \"I'm jumping out of my building.\" Little Mac Style to punch the Monster.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55276fa56368722059571900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"20 log√10\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/gUaw9jY.gif![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552772c36368722ba7731200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've got an interview to go to, a party to attend and a test to pass.\r\nThis has been a very busy month for me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552773336368722ba7d81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just finished watching a compilation of a bunch of Youtubers reacting to P.T. (that Silent Hills teaser on the PS4), and I'm absolutely amazed by all the different stuff that can happen. I mean, I knew it was randomized but goddamn.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5527753c636872725ebc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55276fa56368722059571900#post_55276fa56368722059571900\r\nYou seem obsessed with that show.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"552775ef636872725e421100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527753c636872725ebc1000#post_5527753c636872725ebc1000\r\nThat's what I said!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552776ad6368726b2a643b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527753c636872725ebc1000#post_5527753c636872725ebc1000\r\nHe is. As well as Villager from Animal Crossing.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"552777546368726b2a5c3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have no idea what it feels to really obsess over something.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55277b076368726b2afb4000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"With 10 episodes left after this one. I should definetly be able to finish Parasyte tomorrow.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55278545636872725ee51a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/884/103/a6a.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5527968063687252029f1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RIP thread.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5527a05c636872725e4a3200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527968063687252029f1100#post_5527968063687252029f1100\r\nNot on my watch.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5527a25b6368724f68dd0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55276cf06368722446012500#post_55276cf06368722446012500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I don't know about you guys, but if I was in a hotel room, just had great night's sleep, opened the blinds and saw THIS SHIT\r\n[spoiler]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/4958361f23713330e8bd99c33553d2e6/tumblr_nmjg8jfQl91r9jzs2o1_1280.jpg!\r\nI'd probably piss myself.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nIf he was going away from me I would wait until he was a decent piece away, leave the hotel in the opposite direction and the. Get super hyped that kaiju Are real and are the coolest apocalypse scenario ever","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5527a6a36368727cb79e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just _managed_ to get a haircut.\r\nI emphasized the \"managed\" part because my hair, when left unattended, becomes really long and thick so it's really hard for barbers to cut it.\r\n\r\nThe barber couldn't use the motorized shaver to cut my hair.\r\nHe had to change his scissors and comb TWICE because the last one wasn't big enough.\r\nIt took over half an hour to cut it before he can stylize it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5527bf716368720da98d3b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55277b076368726b2afb4000#post_55277b076368726b2afb4000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]With 10 episodes left after this one. I should definetly be able to finish Parasyte tomorrow.[/bq]\r\n@DID YOU HEARED ABOUT THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5527c3256368724468c30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55276cf06368722446012500#post_55276cf06368722446012500\r\n\r\nI'd jizz myself","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5527cdf063687216b93f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527bf716368720da98d3b00#post_5527bf716368720da98d3b00\r\nOh god, no.\r\nPlease no.\r\n\r\nDeath Note in live-action was scary enough.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5527d29263687216b9aa0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What are you guys doing?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5527d31f63687216b95b1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527d29263687216b9aa0f00#post_5527d29263687216b9aa0f00\r\nStuffs.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5527d45a63687211827a1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't believe I would actually this Monster girl quest this much.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5527d4b56368721182f61600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/fz/medium/n1psxwhg.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5527d58363687220989e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maturbation is important.\r\nIf we don't masturbate, our penises may reduce size.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5527d76f6368721182d31a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5527d58363687220989e0500#post_5527d58363687220989e0500\r\nThat explains a lot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}