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{"topics":[{"id":"554c288d6368723a11c10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c28696368722d851f0400#post_554c28696368722d851f0400\r\nyou don't get it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c28a56368727270921600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c288d6368723a11c10300#post_554c288d6368723a11c10300\r\nI get it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c28c56368722d85a90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does the original Moblie Suit Gundam hold up?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c28d56368722d85c20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c28a56368727270921600#post_554c28a56368727270921600\r\nokay, what is it?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c293d63687258395f2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c28d56368722d85c20400#post_554c28d56368722d85c20400\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/S5t8nv7.gif![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c294463687272704d1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c28556368723dc1820300#post_554c28556368723dc1820300\r\nHAHAHA, SUCK IT, RED— I MEAN, BLUE!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c2b3e63687256cabd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c28c56368722d85a90400#post_554c28c56368722d85a90400\r\nThe animation quality is pretty ass. But I'd say that it holds up. (I'd say go with the compilation movie trilogy.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554c2b6a6368725839c42300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I think \"mark and Ross are playing Mario kart together!\" I think it's going to be silliness\r\nBut both episodes have them talking about shit like taxes and dementia and shit. \r\n \r\nWhat is this insanity","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c2c296368725839b52400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know when you're doing something and then you get a sharp pain and it hurts bad but all you can do is laugh? That just happened.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c2c5e63687256caf60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's to hot here. I wish it was cold again.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554c2c986368722d85f20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm dead sure Thor decided to visit my country ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c2cba6368722d94bf0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THEY ENDED THE EPISODE WITH ROSS TALKING SBOUT HIS DOG DYING\r\n\r\nTHIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2c296368725839b52400#post_554c2c296368725839b52400\r\nYes. But the laughing is more like whining ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c2d1e63687256caba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2cba6368722d94bf0800#post_554c2cba6368722d94bf0800\r\nHad to pee. Ankle tried to stop me. Much ouchies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c2d6a63687258390f2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2d1e63687256caba0300#post_554c2d1e63687256caba0300\r\nYour ankle is a traitor. Remove him. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c2def63687256ca9e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2d6a63687258390f2600#post_554c2d6a63687258390f2600\r\nHe may be a bastard but I need him. But in more positive news, I got a message from my ma.\r\nShe ordered the cola! Although she didn't tell me how much they cost.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c2e346368722d85ad0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I died in Stranded Deep.\r\nA shark drowned me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c2e946368725839762700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yep. Thor's definitely here...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c2ec26368725861500500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2e946368725839762700#post_554c2e946368725839762700\r\nFind him and seduce him","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c2f6463687256ca0a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2ec26368725861500500#post_554c2ec26368725861500500\r\n\r\nSquiggy I swear if goong out one of those lightnings strikes my dick, I'm cutting your [spoiler]boyfriend's hair clean shaven[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c2fc763687258615c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2f6463687256ca0a0600#post_554c2f6463687256ca0a0600\r\nYou do that and not even the *GODS* can protect you from my wrath. I'll make Kratos' rampage look like a five-year-old throwing a hissy fit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c303963687201db9b2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You guys remember when Dragonfire was gonna be a thing?\r\n\r\nJust......fuck April Fools Day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c304b6368725839392900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c2fc763687258615c0600#post_554c2fc763687258615c0600\r\n\r\nThen don't make me seduce no motherf*ckin' asgardian, those n****s ain't like Zeus that tapped everything in sight. Jeez","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c30f96368727270761f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c304b6368725839392900#post_554c304b6368725839392900\r\nWhat about Tyr? Or Siegfried? Or Heimdall? Or hell even Odin?\r\nI'd fuck Odin.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c316d6368727270012000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c30f96368727270761f00#post_554c30f96368727270761f00\r\n\r\nDude we all know you have the body of a bear and lust drive enough to make Classic Myth characters blush. ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c333463687256ca400a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Off to see my shrink soon\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/5/25/333290.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}