time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6539.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556b274863687262b62a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\".\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baRHi315IjI","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556b275163687272bb5e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am 209 µM","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556b277e63687262b6900700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b275163687272bb5e0100#post_556b275163687272bb5e0100\r\ndamn nigga you short","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556b28b163687272bb740300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"189cm.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556b29ac63687272bb190500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b277e63687262b6900700#post_556b277e63687262b6900700\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b275163687272bb5e0100#post_556b275163687272bb5e0100\r\ndamn nigga you short[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm transgigantic, a giant person trapped in very small midget's body, don't trigger me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556b29d16368723bc8271d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"6'1","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556b2dcc6368722fab1c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556b2e256368722fabb10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the official Twitter of \"Icelandair\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandair is following me\r\n\r\nI'm really fcuking confused","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556b30fa6368720b09671f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b2dcc6368722fab1c0300#post_556b2dcc6368722fab1c0300\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Morning[/bq]\r\nGood mourning","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556b33a963687262b6521a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, I love bugs but sometimes they are some of the STUPIDEST motherfuckers on the planet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556b33a96368726fe7be0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b30fa6368720b09671f00#post_556b30fa6368720b09671f00\r\nDid somebody die.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"556b33c76368720a82430800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b33a963687262b6521a00#post_556b33a963687262b6521a00\r\nExample?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556b341063687262b6d71a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b33a963687262b6521a00#post_556b33a963687262b6521a00\r\nOf course they are\r\nThey really don't have big brains ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556b34366368720b629e2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b33a963687262b6521a00#post_556b33a963687262b6521a00\r\nWell, they do not have brains, so...","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556b348263687262b68f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b33c76368720a82430800#post_556b33c76368720a82430800\r\nA black wasp was in my place, so I spend five minutes trying to catch the little bastard. After I gave up on that I decided to open the door and let him leave by himself. Hhe missed the door and bumped into the closed window like six times!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556b35cd6368720b09ac2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b348263687262b68f1b00#post_556b348263687262b68f1b00\r\nWhat a little dumbass.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556b35db6368726fe71f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b348263687262b68f1b00#post_556b348263687262b68f1b00\r\nWell, their flying controls is basically mother nature's attempt in making Superman 64 in real life.\r\n\r\n(If you get this joke, you win the Internet.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556b35fa6368726fe7420700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b35cd6368720b09ac2600#post_556b35cd6368720b09ac2600\r\nBut it was also kind of cute in it's own way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556b36696368722fab451000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b35db6368726fe71f0700#post_556b35db6368726fe71f0700\r\nSo they are attempting to fly through Lex's Maze and TEH RINGS.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"556b36976368720b09e72700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[Nervous breakdown intensifies]","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556b373363687227d7c20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b36976368720b09e72700#post_556b36976368720b09e72700\r\nWhat's the matter?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556b37486368726fe7400900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu CritaCrista...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556b37556368720b62322900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b35fa6368726fe7420700#post_556b35fa6368726fe7420700\r\nReminds me of people walking into glass thinking it was the door. And the door was right next to them.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556b37956368720b62942900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b36696368722fab451000#post_556b36696368722fab451000\r\nHa! You get it.\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556b36976368720b09e72700#post_556b36976368720b09e72700\r\nWhy you so gloom?\r\nI too am having nervous breakdown. I have 3 more days till my registration at a local college. I haven't filled in the forms, pay the compensation fees and the registration is almost 500 kilometers from my home. I also have to make a hard choice of risking my future of going to overseas college and get a great education OR risk my future of going to a college at all, in the event that I didn't get the overseas college.\r\n\r\nDoes that make you feel better?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556b38066368722fabca1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*FUCKIN' YEEEEEEAAAAAAH! SUCK IT CRITACRISTA!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}