time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5847.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554647016368727d71b50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yawn is right, no one cool is on","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554647046368727d71b90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554644076368722924fb3900#post_554644076368722924fb3900\r\nNo offense but it seems like the first part of a trashy fanfic, later on in which they bone-erone each other.\r\n\r\nThen again, i also wrote a pretty lame fanfic which i never finished.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"5546471c636872420d250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554647046368727d71b90300#post_554647046368727d71b90300\r\n\r\nNo, really :|","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5546486d6368724d77310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I gave up on structured writing though [spoiler]I am not insane, nor will I be. I'm just some jocular jester who likes to caress jars of jelly and rape sewer rats (naughty things they are, yes?). If someone said that I was as moonstruck as a fruitcake, I would hang them by their necking ties. Tying necks. Neck... n e  c   k   t     i      e       s? Or I suppose I would. \r\nIf someone called me sane without that 'in' part, I ought to just shovel the smart bug right from their cage and watch them go mad.\r\nAh, yes, it's great being insane. It makes more sense than two plus two equalling four, but I digress. I digress to make progress and regress to be recognizant of that sewer rat I mentioned earlier. Fine fellow he was. He was a monster. A big one like whatever 'r' word I just said, recognizant. His name was like 'feels', but numb. Eels. I love and loved that six foot tall creep. I remember the zeroith time we met. I was in a flowerzy fieldzy and apparently he had come along to smell the roses or me; I guess. I paused where the yellow heads had risen to mock me and bent down to get my revenge. Eels was way over yonder. Making gales with his mouth. I heard the panting, but I closed my ears, figuring it was just some gang-fight between insects. It was then, I heard a ghost. Now this startled my thinking jelly. I jerked my head a near one-eighty. Apparently he had 'mated with the pretties', well 'raped the pretties'. And by pretties, I mean that unfortunate orange-furred ruffian. He posed tall above the reddened, whitened shredded character, with his *mumbles* knotty and pink, with a touch of snow. It was strange, not stranger than my eye... I.[/spoiler]","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55464b8563687229241c4400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":".","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554657c8636872420da41400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2015/05/Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens-Package-Sample.jpg!\r\n*PRODUCT NAME*\r\n^~product description~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55465bee63687278add00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554657c8636872420da41400#post_554657c8636872420da41400\r\n~^Product duck^~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55465ed663687278ad820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55465bee63687278add00000#post_55465bee63687278add00000\r\n*FEATURE CALLOUT*\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5546611663687278ad470500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55465ed663687278ad820300#post_55465ed663687278ad820300\r\n*FEATURE FEATURE*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5546612e6368724d05c00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554657c8636872420da41400#post_554657c8636872420da41400\r\nIs that an ATI card?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5546616763687248a2a70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just remembered this one time when I was a kid, this guy got tackled by like two other guys in a wal Mart\r\n\r\nI legit have no idea why","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5546619a63687248a2d80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546612e6368724d05c00a00#post_5546612e6368724d05c00a00\r\nNah, it's a product sample of what the Star Wars 7 toy packaging will look like","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554661e963687278ad2b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546616763687248a2a70700#post_5546616763687248a2a70700\r\nI remember seeing a horrific car accident once. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5546625f6368724d054c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554661e963687278ad2b0600#post_554661e963687278ad2b0600\r\nThat's considerably less hilarious than a man being tackled in wal mart. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554662c46368720c8f211c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guess what I found at the flea market today.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554662de63687211d8ed1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554662c46368720c8f211c00#post_554662c46368720c8f211c00\r\nJesus?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5546632363687278ad5d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546625f6368724d054c0c00#post_5546625f6368724d054c0c00\r\nWell if we're talking about funny thangs!\r\n\r\nI remember my Mom and Sis telling me they saw my guidance counselor smoking before! \r\n\r\nFunny part is he did a little puppet show about _*Why you shouldn't smoke*_. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5546633463687211d8501200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554662c46368720c8f211c00#post_554662c46368720c8f211c00\r\nSWORDS OF HELLS PATH!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5546633e6368722bd3e11a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554662de63687211d8ed1100#post_554662de63687211d8ed1100\r\nMOTHERFUCKIN' SPECTROBES BITCH!\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Spectrobes.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5546634963687278ad7c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546633e6368722bd3e11a00#post_5546633e6368722bd3e11a00\r\n*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554663636368722bd30e1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546634963687278ad7c0700#post_5546634963687278ad7c0700\r\n*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554663ac6368722bd3731b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554663636368722bd30e1b00#post_554663636368722bd30e1b00\r\n\"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqk2yg8JBW1r1ibsxo1_500.gif!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcfzQVYNHnU","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554663d26368720c8fb41d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554663ac6368722bd3731b00#post_554663ac6368722bd3731b00\r\nIt was 5 dollars!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5546640d6368722bd3101c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554663d26368720c8fb41d00#post_554663d26368720c8fb41d00\r\nFuck, This is why you gotta love the fucking flea market! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5546641c63687211d8691300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546632363687278ad5d0700#post_5546632363687278ad5d0700\r\nDrugs are bad mkay\r\n!27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1wxho7J0d1qjczh3o1_r1_500.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5546633e6368722bd3e11a00#post_5546633e6368722bd3e11a00\r\nNeat\r\n^~I don't know anything about spectrobes~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}