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{"topics":[{"id":"53ab3fcb63687212cde10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab3f1663687214975b0000#post_53ab3f1663687214975b0000\r\nA Tumblr blog called Palaeofail for some of them.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/L3qYmvv.jpg!\r\n!http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/7628c1d2bcd9b501b2aaa2b4b92c4a33.jpg!\r\n!http://www.11points.com/images/bobjonesscience/electricity.jpg!\r\n!http://www.fillthevoid.org/Creation/Hovind/Brainwashed_files/two_meanings.jpg!\r\n!http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/02/130211_SCI_CreationismTextbook.jpg.CROP.article568-large.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab40596368721407d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab3fcb63687212cde10000#post_53ab3fcb63687212cde10000\r\nIn point of fact microevolution is not scriptural as there is not reference to it in actual scripture.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ab41b463687214078c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab40596368721407d90000#post_53ab40596368721407d90000\r\n!http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/files/2012/04/i-a3dffdd1912ea0baa96c0c1bdc19e866-pink_giants_in_the_earth.gif!\r\n!http://home.comcast.net/~cgarske/images/satanic_dinosaurs.JPEG!\r\n!http://markc1.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dino62.jpg!\r\n^The three above images are from the same comic.\r\n!http://naturalishistoria.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/ken-ham-dinosaur-book-garden-eden.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab428c6368721295b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab41b463687214078c0100#post_53ab41b463687214078c0100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\r\n!http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/files/2012/04/i-a3dffdd1912ea0baa96c0c1bdc19e866-pink_giants_in_the_earth.gif!\r\n[/bq]\r\nDark souls is the bible confirmed. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ab4293636872130f9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab41b463687214078c0100#post_53ab41b463687214078c0100\r\nOk, credit where its due. That image of an angel blasting a dinosaur is pretty fucking metal.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ab4385636872137f680300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120813235142/kamenrider/images/5/5d/KRKu-Zu-Gumun-Ba.jpg!\r\nZoboba Kuuga?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ab43bd6368721267a60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4293636872130f9f0100#post_53ab4293636872130f9f0100\r\n!http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3424/3866040918_b2947f9715.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab49e263687244e6f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab41b463687214078c0100#post_53ab41b463687214078c0100\r\n[bq]!http://home.comcast.net/~cgarske/images/satanic_dinosaurs.JPEG![/bq]\r\nI like this one. Heck, if someone made a decent anti-evolution game with angels flying around blasting dinosaurs, I would buy it.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53ab4a156368724276120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab43bd6368721267a60300#post_53ab43bd6368721267a60300\r\nNo offense to anyone, but why is it that Abraham religions are the only ones that still deny evolution?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ab4aa06368724551080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"YAY, IM SUFFICIENT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ab4ad96368724294120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4a156368724276120100#post_53ab4a156368724276120100\r\nbecause infallible holy books.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53ab4af56368724350180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4385636872137f680300#post_53ab4385636872137f680300\r\nHah!\r\n\r\n*Kuuga appears out of nowhere and punches Unidentified Lifeform #1 in the face*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ab4be16368724257230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4ad96368724294120100#post_53ab4ad96368724294120100\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4a156368724276120100#post_53ab4a156368724276120100\r\nbecause infallible holy books.[/bq]\r\nThat would explain a lot. Most other religions view their holy books as either stories, guidelines or if they view it as having happening they don't view it as having happened exactly like that and more of a fallible witness testimony in a sense.\r\n\r\nAbraham religions, \"Science is wrong\"\r\nOther religions, \"Hmm guess the writers of the book were wrong\"\r\n\r\n*edit darn you ninjas","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ab4c426368724383c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4ad96368724294120100#post_53ab4ad96368724294120100\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4be16368724257230100#post_53ab4be16368724257230100\r\nFor some reason that escapes me, Christians seem to treat their Holy Book like it was written by God himself rather than multiple people across long periods of time","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ab4d15636872431ec70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4c426368724383c40100#post_53ab4c426368724383c40100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4ad96368724294120100#post_53ab4ad96368724294120100\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4be16368724257230100#post_53ab4be16368724257230100\r\nFor some reason that escapes me, Christians seem to treat their Holy Book like it was written by God himself rather than multiple people across long periods of time[/bq]\r\nThey seem to be the only ones that think this for some reason.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ab4db1636872452a3a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4d15636872431ec70100#post_53ab4d15636872431ec70100\r\nYeah\r\n\r\nI may be a christian, But I see no reason to believe that the earth was created only 6,000 years ago, Or that there was a great flood","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ab4e32636872431e180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"taking what the bible says literally its probably the stupidest thing a religious person could do.\r\n\r\nlike the whole jesus condeming fig trees, its not suppose to be literall, its suppose to be metaphor.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ab4ecc636872450efd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10330459_321710951310107_5077733418399892687_n.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab50a26368724294130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4db1636872452a3a0200#post_53ab4db1636872452a3a0200\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab4d15636872431ec70100#post_53ab4d15636872431ec70100\r\nYeah\r\n\r\nI may be a christian, But I see no reason to believe that the earth was created only 6,000 years ago, Or that there was a great flood[/bq]\r\n\r\nWhat people believe is their own thing and if you're Christian that's totally okay, but people are still wondering why Christianity is shrinking? If you don't know how much it's shrinking conservatively by 2100 there's only going to be a billion Christians. There's all sorts of projections on it, but a billion is the low bar estimate. There's no real accurate long term estimate though because the current trends are highly unpredictable; the commonly accepted projections are 500 million to a billion.\r\n\r\nWhat is essentially happening right now is that the people going around claiming that the earth is only 6000 years old and that people lived with dinosaurs and that dinosaurs only ate veggies are the reason what's costing your religion the insane number of adherents it's losing.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is to use a real life analogy back when I was a Christian the church I went to was one of these churches we're talking about. It was a pretty average church growth and numbers wise, that's not important; what is interesting to note is the insane turnover rate. What I mean by this is that for their middle school, high school and college classes every school year they would start out with next to no people then boom numbers wise then by the end of the year all those students would denounce the church cause the church taught lessons like we're talking about then they would start over all again and only about two or three people from the previous year would stick with it.\r\n\r\nThe reason why this is important is think about that math wise if a 300 person church gains 100 students over the school year and 98% of those students wind up dropping Christianity by the end of the school year then the cycle starts over again and endlessly repeats that's a lot of students that are denouncing Christianity all together cause their previous church taught \"dinosaurs lived with humans\" or such. Now imagine hundreds of thousands of churches having this same system of working. You can see why that's going to fuck things up for Christianity in general.\r\n\r\nThese sorts of churches save their own numbers by metaphorically suffocating everyone else.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ab518563687243b4e90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.guardianfox.net/wp-content/uploads/DSCF9086.JPG!\r\nTinfoil fedora.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab5207636872432ea40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab50a26368724294130300#post_53ab50a26368724294130300\r\nIt's too bad that there's a lot of nutters there\r\n\r\nChristianity is actually a very good religion if you really look at the big picture, It teaches you to love your fellow man unconditionally, And Stuff like that (And No, The new testament doesn't say anything about homosexuality)\r\n\r\n!http://oi62.tinypic.com/k9uczp.jpg!\r\nYou thought it was Trashboat? It was really me! Perfectio!\r\n\r\n\"Dance puppets dance!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9CYcvZIIf4","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ab52216368724276140400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab50a26368724294130300#post_53ab50a26368724294130300\r\nTheir position on the homosexual also doesn't help.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53ab52ea636872452a750400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Grieffon stole my sundae.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ab532a63687244d6380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab518563687243b4e90300#post_53ab518563687243b4e90300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]!http://www.guardianfox.net/wp-content/uploads/DSCF9086.JPG!\r\nTinfoil fedora.[/bq]\r\n<Makes a pun about his chances of having a girlfriend being \"foiled\" again>","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ab54d563687244e61f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ab5207636872432ea40300#post_53ab5207636872432ea40300\r\nEh; shit happens. One day <insert here> is top of the world, next day everyone's freaking the fuck out about things spiraling out of control. That's life.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}