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{"topics":[{"id":"553842ca636872045efb0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553842a86368720796440d00#post_553842a86368720796440d00\r\nI already did that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553842e363687222f2c60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55383a0a636872217e383400#post_55383a0a636872217e383400\r\n/pol/ found that one of the girls in that image does bestiality porn too.\r\nShows you what you're up against","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5538434563687222f23a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553842e363687222f2c60700#post_553842e363687222f2c60700\r\n\r\nhot","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5538440f636872045eed1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finished 16 Time to watch Episode 17.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553845086368720796a21000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else prefer self check outs because it's faster and has a much lower likelihood of the awkward \"thank you for shopping with us today\" \"you too!\" situation? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553845f76368725dd4bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just thought of something funny and when it eventually reaches retrospect it will make a lot of people angry and a lot of people's sides exploding from laughter.\r\n\r\nMost of the world's porn comes from the usa right? Most of the world's video games are developed in the usa right? Most of the world's geeky stuff, minus anime and manga, originates from the usa right? Most of the world's fandoms or such originates from the usa right?\r\n\r\nIt's going to be funny in say ten years when the vast majority of the world has access to the internet.\r\n\r\nThe reason why I say this is that the reason why it's going to be hilarious is that there will be a incredibly large demand for such things, but at the same time accusing the usa of \"corrupting\" their country's morals.\r\n\r\n2025 Uganda or such, \"Stop corrupting our country with gay porn! (secretly on the internet) please don't stop making gay porn\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5538460163687204185c1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553845086368720796a21000#post_553845086368720796a21000\r\nMy grandfather ABHORS self checkouts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553846d16368720418021900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553813506368725cc7f32200#post_553813506368725cc7f32200\r\nWhat have I done to deserve this?! ARGH!\r\n\r\n^not complaining tho^","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553848826368720418141c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553845086368720796a21000#post_553845086368720796a21000\r\nI always self-checkout","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553848c163687249da790e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538460163687204185c1700#post_5538460163687204185c1700\r\nbut they're so easy! you don't even have to press any buttons if you're paying in cash you're not buying produce! ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5538490e6368725467810700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553848c163687249da790e00#post_553848c163687249da790e00\r\nMy grandfather is a stubborn thick headed asshole.\r\n[spoiler]But I'm the only one allowed to say that.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553849d06368725467a60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finished Episode 17\r\n\r\n\r\nDestroying the moon after I take a break.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553849f063687249da911000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553849d06368725467a60800#post_553849d06368725467a60800\r\nDragon Ball?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553849f1636872634c060c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538490e6368725467810700#post_5538490e6368725467810700\r\nI believe that's called \"grandpa syndrome\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55384a26636872060f2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"^postfox^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55384a486368725fb3eb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553849f063687249da911000#post_553849f063687249da911000\r\nNah if I wanted to watch Dragon Ball I'd have to bring myself to it.\r\n\r\nI'm watching Fairy Tail.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55384aea6368721727840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5538490e6368725467810700#post_5538490e6368725467810700\r\nYour grandfather is a stubborn thick headed asshole.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ni said it, _WHAT'CHA GON' DO 'BOUT IT FGT_","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55384bce6368725fb3520600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@HELLO MY FELLOW HUMANS@\r\n@HOW WAS YOUR DAY?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55384bf8636872045e8a2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384bce6368725fb3520600#post_55384bce6368725fb3520600\r\nPROTECT THE ENVIROMENT!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55384c3363687222a8670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384bf8636872045e8a2100#post_55384bf8636872045e8a2100\r\nOR I'LL F*CKING KILL YOU!\r\nCAPTAIN PLANET!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"55384c9463687254679d0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384bce6368725fb3520600#post_55384bce6368725fb3520600\r\nabsolute shit \r\n\r\nso a slight improvement from the usual","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55384ce76368721727280300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384bce6368725fb3520600#post_55384bce6368725fb3520600\r\nOH GOD HE'S HERE\r\nHAWKEYE DO SOMETHING\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meg6ux8Y4V1rmx3kqo1_1280.jpg!\r\nOH GOD DAMMIT ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55384cf66368725fb34a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384bf8636872045e8a2100#post_55384bf8636872045e8a2100\r\n@I WILL PROTECT IT FROM THE ONES WHO ARE DESTROYING IT@\r\n\r\n@THE FILTHY HUMANS@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55384d5e6368721727b70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384cf66368725fb34a0800#post_55384cf66368725fb34a0800\r\nSays the android BUILT by humans.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55384df16368721727830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55384ce76368721727280300#post_55384ce76368721727280300\r\n-@I AM PROGRAMMED FOR YOUR PLEASURE. PLEASE ASUME THE POSITION@-\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}