time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6043.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5550233863687235b8491700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555022856368721231960400#post_555022856368721231960400\r\noh shat! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555022f16368723789f41500#post_555022f16368723789f41500\r\nor maybe its rocket and he doesn't know what a venom is? either or ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5550243c636872264a7b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550227b6368726c18c00e00#post_5550227b6368726c18c00e00\r\n After a 1000 tries, I have managed to be funny.\r\n\r\nI can finally ascend.\r\n\r\n!http://xfphotos.fredfarm.com/season1/deepthroat3/dt413A.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"555024996368724113630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550231a63687212315d0500#post_5550231a63687212315d0500\r\n...Where is the \"hot\" in that?\r\nIs cool, but hot?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550251263687235b8121a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555024996368724113630100#post_555024996368724113630100\r\nhe's a cute fuzzy critter with an attitude and he's now a goo boy\r\non top of that he's a bad boy","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555025766368723789b01900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"What an adventure. An Ewok Advent-*WHAT?!*\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555026076368723789a21a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550251263687235b8121a00#post_5550251263687235b8121a00\r\nI just realized there is two husbandos fused here.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550260e6368723789ac1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just finished episode 300.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5550263363687260847f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550260e6368723789ac1a00#post_5550260e6368723789ac1a00\r\n!https://rubyangel711.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/shine-on-300-follows1.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555026516368725e66b00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, but real talk. I have a sweet tooth from hell right now...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555026706368724113830300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555026516368725e66b00600#post_555026516368725e66b00600\r\n\r\nGummy bears are what you seek","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555026dd6368726084590700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555026706368724113830300#post_555026706368724113830300\r\nGummy bears sound REALLY good right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555027216368726084a20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555026dd6368726084590700#post_555026dd6368726084590700\r\n\r\nIf there's a convenience store near then go get em","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5550274a6368723789a51c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555026dd6368726084590700#post_555026dd6368726084590700\r\nJelly Beans?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555027506368726c18081600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550243c636872264a7b0e00#post_5550243c636872264a7b0e00\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550227b6368726c18c00e00#post_5550227b6368726c18c00e00\r\n After a 1000 tries, I have managed to be funny.\r\n\r\nI can finally ascend.\r\n\r\n!http://xfphotos.fredfarm.com/season1/deepthroat3/dt413A.jpg![/bq]\r\n\"We're sorry; you illegally parked your vehicle in a no parking zone\"\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Denver_boot.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555027a863687212314d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555027216368726084a20700#post_555027216368726084a20700\r\nIt's almost midnight on a Sunday! I look like the most stoner mofo ever!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555028266368721231120c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555027a863687212314d0b00#post_555027a863687212314d0b00\r\n\r\nHey dude, it's like... Just candeeeeehh maaaaaaaiiiiing","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5550286e6368721231680c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have school tomorro.\r\nUghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"555028a86368726001460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/wp7YTDp.gif!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555028b863687241136d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550286e6368721231680c00#post_5550286e6368721231680c00\r\nNerd","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5550293e6368721231910d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555027506368726c18081600#post_555027506368726c18081600\r\nDammit!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55502989636872264a201600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555028a86368726001460100#post_555028a86368726001460100\r\nThis becomes significantly darker when its all little girls doing it.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55502a2b6368726c18491a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am getting a boner from cartoon characters.\r\nWhy...?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55502a646368721231100f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55502a2b6368726c18491a00#post_55502a2b6368726c18491a00\r\nThat's what we like to call \"normal.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55502a8b636872264ac11700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55502a2b6368726c18491a00#post_55502a2b6368726c18491a00\r\nWhy not?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55502ad8636872264a411800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55502a2b6368726c18491a00#post_55502a2b6368726c18491a00\r\nWelcome to the internet.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}