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{"topics":[{"id":"556154bb6368724f96020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I caught the little bastard and tossed him in the woods.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5561551363687270c6840b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561549e63687262b6920500#post_5561549e63687262b6920500\r\nI don't even know how that would work with crocopeg \r\nI mean crocodiles are like 25% mouth \r\nand they don't have cute animal ears ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561552963687255ac3c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55614fa36368727b66bb0200#post_55614fa36368727b66bb0200\r\nhe is hot too","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5561552a63687270c6b30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556153fc6368725853550c00#post_556153fc6368725853550c00\r\nOh my god.\r\nSorry, but that is _hilarious_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561552f63687270c6c30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556154bb6368724f96020200#post_556154bb6368724f96020200\r\nI can never catch mice \r\nI don't even know how I managed to catch the one from my oven ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561555363687255ac9f1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556154bb6368724f96020200#post_556154bb6368724f96020200\r\nWait how did you even catch him?\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5561559263687270c6540c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561551363687270c6840b00#post_5561551363687270c6840b00\r\nCroc Myumon peg would have the snout, But no actual mouth.\r\n\r\nAnd I'm sure that he would have something on his head in his humanoid form.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556155af63687262b6db0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561552f63687270c6c30b00#post_5561552f63687270c6c30b00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561555363687255ac9f1100#post_5561555363687255ac9f1100\r\nHis tail was stuck in a trap. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556155b563687255ac681200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/0af148a88c9599dd6bcd680b3bbc2321/tumblr_noat4yg0oV1qb5gkjo1_1280.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0a3ae20d37f2a870589d5e150a8d79f1/tumblr_noat4yg0oV1qb5gkjo2_540.png!\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm sorry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5561560c63687262b6610700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\nSo basically he escaped the Death and lives to see another day?\r\n\r\nHurray! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556156146368724280500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\n_Its just a fucking mouse._\r\nWhat's there to be piss-yourself about.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561563a6368721e83910a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155b563687255ac681200#post_556155b563687255ac681200\r\nWell it is a none stick Pan.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'll be honest at first I was expecting a \"Faggot\" Joke[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5561563c63687255ac7c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561559263687270c6540c00#post_5561559263687270c6540c00\r\nor maybe sharp teeth in human form\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\nah\r\nthat makes things easier \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155b563687255ac681200#post_556155b563687255ac681200\r\n^fuk u^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561563f6368721e839b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/show-by-rock-sanrio/images/b/b6/DaruDayu-Show-By-Rock.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150322060317!\r\n!http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/show-by-rock-sanrio/images/a/ab/Card_10394_L.png/revision/latest?cb=20150409234155!\r\nFor uc9\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561563c63687255ac7c1300#post_5561563c63687255ac7c1300\r\nI guess that would work.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556156726368725853eb1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561563c63687255ac7c1300#post_5561563c63687255ac7c1300\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155b563687255ac681200#post_556155b563687255ac681200\r\n^fuk u^[/bq]\r\n\r\nYes, you may","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556156c163687270c69a0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561563f6368721e839b0a00#post_5561563f6368721e839b0a00\r\nI can't get over Contralto loli-cat","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556156cc63687255acc41400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/fc6c88bba3d5eaff3e365b3b50e2a5d9/tumblr_inline_nou7ebzRNm1r0vc6p_540.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556156726368725853eb1000#post_556156726368725853eb1000\r\n^~no fuk u tho~^\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556156ef6368725853f41100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556156cc63687255acc41400#post_556156cc63687255acc41400\r\nWHY CANT WE BE BOTH! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556156ff6368720efbc40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556156c163687270c69a0e00#post_556156c163687270c69a0e00\r\nWhat?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556157036368720efbcb0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561563f6368721e839b0a00#post_5561563f6368721e839b0a00\r\nYou know me well","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556157296368725853521200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556157036368720efbcb0600#post_556157036368720efbcb0600\r\nShe's the drummer and lead singer of the band Tsurezurenaru Ayatsuri Mugenan from Show by rock.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5561575263687255acbf1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No, really.\r\nWhy are women so terrified by mice.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561576c63687255acf41500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/fafbff90e0cb7e0bc5559b5bf2e34d85/tumblr_mm3autP6aD1qep5zro1_500.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5561577163687242807c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561563f6368721e839b0a00#post_5561563f6368721e839b0a00\r\nShe is cute.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5561577c6368720efb490700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556156ef6368725853f41100#post_556156ef6368725853f41100\r\nTHEY TRIED THAT AND IT WASN'T PRETTY \r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xU5aIHOdRbo/VUt_CHJ84OI/AAAAAAAADL4/PbdFJpHitDY/s640/Splatoon-InklingDevelopmentCycle.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}