time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5759.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5541816f6368720800780d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554180be63687249dd2b0500#post_554180be63687249dd2b0500\r\nWow, what a twist.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554181956368720c5e821900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541816f6368720800780d00#post_5541816f6368720800780d00\r\nI wonder what powers Blackwatch had.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5541823e6368726d824a1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554181956368720c5e821900#post_554181956368720c5e821900\r\nHe's either Batman or has dominion over time AND is Batman.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554182556368723789f51600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What do you think I should wear tomorrow?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554182726368720800e80e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182556368723789f51600#post_554182556368723789f51600\r\nWhat's the occasion?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5541827a6368723789341700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541823e6368726d824a1f00#post_5541823e6368726d824a1f00\r\nMan, Blackwatch sounds like he had kickass powers.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5541827d63687276181e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182556368723789f51600#post_554182556368723789f51600\r\nNothing\r\n\r\nOh wait, you're going out with your step-dad, never mind","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554182bd6368726d82282000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182726368720800e80e00#post_554182726368720800e80e00\r\nGoing to the movies. I need to pick an outift.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554182db63687208007c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182556368723789f51600#post_554182556368723789f51600\r\nFlannel, jeans and steel toed boots.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5541834e6368723c21810a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182bd6368726d82282000#post_554182bd6368726d82282000\r\nA T-shirt, some jeans and a jacket. If you'd like, add a cap with that.\r\n\r\nMaybe some merchandise for the movie you'll be watching too.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554183666368720c5e861c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182bd6368726d82282000#post_554182bd6368726d82282000\r\nthe skin of your enemy's favorite spouse?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5541838863687249dd140800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BONUS DEAL: If you look in the comments for the strip on Imgur, Troy Hickman (the writer) has a comment.\r\nI asked about Blackwatch's powers.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5541847b63687249dd6d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182db63687208007c0f00#post_554182db63687208007c0f00\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182556368723789f51600#post_554182556368723789f51600\r\nFlannel, jeans and converse hightops.[/bq]\r\nI think that's actually what I'm gonna wear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5541850e6368723c21f10c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, a flare gun could blow someone to pieces, right?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5541853663687249dd960a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541850e6368723c21f10c00#post_5541850e6368723c21f10c00\r\n... No.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554185386368727eed380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182bd6368726d82282000#post_554182bd6368726d82282000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554182726368720800e80e00#post_554182726368720800e80e00\r\nGoing to the movies. I need to pick an outift.[/bq]\r\nIf you're going to surprise your boyfriend by meeting him at a movie wear a camo army jacket, camo backpack, camo boots, camo facepaint, camo hat and bring a pack of camo condoms so he doesn't see you coming.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5541859d636872026f5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554185386368727eed380100#post_554185386368727eed380100\r\nIT'S MY STEP-DAD YOU DONUT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554185d06368720c5eef2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Brother left with his friends for the premier. And I'm here, wasting time","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55418610636872026fc30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541859d636872026f5b0100#post_5541859d636872026f5b0100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554185386368727eed380100#post_554185386368727eed380100\r\nIT'S MY STEP-DAD YOU DONUT![/bq]\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/74/38/5d743894dff5e73bca8de974b86b2bf0.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554186496368727618fa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418610636872026fc30100#post_55418610636872026fc30100\r\n\r\nuc9 confirmed to be into GILF's","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554186746368723789a71d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541853663687249dd960a00#post_5541853663687249dd960a00\r\nI got curious.\r\nI'm watching The Last Stand.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554186c96368723c21800f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"JESUS FUCK HOLY SHIT GODDAMNIT FUCK YOU IMGUR.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554186da6368727eedc00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554186496368727618fa0500#post_554186496368727618fa0500\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/a77007c28a1bd9291f897766403bf247/tumblr_inline_nhja6rLdHO1rxers7.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5541872c6368727618000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554186da6368727eedc00200#post_554186da6368727eedc00200\r\n\r\nThere's no clear meaning behind that so I'll take it as a heavy and clear:\r\n\r\n!http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/257423i450CA8BFA1A9D844/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554187746368727618740700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541872c6368727618000700#post_5541872c6368727618000700\r\nCougars and Milfs yes; Gilf *NO!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}