time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5304.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55292aaa6368726e52683200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552929926368725d6ea11300#post_552929926368725d6ea11300\r\n\r\n.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55292ab26368725102d90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292a4b6368724461731b00#post_55292a4b6368724461731b00\r\nYou're gonna need a lot of lube for that","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55292bbc6368727e7ee00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292aaa6368726e52683200#post_55292aaa6368726e52683200\r\n..","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55292c186368725aaa505300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292ab26368725102d90800#post_55292ab26368725102d90800\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292a4b6368724461731b00#post_55292a4b6368724461731b00\r\nYou're gonna need a lot of lube for that[/bq]\r\n\"Will a fifty-five gallon drum be enough?\":http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55292c7763687244616d1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292c186368725aaa505300#post_55292c186368725aaa505300\r\nStep 1. Buy that\r\nStep 2: dip entire body in it\r\n\r\nNow everything is a slip n slide","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55292fab6368726e52de3b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55292c7763687244616d1f00#post_55292c7763687244616d1f00\r\n!//derpicdn.net/img/2012/6/27/22979/medium.jpg!:/22979","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5529302a6368725aaabb5b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna go poop.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552931ae636872638fa51900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529302a6368725aaabb5b00#post_5529302a6368725aaabb5b00\r\n\r\nCleveland steemer?","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552931ec6368725102320f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552931ae636872638fa51900#post_552931ae636872638fa51900\r\nDirty sanchez!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552932806368726e525f4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552931ec6368725102320f00#post_552931ec6368725102320f00\r\nWhy not both?","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552932e96368725102811000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552931ec6368725102320f00#post_552931ec6368725102320f00\r\nIsn't he related to Speedy Gonzales?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552933056368725d6e7b2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552932806368726e525f4100#post_552932806368726e525f4100\r\nI really have to wonder what the aftermath of scat sex is like\r\n\r\nLike \"k now I'm gonna burn the sheets and bathe in rubbing alcohol\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552933536368723def610200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552932e96368725102811000#post_552932e96368725102811000\r\nGod I hope not ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552933d96368725e32500700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552933056368725d6e7b2300#post_552933056368725d6e7b2300\r\n\r\nI have nuuuu idea. I know with insterspecies copulation, there is a lot of fur.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5529347a6368725fc0dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And peanut butter","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5529347c6368725e32e40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552933056368725d6e7b2300#post_552933056368725d6e7b2300\r\nYou savour the smell, the taste and the warmth for a while, and then you and your partner slowly lick each other clean","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552934c46368725e32270800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you want me to explain my pooping experience?\r\n\r\nSaid silently by almost every Facebook user ever.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552934fb6368725b96090b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dirty sanchez + dog","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552935266368725d6e0d2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529347c6368725e32e40700#post_5529347c6368725e32e40700\r\n!devilsfoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/norovirus_projectile_vomiting_simulator-29159.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552935d663687275440c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552934fb6368725b96090b00#post_552934fb6368725b96090b00\r\nI think a cat would suit that particular purpose better\r\n\r\n\r\nJust a gut feeling","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552936436368725d6eca2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How do you do an interview?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552936866368725b96a90c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552936436368725d6eca2800#post_552936436368725d6eca2800\r\nYou just view inter, you simpleton.\r\n\r\nWould you like me to draw a pretty little picture too?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552937566368720b814b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I now have this strange urge to save pics of Nui.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"552937666368720be6cd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552935d663687275440c0000#post_552935d663687275440c0000\r\n\r\nTrue, although dogs do have nicer feeling tongues ;3","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5529379e6368726e528e4a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552936866368725b96a90c00#post_552936866368725b96a90c00\r\nYes please.\r\n\r\nOh god, this place is becoming 4chan.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}