time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/617.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a8f11e6368722142320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ecc86368726eb2a70300#post_53a8ecc86368726eb2a70300\r\n\r\nThey looks like monsters from some kind of Doom game","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8f1666368725971eb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f11e6368722142320000#post_53a8f11e6368722142320000\r\n\r\n\r\nserious sam is a knock off of duke nukem, which is a knock off of doom.\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110919045149/serious/images/b/b2/Betakhnum_3.jpg!*\r\n\r\n*thats serious sam 3, not doom 3.\r\n\r\nevery serious sam is a knock off of a popular shooter genre, the first 2 was of doom and duke nukem, the second ws halo, and third one was doom3  with military shooters.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8f1a5636872221f3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where _everything is exactly the same_ except for one little particle off in space that is doing something different*\r\n\r\nSo yay!  We're back home! ...or _are_ you??","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8f2006368722782320400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f1a5636872221f3f0000#post_53a8f1a5636872221f3f0000\r\n[bq=\"CogWeaver\"]*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where _everything is exactly the same_ except for one little particle off in space that is doing something different*\r\n\r\nSo yay!  We're back home! ...or _are_ you??[/bq]\r\n*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where they work at EA*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8f26d63687252474e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where I am president of the world*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8f2fd63687263e84b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f26d63687252474e0100#post_53a8f26d63687252474e0100\r\n\r\n\r\n*sends everyone to a universe where they are rappers*\r\n\r\n*and we shooting a music video*\r\n\r\nGET THE EXPENSIVE CARS, DIAMOND GRILLS AND 100 DOLLAR BILLS.\r\n\r\n!https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0061/42/1368395607044.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8f313636872522ec40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f1666368725971eb0200#post_53a8f1666368725971eb0200\r\n\r\nMmmm... I actually think that Demon fits more in Doom 3, and remplace the Hellknight monster. You know, because Doom 1 and 2 Hellknight looks like a goat.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8f37b63687221dca90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends us all into the universe where everyone is gender-swapped*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8f3b26368722117840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f37b63687221dca90000#post_53a8f37b63687221dca90000\r\nYay! I have tits!\r\n\r\n*Goes into a random room and locks it so I can play with myself*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8f3b36368722117850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"STOP WITH THE GODDAMN DIMENSION HOPPING ALREADY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8f3bb63687227826d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends everyone to the world of Kamen rider Ryuki*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8f3db63687259e2d00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends everyone, but me,  to a parallel universe where there is no such thing as parallel universes thus they can't escape*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8f44663687220f7d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f3db63687259e2d00300#post_53a8f3db63687259e2d00300\r\n*But this universe has dinosaurs, hot girls and ponies, which is all that matters to me*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8f4fd63687220f7f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f3db63687259e2d00300#post_53a8f3db63687259e2d00300\r\n*Kamen rider decade walks in, Which proves that their Are Parallel universes*\r\n\r\n*Sends everyone to the Universe of the Showa kamen riders*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8f5076368724c336f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f3db63687259e2d00300#post_53a8f3db63687259e2d00300\r\n*Sends myself into the timeline where uc9 never made that post, and thereby doesn't get trapped in a parallel universe blocked from other parallel universes*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8f5556368722782110500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends myself back to the gender-swapped universe*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8f59e6368725da9d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit: Nope, Still not acknowledging him","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8f5cc6368726eb2950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f59e6368725da9d70100#post_53a8f59e6368725da9d70100\r\nStop trying to kill me and let me have fun.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8f5ed6368721391020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IF you meet your genderswapped self and had sex, would it be incest or masturbation?","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a8f60d636872221f460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f59e6368725da9d70100#post_53a8f59e6368725da9d70100\r\nViewing the versions of your edited post proves otherwise!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8f6366368722186d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f5ed6368721391020000#post_53a8f5ed6368721391020000\r\n\r\nMasturbation.\r\n\r\nYou're pleasing yourself when all is said and done","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8f63e6368725183630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f5ed6368721391020000#post_53a8f5ed6368721391020000\r\nMany have already asked this question, and the answer is still, _YES_","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8f65163687263c9830200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f60d636872221f460100#post_53a8f60d636872221f460100\r\nI forgot that for a moment\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8f5ed6368721391020000#post_53a8f5ed6368721391020000\r\nMasturbation\r\n\r\n*Shocker sends Mutants after everyone in this place who knows of their existence* ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8f6e363687214b4420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i wouldnt have sex with my genderswapped version, hell i woulnt want to hang out with my similar anything, i already cant stand myself as it is,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8f71f636872522e970200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GENDERSWAPPED SELF","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}